2026 MLB Season Thread:F the Dodgers, John Fisher, Arte Moreno, Polymarket, Pohlads, the Dodgers...

[Mertron]

calling that thing the machete goes hard

[Cail]

https://x.com/igndeals/status/203686...gIRK2bOMcBVXxg

[Xno Kappa]

The first lineups of the season are out

[Xno Kappa]

[Krandor]

With Heliot Ramos starting today the Giants 19 season streak of a different LF every year has finally ended.

[Outlaw]

https://x.com/igndeals/status/203686...gIRK2bOMcBVXxg

Hard pass. Have you ever tasted Baja Blast? I tried it when it first came out at a Taco Bell. It made me gag.

[Xno Kappa]

Lmao “Jameis I have to ask. Did you pay for the crab legs?”

[Mertron]

jameis did you sexually assault that woman

[Xno Kappa]

Holy shit Barry Bonds is 61 years old. Still feels like he just retired recently.

[Mertron]

https://bsky.app/profile/jimmy-d.bsk.../3mhvkmdctjc2g

[Krandor]

Holy shit Barry Bonds is 61 years old. Still feels like he just retired recently.

It's been 19 years bruh, we're all old now.

The streak of 19 different opening day LF for the Giants started when he retired

[Xno Kappa]

You think with Jameis there him and a few of the SF Giants get together and I don’t know. Have dinner? I’ll hang up and listen.

[Krandor]

I understood that reference.

[Xno Kappa]

It's been 19 years bruh, we're all old now.

The streak of 19 different opening day LF for the Giants started when he retired

That is such a ridiculous streak. And it’s not like they were bad all throughout that timeframe either

[Krandor]

Btw for anyone not getting xno's reference

[Mertron]

don’t cite the deep magic to me witch

[Mertron]

if arson judge doesn’t hit a home run in his first at bat the season is over

[Xno Kappa]

Jey Uso? Really? Start the fucking game man lol

[Mertron]

this is not good content for opening day. just start the game.

edit: lol

[Mertron]

if i ever go to oracle park im sitting in right field and bringing a bunch of baseballs to just randomly throw in the bay to fuck with the idiots in the kayaks