2026 MLB Season Thread:F the Dodgers, John Fisher, Arte Moreno, Polymarket, Pohlads, the Dodgers...

[Mertron]

i guess some other teams get to play baseball today

[synistar]

Jackson Chourio to start the season on the 10 day IL with a left hand fracture. Likely from the HBP during the WBC warm ups vs the Nats.

[Krandor]

So he played hurt through the entire WBC?

[archibaldcrane]

Hero

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[Anoat]

That's my QB

https://twitter.com/netflixsports/st...08544479011046

[Mertron]

is it too late for skenes to join the Air Force? pulled before the first inning ended

[archibaldcrane]

BASEBALL IS BACK BABY LFG

[Obsidian]

So he played hurt through the entire WBC?

Apparently original imaging didn't clearly show a fracture but he aggravated his hand on a check swing last week so they took more pictures and then found the fracture.

[Mertron]

is it too late for skenes to join the Air Force? pulled before the first inning ended

ah i guess this makes it less funny

or more funny?

anyway

https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/203...847928464?s=20

[Obsidian]

Brandon Lowe currently averaging 0.66 HR an inning, on pace for over 960 homers.

I say he does it.

[Xno Kappa]

I had no idea he went to the pirates

[Outlaw]

Happy Opening Day everyone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeD10D8wFaA

[Celeras]

ah i guess this makes it less funny

or more funny?

anyway

https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/203...847928464?s=20

Broadcast starting with "The Pirates go as far as O'Neil Cruz can take them"

*chefs kiss*

[Obsidian]

I had no idea he went to the pirates

I also learned today that the Pirates have two Jared Jones. One is a pitcher coming back from TJS, the other is a 1B I found out existed about 15 minutes ago.

[archibaldcrane]

MISIOROWSKI opens the game giving up a homer

then strikes out 11 through 5 IP, Brewers record for Ks on opening day

by 3

[archibaldcrane]

MISIOROWSKI opens the game giving up a homer

then strikes out 11 through 5 IP, Brewers record for Ks on opening day

by 3

First opening day 11K+ performance by a player 23 years old or younger since 1970.

[Obsidian]

Bo Bichette is the only Met who hasn't reached base at least once yet, and he also accounts for 3 of their 7 strikeouts so far.

Not an ideal debut.

[Krandor]

If you signed up for the Baja Blast thing, Francisco Alvarez hit one 429 feet

[Outlaw]

I hope Kershaw isn't part of the NBC broadcast team. I think he talked the whole time nonstop. I would mute it and after a few minutes come back. He's still talking. Do it again. He's still going. Mute it for an entire inning. Still taking!! Like he never stopped.

[Mertron]

ah that’s a shame.

https://x.com/BauerOutage/status/203...023630726?s=20