2026 NFL Week 10 Thread: Prediction Recap, dffs

[Mertron]

alright folks, everyone has played 8 or 9 games. we’re halfway there. let’s see who the dumbest football fan is

…shit

Super Bowl: Eagles over Bills

yeah that’s right. i picked the eagles. to win things. im sorry your team isn’t good enough to win things. go root for your team to have the #1 pick once October starts for the fifth year in a row

[Melena]

NFC West: Rams Ehhh, yeah no.
NFC North: Lions Probably won't know until week 17 or some shit
NFC South: Bucs I mean maybe, who knows with this division
NFC East: Washington Xno is happy this is wrong

NFC Wild Cards SF, Seattle, Eagles Yeah, all wrong with SF most likely getting the division and the rest of the NFC North as wildcards

AFC West: Chargers ROFL
AFC East: Bills Looking good
AFC North: Bungles There is a chance
AFC South: Generational Talent (Jags) Yup

AFC Wildcards: Chiefs, Texans, Patriots Maybe.

Superbowl: Niners over Bills

[Mertron]

NFC East: Eagles NOPE
NFC North: Lions Maybe?
NFC South: Bucs Maybe?
NFC West: Rams (1) Probably not
Wildcards: Seahawks Maybe?, Cowboys NOPE (as wc), Packers Probably

AFC East: Bills (1) Yes and maybe
AFC North: Ravens troubling.
AFC South: Texans not as division
AFC West: Chiefs maybe?
Wildcards: Patriots sure, Chargers NOPE, Bengals maybe

not terrible picks but not great

MVP: Joe Burrow stay on target
Offensive Player: Jahmyr Gibbs stay on target
Defensive Player: Will Anderson idk man
Offensive Rookie: De’Zhaun Stribling rip
Defensive Rookie: Sonny Styles wouldn’t rule it out yet
Comeback Player: Patrick Mahomes probably?
Coach of the Year: Jesse Minter NOPE
First Coach Fired: Dan Quinn please hold
#1 Pick: Dolphins sure

[Mertron]

as a collective, pretty much everyone had the chargers in the playoffs, and no one had the bears being in the playoffs except that one guy that won’t shut up

tldr you’re dumb too, leave me alone

[Mertron]

anyway you guys think the eagles will hire steichen to be our coach next year

best the eagles offense ever looked was when he was the OC in 2022!

[kuronosan]

Repasta:

NFC East: Eagles (lol, ouch, reverse uno'd)

NFC North: Bears (hey there's still time)

NFC South: Panthers (hey-oh!)

NFC West: Rams (9ers taking this is just incredible)

Wildcards: Packers, Bucs, Lions (yep, still think this)

regression candidates: Seahawks, 49ers, Commanders (2/3)

likely to improve: I think the Vikings and Bears would fit this (yep)

team i might be wrong about: Bears or Commanders (newp)

AFC East: Bills (spot on)

AFC North: Bengals (lol, tied with Steel Rodgers)

AFC South: Jags (spot on)

AFC West: Chiefs (still in the running)

Wildcards: Patriots, Chargers (hahahahha), Broncos

regression candidates: Pats, Bills, Broncos (well shit I hate the AFC right now)

likely to improve: Chiefs, if we stay healthy (lol), maybe the Jags (definitely them), honestly the Chargers have potential to make it past one playoff game with Harbaugh and Mayor McCheese coaching things up (THEY HAVEN'T EVEN MADE IT PAST ONE SEASON GAME)

team i might be wrong about: Bills (YEP, WRONG AS ALWAYS)

NFC Championship: Rams take Lions (nah not happening)

AFC Championship: Chiefs over Bills

Super Bowl: Rams (NOPE) over Chiefs

Gents we getting 49ers Chiefs Rd3 and you're going