
Originally Posted by
joft
YOU obviously don't understand, so let me explain it for your tiny little brain to understand OK!?
Worldx is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, he is very careful and precise. He fights ALL the time, and his purpose is to flip out and kill people. Most of his free time is spent flying, but sometimes he stabs.
Worldx can kill anyone he wants! He cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. He is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that he was eating at a diner, and when some dude dropped a spoon Worldx killed the whole town. Berticus told me saw Worldx totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. If you don't believe that Worldx is God of FFXI then you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Worldx is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. He is totally awesome and that's a fact. He's fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love Worldx with all of my body (including my pee pee).