And now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Will never die.

[Drinhkinn]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/vindiesel.html

Vin Diesel invented Break Dancing.

[Almaa]

Vin Diesel says ofn to Drinhkinn.

[Drinhkinn]

Vin Diesel feels it was appropriate nevertheless.

[Tydeis]

Vin Diesel only eats Vin Diesel shaped cookies.

[mademine]

Vin Diesel has 3 rules: Don't expose him to light, don't get him wet, and never, EVER, feed him after midnight.

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[Nermal]

God said "Let there be light!" .......Vin Diesel flipped the switch.

[Crovus]

IT CONTINUES!!!!!!!

The universe was created when Vin Diesel punched god in the face. This event was later named the big bang theory.

Vin Diesel has never said "It takes two to tango", because he can tango all by himself.

Vin Diesel found Carmen Sandiego in a whorehouse doing lines of coke off of a compact mirror.

AND THE BEST ONE!!!!!!:

Vin Diesel suggested Paris Hilton release a badly-filmed porn tape in order to raise her image.

[Crovus]

Vin Diesel gets high by snorting small Canadian children.

Vin Diesel once crushed a beer keg against his forehead after drinking all of its contents.

Seismology is the study of Vin Diesel's masturbation habits.

Vin Diesel removed the word victory from the French language after conquering France in 6 hours using only a salad fork. During the campaign, all French deodorant manufacturing plants were destroyed.

[Tydeis]

Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er!" When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin Diesel killed him with a poison-arrow frog. This is the prologue to The Sixth Sense.

[Scunsion]

Vin Diesel's favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is Donatello. He thinks Michelangelo is a little bitch.

When asked the question "What is your favorite color?", Vin Diesel simply replies, "whatever color comes out of your face when I'm done fucking it."

Vin Diesel bent my wookie.

He often walks into children's hospitals dressed as a doctor and tells kids they're going to die. Then he yells "Just kiddin'!" and jumps out the window.

Vin Diesel discovered Australia on his way to the bathroom.

When the fat lady sings, it's not over for Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel has a fever....and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Vin Diesel made the Kessel run in less than ten parsecs, two whole parsecs quicker than the Millennium Falcon.

Vin Diesel's ejaculation can kill a man at 100 yards with pinpoint accuracy.

If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

Vin Diesel is the cause of gravity. He picked 9.8 m/s for the gravitational constant because he deemed it to be "a fucking awesome number." And that was that.

Vin Diesel outclaims FI.

[Crovus]

The Sears Tower contains enough Vin Diesel to build 3four-lane highways, and two porno shops.

If Vin Diesel didn't exist, we would have to invent it. The inventor would receive and autographed photograph of Vin Diesel as a sign of gratitude.

Vin Diesel belongs to a religious sect that believes that cameras can steal your soul, and as a result he refuses to stand in front of a camera. All photographs and films of him are not actually of him, but an animatronic wax replica programmed to mimic his every move. During the filming of Pitch Black the replica ran amok and slew two thirds of the cast, before the real Vin was able reprogram it using his exceptional x86 assembler skills. Unfortunately, the new program was too benevolent for Vin's action packed roles, so that particular wax replica was retired from movie making and went on to become Mother Theresa.

Vin Diesel is a Sans Serif font

Vin Diesel once got in a fistfight with his butcher over whether or not he could borrow the deli-slicer for recreational purposes.

Vin invented Spandex solely for the purpose of giving the technology to superheroes, when Nike heard this they sent in a team of commandos to steal the technology and then kill Vin. Vin killed them all except for one, the man who escaped with the formula for spandex. That man is Danny Devito.

On the third day God actually said, "Let there be France!" So Vin Diesel killed him, became God, and uttered the now famous, "Let there be Light!"

It is not well known that Vin Diesel was part of Lil' Jon's posse until he drank from Jon's goblet gaining powers of both man and beast.This has not yet happened to Lil' Jon himself.

[Elcura]

Vin Diesal likes this thread.

[Raineer]

If this thread ever dies, I die with it.

and omfg.......

Vin Diesel has a fever....and the only prescription is more cowbell.

I have a Jeuno mule named Needmorecowbell, and yes I do a daily shout with him about having a fever, of course to the great applause of the Port Jeuno AH patrons. fucking hilarious....

[Kroeger]

Vin Diesel eats his weight in Tom Cruise every morning.

[Nirokun!]

Vin Diesel eats his weight in Tom Cruise every morning.

Me too, me too. :wink:

[Elcura]

Vin Diesel (I got it right!) is making a new movie called "pacifier" =\ with WATER BOTTLES!! (i'm in the UK, stfu about me being slow)

[Nirokun!]

It already flopped, dont watch it.

[Elcura]

It already flopped, dont watch it.

No kidding, I could tell from the poster that I wasn't gonna watch it lol

[Kroeger]

In the movie "The Pacifier" Vin Diesel wasnt really Vin Disel but was actualy tiny little gnomes dressed up to look like him. When the real Vin Disel heard about this, he fell from the clouds and broke the producers neck and left ear.

[rooster]

Then he started to break dance on his fking face.... naturally breaking it too.