And now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Will never die.

[Septimus]

At Vin Diesel's 5th birthday party, an 8 year old bully popped one of the balloons. This enraged Vin so much that he flew around the Earth until it reversed the flow of time, then repeatedly kicked the bully's father in the crotch preventing his birth. No one has messed with Vin since.

[Septimus]

Vin Diesel once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. He then had his good pal Jesus resurrect they guy (Vin could have it himself, but was running late for a head shaving), and to show that there were no hard feelings gave the guy a bag of jelly beans and a magical, flying unicorn.

[Trevor]

Vin Diesel has weights tied to his nuts, constantly, in order to keep his voice very low. Without them, he sounds like Steve Urkel.

[Septimus]

Vin Diesel has weights tied to his nuts, constantly, in order to keep his voice very low. Without them, he sounds like Steve Urkel.

Blasphemy!!!

Stone the blasphemer!

[Septimus]

Am I going to have to single-handedly drag this thread to 20 pages?

After eating a bad batch of chili while judging a Texas chili showdown, Vin Diesel broke the land speed record running home to take care of what he called “El crapos malo.”

[Scunsion]

lol im enjoying it, keep it up

edit: oh shit i ganked page 20 from you

[Septimus]

lol im enjoying it, keep it up

edit: oh shit i ganked page 20 from you

Damn you! Vin will smite you for such an affront.

We must keep that false idol Chuck Norris's thread from beating the thread of one true Vin.

[Heian]

Vin Diesel makes the Oija board move.

Contrary to popular beleif Lindsay Lohan does not have breasts. She is in fact growing two Vin Diesel's inside of her.

Vin once turned a serial killer in to the LAPD. Not because it was the right thing to do, but because he did not authorize the killings and viewed it as a challenge to his position as the Grim Reaper.

When the world finally ends, Vin Diesel will clotheline the 3rd Horseman of the Apocolypse and steal his horse.

Vin Diesel once drove a golf ball over 9 miles, and was there to catch it before it hit the ground.

When God said, "Let there be light", Vin Diesel flicked the switch.

When Vin Diesel walks down the isles of Wal-Mart, the prices go up.

After single handedly building the Great Wall of China in an afternoon, Vin Diesel spend the evening successfully impregnating all 3000 concubines in Emperor Qui Wang's harem, resulting in the little known Vin Dynasty of 206BC

The final digit of Pi is Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel hired God to create the Earth, but fired him for slacking off on the 7th day.

The Biblical Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are, in order: War, Famine, Vin Diesel, and Death.

Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North - they point in the direction of Vin Diesel. He just likes to sit on a lawn chair and shout, "Jackets are for pussies!" at the Acrtic researchers.

Vin Diesel can kill a man before he can scream. And if the man does scream, Vin has a back-up plan that involves a bag of Cheetos and a roll of duct tape.


Those were the best ones I could find, the Chuck Norris one is not all that great yet, but we all know Chuck is one of the few beings in exsistence who can pose a threat to Vin. This also includes Bruce Campbell, Samuel L. Jackson, and all of the Waynes Brothers combined.

[Almaa]

The book "Wost Case Scenario," discusses ways to run from many different deadly animals. The page entitled "Running from Vin Diesel" simply says "Good luck."

[Almaa]

When the world finally ends, Vin Diesel will clotheline the 3rd Horseman of the Apocolypse and steal his horse.

The Biblical Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are, in order: War, Famine, Vin Diesel, and Death.

hmmm

[Heian]

Almaa I just pasted as Isaw the ones I liked lol, but you should know that Vin is capable of creating paradoxs, or maybe Vin clothslined him to become the thrid hourseman.

[Septimus]

When life hands Vin Diesel lemons, he puts them in a sock and beats the crap out of life with them so it doesn’t repeat that mistake.

[Makaze]

Vin Diesel draws circles with more than 360 degrees.

Vin Diesel invented sex, and then, to make it more interesting, invented the orgasm. (<3 Vin)

Vin Diesel will die if he ever comes in contact with cheese.

The Founding Fathers chose the bald eagle as America's symbol because of how it reminded them of Vin Diesel.

[Almaa]

When life hands Vin Diesel lemons, he puts them in a sock and beats the crap out of life with them so it doesn’t repeat that mistake.

best

[Heian]

Babies aren't delivered by the stork. They're actually fired into people's homes by a cannon operated by Vin Diesel.

[Septimus]

Vin Diesel's tear ducts do not create tears. Instead they secrete a super-sweet version of ambrosia that is so nutrient dense, even when one drop is diluted into 100 gallons of water can nourish an adult for a week. Sadly since Vin Diesel never cries the world goes hungry.

[Septimus]

The phrase "worth its weight in Vin Diesels" was later changed to the less flattering "worth its weight in gold" when people realized that there is nothing in this universe precious enough for comparison to the former.

[tiberion02]

Vin Diesel started the running of the bulls in Pamplona Spain, but with a small difference then todays ceremony. Vin chased the bulls.

Vin Diesel's left thumb is actually the Patron Saint of Wisconsin.

Chuck Norris' beard is actually leftover hairs from Vin Diesel.

[Septimus]

Special early evening Vin Diesel fact! (Because I will forget it by tomorrow.)

Time waits for no man, but Vin Diesel has to occasionally wait for time to catch up.

[Crovus]

Vin Diesel's left thumb is actually the Patron Saint of Wisconsin.

Wisconsinite, and Vin Diesel worshipper.