FriendlyFire

[Warudo Ecksu]

Joft is mine! TT

[Imperatrix]

wow Joft

I didn't know you were this wanted =X lol

[Jerseyprophet]

I'm looking back over the thread and trying to find the climax, because now we're in the shiny afterglow period where it's all warm and relaxing.


Thanks for the vent guys. Very very chill now.

(Wait that first comment might have been confusing to Darkval's eyes. Ya see DV, when a man loves a woman he sometimes wants to be close to that woman. And sometimes he wants to film it for later. And even sometimes, juuuust sometimes he doesn't get to be close to that person because he asks a simple, innocent question like "so are you into goat play?" and she leaves, with noone left to call over but Mrs. DV -- who is down for whatever. The end.)

[Orfeo]

http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html

[Darkvalentine]

uu are so dead

JP

[Orfeo]

Err, JP, you can't quit over a few assholes. You have no idea how many assholes I have met since I started playing this game...hell, I use to be a dragoon -.- Almost everybody would act like a complete ass to me just because of the name of my job :/ But no, I did not quit, and I am damn glad.

Err...ya

[joft]

My heart currently belongs to Starbuck from the new Battlestar Galactica.

Sorry.

I know I said my love can be bought, but that would really just be an act. I'm a good actor, good enough to make you believe if you still want to buy.

[Warudo Ecksu]

Yes, please. Just lie to me Joft. Don't break my <3 like that ; ; I've been saving up all my gil for you ><

[Jerseyprophet]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/shakeass.html

[Kuai]

you guys woulda won if ludaen was there :wink:

[Jerseyprophet]

He was

[joft]

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=122482

[Jerseyprophet]

Everything can be captured with these pictures.

....lol

http://tune.ache-bang.com/~vg/modules/g ... php?page=3

(Edit: Removed Pornographic FFXI pictures - so head's up, NWF link above, although, it's like 1AM, if you're at work you work in a strip club anyway, and DV's mom is comin on stage next, so get off the internet!)

[Orfeo]

I like the mithras

[Warudo Ecksu]

....

[Jerseyprophet]

Remember though, if you get turned on by a cartoon or pixels God will kill a puppy.

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/246/1...imosa-pwnd.jpg

[joft]

i saw all 15 pages

and laughed quite a bit

[Jerseyprophet]

An oldie but so great, worth a re-read.

WELLHUNG: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
SWEETHEART: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
WELLHUNG: I'm 6'3'' and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
SWEETHEART: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
WELLHUNG: OK
SWEETHEART: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
WELLHUNG: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
SWEETHEART: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing you're bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
WELLHUNG: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
SWEETHEART: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breast. My nipples are erect for you.
WELLHUNG: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
SWEETHEART: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
WELLHUNG: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
SWEETHEART: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
WELLHUNG: I suddenly sneeze. Your breast are covered with spit and phlegm.
SWEETHEART: What?
WELLHUNG: I'm so sorry; Really.
SWEETHEART: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
WELLHUNG: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
SWEETHEART: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
WELLHUNG: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
SWEETHEART: Why don't you take off your glasses?
WELLHUNG: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
SWEETHEART: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
WELLHUNG: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
SWEETHEART: Hurry back, lover.
WELLHUNG: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
SWEETHEART: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
WELLHUNG: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
SWEETHEART: What's the matter now?
WELLHUNG: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
SWEETHEART: Mmm, yes. Come on.
WELLHUNG: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
SWEETHEART: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
WELLHUNG: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
SWEETHEART: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
WELLHUNG: I'm flaccid.
SWEETHEART: What?
WELLHUNG: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
SWEETHEART: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
SWEETHEART: [logged off]










bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty fuck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?




Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: Fuck



Jdogg: Hey
QT-Pie: Hey
Jdogg: whats goin on
QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie: what does that mean?
Jdogg: what are you wearing?
QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg: Garter belt?
QT-Pie: Ummm...no.
Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg: You leave everything to Jdogg.
Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it