2026 MLB Season Thread:F the Dodgers, John Fisher, Arte Moreno, Polymarket, Pohlads, the Dodgers...

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-03-27 16:18

This opening series schedule has been fucking annoying. First you have the shitty Netflix broadcast and now a day game that I can only half pay attention to on my commute home because of a shit ton of dead spots.

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-03-27 17:03

Ladies and gentlemen

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-03-27 17:04

All Rise!

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-03-27 17:06

And since it’s against the Giants, obligatory:

**Obsidian** · 2026-03-27 17:08

Three straight 4 seamers down the dick was probably not a great strategy for pitching to *checks notes* Aaron Judge.

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-03-27 17:15

Not to be outdone, a Stantonian blast!

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-03-27 17:23

Also of note, Judge’s homer came after a successful ABS challenge during the at-bat. The rest of the league should be afraid. They should be very afraid.

**Obsidian** · 2026-03-27 17:32

No need to fear him if you just IBB him for all 500+ of his ABs this year like any manager with two braincells ought to be doing.

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-03-27 18:24

Yankees may never lose a game this season with this pitching.

**Obsidian** · 2026-03-27 20:55

Chase DeLauter has 3 career home runs in 10 career innings.

**synistar** · 2026-03-27 22:20

https://x.com/PitchingNinja/status/2037694967053795574

**Outlaw** · 2026-03-27 22:32

I don't suppose there is any way to share a MLBtv account between family members? I helped set up "Braves Vision" through MLB app the other day for my parents and my Mom called me tonight and said it works great.

Also Braves win their home opener 6-0 with Walt Weiss as new HC.

**Gredival** · 2026-03-27 22:48

Originally Posted by Outlaw

I don't suppose there is any way to share a MLBtv account between family members? I helped set up "Braves Vision" through MLB app the other day for my parents and my Mom called me tonight and said it works great.

Also Braves win their home opener 6-0 with Walt Weiss as new HC.

No idea but I get a free season from T-Mobile if you (or anyone else) wants it.

You just need to give me the info you'd want me to put on the account from the sign up link (it probably requires a card for the auto renewal fee).

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**archibaldcrane** · 2026-03-27 23:17

Originally Posted by Outlaw

I don't suppose there is any way to share a MLBtv account between family members? I helped set up "Braves Vision" through MLB app the other day for my parents and my Mom called me tonight and said it works great.

Also Braves win their home opener 6-0 with Walt Weiss as new HC.

I share mine with a friend in Minnesota, works fine for us

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**Melena** · 2026-03-28 00:52

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

And since it’s against the Giants, obligatory:

Bruh, I thought we were friends lol.

Also FML. First time in history we've started the season shut out the first two games.

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**Melena** · 2026-03-28 14:18

Jacob DeGrom scratched due to neck stiffness.

Nature truly is healing.

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**Obsidian** · 2026-03-28 16:14

Brendon Little picking up right where he left off last season, lol.

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-03-28 17:18

So are the A’s actually good?

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-03-28 17:22

Umps should be grateful as hell for the ABS. Because instead of bitching about shitty calls, I’m now bitching about the teams not challenging them lol

**Obsidian** · 2026-03-28 17:31

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

So are the A’s actually good?

They have some good hitters. Their pitching is still very sus IMO.

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