And now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Will never die.

[NynJa]

Vin is the only person alive to move faster than Wyrmal Legs and Mazurka.

Best.Necro.Ever.

It's a shame it took him two months to think of it.

I was saving it for when FFXI needed a boost...

[Heian]

Vin is the only person alive to move faster than Wyrmal Legs and Mazurka.

Best.Necro.Ever.

It's a shame it took him two months to think of it.

Too bad the longer the thread has not been posted in the better the necro....but I understand your point lol....

[Unklemonkey]

I was just thinking about what ever happend to this thread a few days ago.

And lol @ Zalius' post. Pure genius even after 2 months.

[Byrd]

Hmmm. Clicking on the link in the first post takes you to a page where you can link to Mr. T, Vin Diesel or Chuck Norris facts. Doesn't this sort of defeat the point of the whole exercise? These facts should not peacefully coexist.

As Vin Diesel approaches zero, zero runs like a little bitch.

[Koyangi]

Always bumpworthy, keep up the good necroing.

[Scythiroth]

Vin Diesel is the one who made this thread get revived, he wanted to read more about himself.

[Zalius]

JUST IN TIME FOR THE HO HO HOLIDAYS

[Chumbelina]

Yay! I remember this thread!

...nothing to add.. other than that I just reflected on the nostalgia that this thread brought back. This is the first truly epic thread that I can remember.

[Nayr]

Einstein's theory of relativity was originally made to measure the power of one of Vin Diesel's punches but when Vin found this out he ate Einstein and found a new meaning for E = MC2

[Rocl]

JUST IN TIME FOR THE HO HO HOLIDAYS

I'd be angry if I didn't love this thread so
ahaha back in my day threads that surpassed the length of this one were locked 8)

[Ksandra]

JUST IN TIME FOR THE HO HO HOLIDAYS

I'd be angry if I didn't love this thread so
ahaha back in my day threads that surpassed the length of this one were locked 8)

Vin Diesel's wang is longer than this thread, until such time that the thread reaches the limitless length of said wang, this thread should remain open.

[Kuai]

vin diesel

[Axil]

kuai i loooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
im coming to downey right now

[Charitwo]

oh

[Septimus]

For fun, Vin Diesel likes to pick up and throw gas tankers to see how many miles into a forest he can toss them. He then throws hand grenades in the direction of the tanker until it explodes, burning a bald eagle with his heat vision for each grenade that misses.. He refers to this sport as "Diesel rules Golf".

[Septimus]

While at a Christmas party, David Blane commented that he used magic to make Vin Diesel's hair disappear. Diesel casually reached into Blane's chest, ripped out his still beating heart, ate it, and responded "I seemed to have made the center of your cardiovascular system disappear" all before Blane dropped to the ground. After receiving a 25 minute standing ovation from all of the party-goers, Vin was presented a solid-gold Hummer that he devoured in a single gulp.

[Septimus]

Little Timmy Johnson of Miami, Florida was having a terrible tenth birthday. He got a B- on his spelling test, the cafeteria was out of pizza again, the neighbor's dog made a mess in the front yard and he had to clean it up, and the local bully Brad Holsteder pushed him down on the school bus. Even his beach-front birthday party was awful- his mom got a stupid Sponge Bob cake instead of Superman, and his dad's new secretary/wife forgot to bring the ice cream.

Then suddenly a killer whale beached itself next to the party and exploded showering the guests with blood, lard, and entrails. Vin Diesel stepped out of the carcass, looking as clean as if he had just stepped out of the shower, and said "Happy Birthday Timmy". He then gave Timmy a gold-plated Nintendo Wii, smacked Brad Holsteder with some whale blubber, and then rode off into the horizon on a pair of dolphins.

It was the best birthday that Timmy ever had.

[Unklemonkey]

Lol, wow. Just... wow

[Sephx]

i'll be your friend, but you cant go anywhere saying all that shit about guys being hot, you'll make me look gay, and i already end up owning myself on accident sometimes. btw, i dont want to be anything more then friends, mostly due to the fact that you are most likely a man, through the cartoon self portrait is a throwoff, along with the talk of having sex with men. This is a no-no. In addition, i am not one of your friends, i am one of your best friends, and you will respect this (no bff forever shit, that just abbreviates the friendship and makes it lame, it's like saying you can epitomize the relationship into 3 letters, and that just doesnt cut it for real friendship). If at any point in time we argue over something trivial, we will let said arguement run its course and make up with time.

I am in actuality very high right now, but this is to have no impact on our friendship. You will continually tell me that i should stop and that marijuana changes people. It does, which is why people use it you dumb broad. I didn't mean that, i'm sorry. Back to changing people. You will eventually make me quit this habit, or me getting caught/a real job will, whichever comes first.

I need to find an adequate picture of the muscular misshaded super hero made by combining the elemental powers of vin diesel, chuck norris, bill cosby, jack bauer and jack black. He will be the next internet icon, but at the moment google is not giving me the proper answers.

edit: im starting to think scunsion may be the super hero im looking for

Little Timmy Johnson of Miami, Florida was having a terrible tenth birthday. He got a B- on his spelling test, the cafeteria was out of pizza again, the neighbor's dog made a mess in the front yard and he had to clean it up, and the local bully Brad Holsteder pushed him down on the school bus. Even his beach-front birthday party was awful- his mom got a stupid Sponge Bob cake instead of Superman, and his dad's new secretary/wife forgot to bring the ice cream.

Then suddenly a killer whale beached itself next to the party and exploded showering the guests with blood, lard, and entrails. Vin Diesel stepped out of the carcass, looking as clean as if he had just stepped out of the shower, and said "Happy Birthday Timmy". He then gave Timmy a gold-plated Nintendo Wii, smacked Brad Holsteder with some whale blubber, and then rode off into the horizon on a pair of dolphins.

It was the best birthday that Timmy ever had.

This thread was already epic, but these 2 posts made it legendary.

[Zalius]

when the fuck did i post that