And now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Will never die.

[Scythiroth]

Loooooong time ago, this post was necro bumped lol.

[Plow]

Vin is the only person alive to move faster than Wyrmal Legs and Mazurka.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...funny_cert.jpg

QFT

I'm sorry that shit would be funny if like 80% of the people here hadn't used fleetool etc and didn't have their ffxiapp windows open as they said shit about it.

I mean fuck we could do years of comedy based on mr "I only fishbotted what would be like a hundred mil after inflation"

edit: holy shit if you can read this, on the other hand, it's comedy gold... no this is like comedy plutonium or something

I'm a long time reader, first time poster. Sorry if this is too complainy, but I have to get it off my chest. I'm a Galka DRK73. /rant This game has so many melee burns going on, it's getting tough for DRK, DRG, PLD, and THF to level. In my opinion it is unfair. With all the RMTing oging on and elitismn this game has lost its purpose. The story and the friends. No HNM LS will accept me because I'm not level 75, even the ones that wipe to Genbu. I may not have two snipers or a haub+1(the AF looks cooler anyway, so whatever), but I deal damage very good. On the Limit breaker quest 2(the one in the xacradard) I did 1200 damage with 300 TP on the NMs, my record. I don't want to have to buy gil to be good, Ridil cost so much on my server, and it doesn't even get listed on the AH because its so rare. Right now I'm working on my Relic Scythe 10/400 on the level 1 upgrade, I wish it would go faster, but I have no Dynamis LS, so I ask friends for currency. My one friend ( a BLM named berticus) gave me these 10 currency when he quit (he plays Diablo 2 now, we keep in touche), so that is a good start. Anyway, today I was seeking in Whitegaye as my level 73 DRK. I lost a ton of experience poitns from wiping to a Chain of Promithra mission the yesterday(grrr. Promy Mea!!) My friend(Praian) was telling me on how to make money, he said I should level a craft, I asked which, he said any are good money, I say Clothcraft? and he say silk price is going crazy because of the chinese gil sellers. Anyway, I get tired of waitting ofr an invite so I try to make a party. I'm not good at making parties, but I know I should get a refresher first. So I asked all the BRD 70-75, but they are all japanese because they don't answer me(well one guy did but he said he was seeking because of an LS event in Ronfarue). I ask a couple RDM, but they don't seem interested. One of them says "Okay", but when I'm about to invite him, he says "Crap, sorry, I got an invite to another party, maybe next time". I ask "ask if there is a spot for me". And he says "no, sorry". So I give up making a party and go back to seeking. The RDM name is a Judah(or something). Anyway, at first I think he is a nice guy, just wants some exp, so it is okay, but a few 2 hours later he /tells me. "Yo?" and I'm thinking maybe he can get me a party slot "What?" "Nothing, just hoe checking" And I'm really mad, because he was making fun of me obvisouly. Anyway, I call him a faggot and blist him. And I'm so mad about the hacks and rmt, just after that happens, I see someone named Sirlancealot speed by, I check him, and he is not /thief. I ask him "Are you hacking?" He say "No, Crimson Cuisse(what is that?) + Mazuka makes you run really, really fast". I think he was lying, but before I can say anything he logs out(I bet a GM jailed him LOL! . So, I'm upset and all that and I do something really stupid. I shout "Why is this game being so unfair?!", I know its stupid to complain in /shout, but I was really mad. I see Bloodredpoet: LOLDRK and Ffxiflux: Well this game @#%^ing blows, get used to it, I swear to god it sucks, and Lordwafik: Flux, no wants to hear about your leaking vagina. I'm like wow! I started an internet war in /shout, but someone nice answers me and says "DRK is tough, but its also the best job in the game, don't listen to these guys, they are wrong and DRK is right. I out damage Warriors with Ridils with my scythe". I think his name was Maxxthepenguin. Anyway, so I'm happy, because someone out there understands me. I keep on seeking and I get an invite! It from a RDM named Septimus or something. Anyway, he says "go to Kokba Hostel". I'm like uh "why?", he is "just do it". Anyway, I really want to exp, so I go to the place. It takes me a bit because I get lost like twice LOL , crazy whitegate. I ask what is the password, he says "saklag gnab I", I'm like wow that makes no sense, but I type it in anyway. So I enter there is four Galka NPC who enter you lol, so weird. Anyway, I run in the room, and I see 17 people, but they are all Galka! but one, who is a Hume with RDM armor. Also, there is an invisible SMN named Nirokun in the corner, I don't know why I he kept himself invisible. Anyway, Septimus says "Okay, we are all here. In my bazaar you will find Subligars, they are 1 gil each, please buy them". I say what kind of experience points is this LOL? he /tells me "Look, you want experience points right? That's what DRKs want right? Well I want something, just put on the god damned subligar" and now I'm afraid. So I put on the subgliar and now all the Galka are wearing subligars. And I feel violated. He says "Okay... okay... now listen to me careuflly" and he gives on directions on where to stand and tells us to do poses. I think he is using third-party programs to take pictures of the game! So anyway, things were getting too crazy for me, so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there... To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air. [sm]Edited, Jul 22nd 2006 at 11:48pm EDT by GreatAvatarYojikokodo[/sm]

