And now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Will never die.

[Delirium]

Vin Diesel owns a piece of the Agro Cragg...a glowing piece of the radical rock.

Vin Diesel spelled backward and upside down is the actual name of God. If uttered aloud, it would undo the very fabric of reality.

Vin Diesel's one true love is Bea Arthur.

An assassination attempt was taken upon Vin Diesel’s life; he was poisoned, shot repeatedly, beaten, and then tossed into an icy river. He later rose from the river in the springtime and proceeded to savagely destroy downtown Tokyo. The events were later written recorded in written form and became known as Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Vin Diesel runs with scissors.

[Aphesia]

Had to post these few extra I found.

Vin Diesel still pronounces spaghetti 'pasghetti'.

Vin Diesel thinks in binary coded decimal. This explains his intimate relationship with all Sesame Street characters.

Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik's Cube in one move.

Vin Diesel once drank an entire keg of lemonade with his penis. Just to prove he could do it.

[Russta]

Vin Diesel is Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.

Is that really true???????????????????????????????????/

[Razz]

Your sig owns :3

[Aphesia]

Vin diesel was said to be the culprit of the recent wave of DDoS attacks in the popular MMORPG Final Fantasy XI. When asked what his motives were for doing such mischevious acts he simply replied "Carrot Juice."

[Avvesione]

<3 Aph.

[Kroeger]

If you go into a dark room and repeat Vin Dielsal 3 times he will appear with several Ewoks, and proceed to make fun of you until you die proving once and for all that words alone not just stick and stones can kill you.

Once while in Washington D.C. Vin attended a session of congress. After 15 minutes Vin urinated on the Republican party, when the Democrats cheered he ate them, then defacated upon the Republican party again. This is the first documented case of a filibuster.

Jesus could turn water into wine, Vin Diesel turns wine into water. His agent told him that this is a much greater ability, thus giving him roles in many succsessfull films and to often be refered as "the light of the party" in social happenings.

For every five messiahs, a Vin Diesel is born.

Vin Diesel once crapped out a full-scale model of the Titanic.

Before his breakout roles in Hollywood, Vin Diesel was one of eight essential vitamins most commonly found in cereals.

Vin Diesel is the gatekeeper to the Apocalypse. He is also the gatekeeper to the trash bin behind the Denny's on 4th Street in Boulder Colorado. Both of these are listed on his resume.

Vin Diesel and Russell Crowe go out, once a year, and drink until they black out. It generally takes three days and more alcohol than the annual consumption of Mexico. One time Vin Diesel went out to take a piss while they were doing this, and it formed the Yellow River, which to this day still flows through China.

Vin Diesel was once in a bar room brawl with Hulk Hogan, Regis Philbin, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, and Tyrannosaurus Rex. The argument started when Philbin claimed that Steven Segal could whip Jean Claude Van Dammes ass. Hogan begged to differ. Vin claimed he could take them both, blindfolded. Everyone became enraged, and things boiled over. The T-Rex was taking his evening jog (because his fiance told him hes starting to get a beer belly) and just happened to see the commotion, so he took the opportunity to get a quick snack. Vin ate him too, and later remarked that he was much more sinewy than the cheerleaders.

[Kroeger]

Vin Diesel wrote up the Book of Mormon cause he wanted to beat up the people who thought it was real.

[Scunsion]

This is the best thread in forum history.

[Hitokiri]

Vin Diesel cannot turn his head to the left. At all.

Every time Vin Diesel masturbates, god creates a kitten.

Vin Diesel is technically considered an endangered species, though by choice.

Vin Diesel is dyslexic, but only on Tuesdays, when the confluence of the heavens affects his spiritual connection to the Overworld.

While in stealth mode he is only detectable by the smell of freshly mown grass he gives off at all times.

Vin Diesel can reproduce asexually, by mitosis.

O.o

Vin Diesel refuses to drive any vehicle with that gets more than 8 miles per gallon.

It used to be called Vinezuela.

The knights that say ‘Ni!’ originally said, "Vin Diesel, you are our god and we will love and respect you till the end of all time." They however had to change it as they felt that this may have brought about a new world order.

He is immune to the first 10 points of fire damage from an attack.

lol

Vin Diesel has beaten Sim City.

omg!

Vin Diesel secretly recites poems to the Guatemalan children every thursday.

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[Avvesione]

Vin Diesel is the capitol of Wisconsin.

Vin Diesel invented a formula for ever-lasting life, but it was destroyed when he fought the Hundred-Handed Giants.

Vin Diesel can take digital photos by blinking.

Vin was the only one who sucessfully put humpty dumpty back together again.

Vin Diesel controls all air traffic via an old SNES Advantage controller.

[ciechi]

Vin Diesel once ate the country of Zaire for breakfast. Afterwards, he had terrible indigestion and shit out the Falkland Islands.

Vin Diesel yawned one morning and deafened all of Asia.

Vin Diesel once broke the sound barrier while flipping an omelets.

Aliens sent the Y2K bug to kill Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel answered by having sex with Kirsten Dunst and Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day.

[Scunsion]

I've hit the motherload.

Star Wars was based on Vin's real life experience in another galaxy. Interestingly there were no Ewoks, droids, starships, jedi, or aliens, but there were lightsabers. Good god were there lightsabers...

[Avvesione]

I passed this one earlier but it stuck in my mind as my personal fav:

Vin Diesel knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crush.

[Russta]

Vin Diesel disappeared into the Alaskan wilderness with Roseanne Arquette and 3 years later returned naked save for a necklace of bear teeth.

If Vin Diesel were to stare directly at the sun, the sun would get scared and go to a different part of the galaxy.

Vin Diesel killed four people when he took a shit off the top of the Shin Kong-Mitsukoshi building. The deaths were ruled accidental but he is no longer permitted to enter Taiwan or the Republic of Haiti.

[Aphesia]

I passed this one earlier but it stuck in my mind as my personal fav:

Vin Diesel knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crush.

LMAO <3 Avv

[LAGUNA]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...nnotamused.jpg

[Scunsion]

ROFL!!

[Marcatil]

Vin Diesel killed the Dead Sea.

I feel pathetic in the fact I actually had to look at this for a minute to understand it, then realize it was funny.

Fucking hell I need sleep Z.z

[Belkin]

Vin Diesel like to shoot fireballs from his anus at passing ducks.

owned