2026 NFL Super Bowl: Someone Make The Offseason Thread

[Weltall]

Can't wait to get him back from you later after Rice crashes out and Worthy goes on IR from getting sneezed on

You will sign Marquez Valdes-Scantling and will not complain.

[Rhyis.]

You will sign Marquez Valdes-Scantling and will not complain.

too late, mvs is the boys 5th wr

Mediocre signing of the week
https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/...7Ctwgr%5Etweet

[Weltall]

Like Marquez Valdes-Scantling wont be dropped and signed by 7 different teams in 2026.

[kuronosan]

They gotta get to the playoffs for him to be useful.

Also, he's a pretty nice guy. I'd rather have him than half the junk we had roll through in the last couple of years.

We lose MVS = no win
We have MVS = we won

Coincidence? Of course, but I'm not wanting another wasted season of Mahomesball.

[Mertron]

if you guys are curious about the eagles rumor mill regarding why aj wanted out of philly

https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCEastMemeWar/s/b4xmhv4319

this is gaining traction because in an interview yesterday about his relationship with hurts, aj brought up “the wives” unprompted

tldr: allegedly aj got caught cheating on his girl, hurts wife told her to dump him, jalen said leave me the fuck out of this the main thing is the main thing

[Krandor]

So AJ's wife was mad that her husband got called out for cheating?

Hmmm ok

[Weltall]

This tracks because just the other day, local Nashville reporters were questioning why he and his wife had a 2nd marriage already. They already had a wedding, like 2~3 years ago, in Nashville.

[Weltall]

Could be a "rich person" thing, but most likely he double-downed on the marriage vows after getting caught cheating.

Dead. Perfect fit for the Pats organization.

[Xno Kappa]

I’m banning the use of outside massage therapists if I’m an owner at this point.

[Melena]

For Xno

https://x.com/i/status/2061621270257537201

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[Xno Kappa]

Lmao

[Cail]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/...gIRK2bOMcBVXxg

[Weltall]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2062143185162272926?s=20

[Weltall]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/...750102832?s=20

[Mertron]

rumors that the eagles/browns trade talks for garrett mostly broke down because the browns wanted jalen carter in return, and the eagles said no but offered nolan smith or jalyx hunt instead

rams offered verse and that was the end of it

[Mertron]

this reminds me i haven’t heard anything about jalen carters shoulders in a while

[Melena]

Mom, can we have Antonio Brown?

No, we have Antonio Brown at home

Antonio Brown at home: https://nypost.com/2026/06/03/sports...rn-california/

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[Rhyis.]

receivers that get paid, never fails

[Mertron]

uh oh, new time waster

if you guys saw the 82-0 nba game, there’s an nfl 17-0 one that looks harder (you have to look up the players yourself)

https://www.firstdown.studio/build-a-17-0-team

edit: shit is this current players only? lame. update when

edit again: ah there’s ultimate and all-time but they’re in development

[Xno Kappa]

15-2 but this one seems kinda jank. Is it defense entirely? Because it wouldn’t let me pick any individual commie players. And I’m guessing it’s current players only? Landed on Chargers for TE and it wouldn’t let me pick Antonio Gates.

Edit: didn’t see mert’s edits