[Melchiah]

I stopped reading at:

I don't want to have to buy gil to be good, Ridil cost so much on my server, and it doesn't even get listed on the AH because its so rare.

Hahaha, Gold indeed.

Edit: Ok the memes begin about the third "paragraph", I seem to have not realized. Yay for looking like a retard ; ;

[Tilo]

This is the fucking funniest one by far:

Vin Diesel invented the swimming pool, but its original purpose was to store his next batch of whores that he would beat and devour.

[Mysterio]

This is the fucking funniest one by far:

Vin Diesel invented the swimming pool, but its original purpose was to store his next batch of whores that he would beat and devour.

no it's not.

[Tilo]

Did you care to give a better one then?

[Septimus]

The Ancient Greeks believed that when you yelled, an echo was Vin Diesel shouting back at you to shut the hell up.

[Ksandra]

The Ancient Greeks believed that when you yelled, an echo was Vin Diesel shouting back at you to shut the hell up.

You sir are a God

[Septimus]

While on a fox hunt, King John of England made a wager with Vin Diesel. If the King could bring back more foxes, Vin would have to scrub the royal latrine for a week; but if Vin won, the King would have to sign that silly document that the Barons wanted. Vin cheerfully accepted, dismounted his horse, and started running around the forest at an incredible speed until he created hurricane force winds that uprooted trees and sent all of the foxes (and other wildlife) sky borne.

And that is why on this date (June 15th) in the year 1215 King John signed the Magna Carta.

[Koyuki]

While on a fox hunt, King John of England made a wager with Vin Diesel. If the King could bring back more foxes, Vin would have to scrub the royal latrine for a week; but if Vin won, the King would have to sign that silly document that the Barons wanted. Vin cheerfully accepted, dismounted his horse, and started running around the forest at an incredible speed until he created hurricane force winds that uprooted trees and sent all of the foxes (and other wildlife) sky borne.

And that is why on this date (June 15th) in the year 1215 King John signed the Magna Carta.

May I make sweet passionate love with you Septimus?

[Heian]

Heathens.

Vin Diesel once watched The House of 1000 Corpses, and somehow managed to get those two hours of his life back.

[Zalius]

HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN, IM TORN INTO PIECES


k septimus its time for you to make a new one

[Plow]

Dancer was female only until Vin Diesel kicked Sundi in the face, at which point it was decided males and galkas would be allowed as well.


someone make a vin diesel dancer pic go!

[Heian]

I'm bringin' it back!

The author of Moby Dick got his inspiration after watching Vin Diesel harpoon Roseanne Barr with a lampshade.

[Kiro]

This thread is so old, rofl. YET IT LIVES ON!

[Ksandra]

Totally forgot the ones that were posted BUT!

Before the boogie goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.

/bow Heian

[chillin]

vin diseal once is gay always

[Jefe]

This thread is so old, rofl. YET IT LIVES ON!

That's because it's his will. Just to give you an example of his omnipotence; when I saw your erroneous caption describing your sig, he, the mightiest of the mightiest, the benevolent Vin Diesel, read my mind and magically fx'd it!

[HAcoreRD]

Vin Diesel isn't chuck norris. many people tried pushing a meme on an actor/talentless hack and failed.

Vin diesel is one of the 2. Oh shit. he's both

[Guyverarmor]

Vin Diesel doesn't approve of your post