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  1. #1
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    psycho girlfriends who don't wanna let go.

    o god.


    The couple was arguing Saturday because the man, whose name was not released, wanted to end the year-old relationship, Shell said. The pair decided to have sex, and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed. The woman pulled out a kitchen knife and severed his penis, police said.





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    That's kinda scary... Too bad all women don't do that on the first date.

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    Lorrena Bobbet revisited!!!!

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    You've brought me to a new level of enlightenment. Allow me to do the same for you.

    http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...e_internet.jpg

    There. Now we both made inappropriate/uncalled for posts in one night.

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    i'll see your bobbet and raise you a

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 253849.stm

    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

    She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

    In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

    He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

    The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

    She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

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    ...


    (breakfast)



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    (No thanks.)

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    you pansy, I'm eating cereal right now

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    [quote="joft"]you pansy, I'm eating cereal right now[/quote

    I... WAS eating breakfast... fucking nesquik

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    ahaha

    I don't see what the big deal is, it's not that much more disturbing than "severing" a penis with a knife

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    I don't think she tried to swallow his penis then throw it back up again (after it was severed).

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    true, true

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    here have another
    http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europ ... cles.reut/

    Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

    Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

    But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

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    If you've ever been to Wales before, yes, people are THAT stupid there.

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    wtf

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    every nation has its share of idiots

    here in the USA, we call them "citizens" (because it's all of us lol get it?)

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    Lawl, in London we call them the Mayor.

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    Reminds me of the Washington D.C. Mayor...Marion Barry...he got caught ON VIDEO smoking CRACK...and what do you know...he tries for another term later...and gets Re-elected... ALL RIGHT! ....i think i'd have to agree with Joft ;p

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    see you are supposed to have sex with your grilfriend and THEN break up with her.

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    /slap

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    What's wrong with smoking crack? I'm sure he is a better mayor than the rest of thos imbeciles. I'm sure he had some refreshing ideas!

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