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  1. #1
    Sea Torques
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    Ebay never fails me

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 50936&rd=1

    the hell.............

    if you see this message buy it! 25 mins to go!

    "Hey louis remember that one time i picked the mystery box over the boat?"
    *flashes back*
    "Now wait just a minute. There could be anything inside the mystery box, there could even be a boat, you know how much we've always wanted one of those!"

    *flash back ends*

    "Peter that was 10 minutes ago"

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    Salesperson: Now you could take the boat OR.......you can take the mystery box.

    Lois: You crazy, we'll take the.....

    Peter: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just a sec Lois. A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! You know how much we've always wanted one of those!

    Lois: Then let's just take the.....

    Peter: We'll take the box!

    *In the car*

    Lois: We'll take the box he says.

    Peter: Lois, you're acting like this is the first time I've ever done something like this. Ya-you remember that time i was suppose to get the boat?

    *Flashback*

    Peter: A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! You know how much we've always wanted one of those!

    Lois: Then let's just take the.....

    Peter: We'll take the box!

    *End FlashbacK*

    Lois: Peter that was 10 minutes ago.....


    Anyways, I wonder what was in that 'Mystery Box.' Tell me if you find out. You know, if the buyer writes back in or something. I don't know, I've never used E-Bay.

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    Sea Torques
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    ya, im sure its gonna be something bad lol

    and nice job on quoting family guy lol. i have a bad memory

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    It helps when you've seen every episode 40-50 minimums. Sadly, that's no exaggeration. What can I say, I need to get out more. Damn Final Fantasy XI.

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    Bonnie: Hey Joe look to the left it's the Griffins!

    Joe: We're nautical now baby, that's called starbord but i'll forgive you cause you sex me up. Now gimme some sugar. Hey neighbors! Where's your boat?

    Lois: We didn't take the boat. We took the Mystery box. Hop in!

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    ..

    I took a gamble & lost. feel ripped. got what I deserve
    quote from user feedback on a similar "Mystery box", clearly a load of shit...... I also saw an invisible xbox on ebay before[/quote]

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    this sounds like the scarmers on FFXI are branching out into the real world. next thing, people will be making carboard scorpion harnesses and trying to sell them on eBay as the realy thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saashaa
    this sounds like the scarmers on FFXI are branching out into the real world. next thing, people will be making carboard scorpion harnesses and trying to sell them on eBay as the realy thing.
    But honestly, who would want to make a real scorpion harness in real life. First you would have to get a bunch of your friends to go to Egypt with you to even find Serket...

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    Serket spawns in my basement...right by the bats, ghosts, and "Magic Pot" growing in the corner >.>

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    I should put a "mystery FFXI item" on ebay <.<

    Starting bid, 60.00! It's obviously something good!

    *Bidder goes to check delivery box*

    Slot 3: A yagudo feather sent to you by Orfeo.

    Bidder>>> You little sh!t


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