And now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Will never die.

[Almaa]

4 out of 5 dentist reccommend Colgate for clean teeth. Vin Diesel is the 1 dentist who does not recommend Colgate. He recommends cleaning teeth with the bones of his victims.

He won a Quake3 tournament at QuakeCon even though he was playing Counter-Strike.

Vin Diesel loves unicorns. No, seriously he fucks the shit out of them.

rofl

[Heian]

Time to bump it again.

Vin Diesel actually painted all the works of Michelangelo, but lost them to said "artist" after he bet that he could drink the entire ocean. Diesel almost succeeded, but gagged on a giant squid at the last moment.

Vin once turned a serial killer in to the LAPD. Not because it was the right thing to do, but because he did not authorize the killings and viewed it as a challenge to his position as the Grim Reaper.

Vin Diesel once killed a man by flexing his biceps in his general direction.

Vin Diesel coined the term "silent but deadly" when one of his farts took physical form and assassinated key political figures in the 12th century

Vin Diesel is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration and 38% unicorn.

Jesus walked the desert for 40 days and 40 nights without food or water; Diesel did it in an hour.

If Vin Diesel were a woman, his vagina would be the Eye of Sauron.

[Totien]

If you cut one of Vin Diesels limbs off, it will grow back twice as large.

In third grade, Vin Diesl was asked to paint a nature scene. Just as he finished, Vincent Van Gogh ran in, swiped it off his desk, and named it Stary Night Over the Rhone. Vin Diesel then cut off Van Gogh's ear.

If you play Contra on NES and put in the infinite lives code, Vin Diesel will jump out of the TV, punch you in the face, call you a pussy for cheating, and steal every bag of potato chips you have.

Vin Diesel pimped Xzibit's ride.

[Makaze]

One day, Vin Diesel ate 50 pounds of Taco Bell in 10 minutes. He endured gas pains like no other man has ever endured for the next 12 days, finally culminating in a huge bowel movement. The result of that bowel movement is the Hawaiin islands.

Can only exist 2 dimensions at any one time. This is due to a hidden clause in the Treaty of Versaille.

Vin Diesel has formulated a cure for Downs Symdrome, but has chosen not to share his discovery because, "Those mongoloid motherfuckers make me laugh."

[Andarvi]

Vin Diesel has formulated a cure for Downs Symdrome, but has chosen not to share his discovery because, "Those mongoloid motherfuckers make me laugh."

Vin Diesel coined the term "silent but deadly" when one of his farts took physical form and assassinated key political figures in the 12th century

Vin Diesel is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration and 38% unicorn.

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Those are fuckin great. when im laughing at a joke making fun of people with downs syndrome, thats a funny ass joke.

[Septimus]

Vin Diesel got Rush Limbaugh hooked on pain pills.

[Totien]

Vin Diesel played The Creeper in "Jeepers Creepers". He refused to play the role in "Jeepers Creepers 2" because they wanted him to wear a costume.

Vin Diesel defeated the entire U.S. Supreme Court in one massive 500 frag Halo tournament.

Vin Diesel touches my tra la la.

Vin Diesel is the truth that Jack Nicholson told Tom Cruise he couldn't handle.

Vin Diesel is responsible for the maiming deaths of at least three Muppets on Sesame Street, after being asked what he'd do for a Klondike bar.

If you dip a $20 bill into WD-40 you can see Vin Diesel doing the robot next to Andrew Jackson's right ear.

[rooster]

ohh no...

Cleric Preston Vs. Vin


What would the out come be...

[Marius]

total annihilation of the universe as we know it?

[Septimus]

ohh no...

Cleric Preston Vs. Vin


What would the out come be...

Vin Diesel would eat Cleric Preston, gaining all of his powers. Which is amazing since Vin Diesel is already omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent.

[Almaa]

ohh no...

Cleric Preston Vs. Vin


What would the out come be...

Black holes are created when Vin Diesel and Cleric Preston are present in the same time and space.

[Zigma]

Vin Diesel beat the crap out of Cleric Preston and called it a day.




edit: Shit someone beat me to it.

[macbain24]

Skeptics have long refuted the Biblical flood story by claiming there is not enough water on earth to cause such an event. This is not a problem in the original manuscripts however, which clearly detail how 93.7% of the flood water was composed of Vin Diesel's urine.

Vin Diesel once fixed Stephen Hawking's body. Then Hawking tried to take over the world but Vin Diesel broke Hawking's body again after defeating him in Scrabble.

Vin Diesel has solved all of history's greatest problems with ho-slappings and his unique ability to ejaculate anti-matter.

Vin Diesel has beaten Sim City.

It takes three licks to get to the center of Vin Diesel.

When People get hungry, they go to their refrigerators. When Vin Diesel gets hungry, he goes to an orphanage.

Vin Diesel lives on a secluded ranch where he breeds golden chocobos.

Vin Diesel has submitted most of the facts you've read.

[Heian]

Vin Diesel was the unrecorded eleventh plague of Egypt.

The 5 Ds of Dodgeball are in fact: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Diesel.

Vin Diesel once intentionally broke his collarbone into 5000 pieces. He made a new one using magic and used the broken pieces to create the Roman colloseum. When it was destroyed, Vin was furious and killed Caesar.

Vin Diesel removed the sword from the stone, then gave it to his friend Arthur. Through this, they formed a pact with the leprechauns, who upheld their end of the bargain by producing dry cereals and opening pubs across America.

Vin Diesel once had to swim for 40 days because Noah couldn't find two of him.

Vin Diesel is responsible for the clanging drums in St. Anger. He called Lars Ulrich a pussy and made him cry.

Vin Diesel can reverse any combustion reaction by giving it the finger.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

[Kiro]

Vin Diesel is responsible for the clanging drums in St. Anger. He called Lars Ulrich a pussy and made him cry.

Those aren't drums, he's banging on trash can lids.

[Heian]

Where is Vin Diesel at, I know he has blessed us with his presence once. Would he grace us mortals again with his prescence?

[Plow]

no.

[Daydreamer]

Heian, did you read that story? I just finished it. It's actually really cool. Except for the very very very end...

[Heian]

huh?

[Daydreamer]

huh?

That vin diesel thing you posted that was like 5 pages long. It's actually a good read =D