And now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Will never die.

[Elcura]

Then proceded to kill the world.

[Kimiko]

Every time Vin Disel cries, the universe produces a general protection fault...

Groveling at Vin Disel's feet is a full round action that provokes attacks of oppertunity.

[Crovus]

Vin Diesel, after drinking two Red Bulls, was recently spotted urinating off of the Eiffel Tower into a strategically situated violin case. Despite 27 MPH crosswinds, his aim was uncanny, filling the violin case without missing with a single droplet.

Vin Diesel invented the internet while trying to steal cable.

Contrary to popular belief, Vin Diesel does not like to eat at the Olive Garden anymore due to a 2002 incident involving a pepper mill, an opera-singing waiter, and a very drunk John Kerry.

A black cat crossing your path brings bad luck. Vin Diesel brings certain death.

Vin Diesel can walk on water, not because he is Jesus, but because the normal force as described by Newton in his modern laws of physics does not apply to him.

Vin Diesel enjoys kicking pigeons in the park. When questioned, he replies that he "just does it for shits and giggles."

Vin Diesel was originally a front runner in the California Governer's recall race, but he dropped out in sheer frustration after having to explain to too many people that XXX was not a porn flick.

[Kroeger]

Vin Diesel has an unspoken, telepathic bond with both Cuban dictator Fidel Castro and Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak.

[Scunsion]

Unbeknownst to many, Vin Diesel actually invented walking. "I'm glad it caught on," says the humble star.

[OMFG]

When Vin Diesel accidentally invented cancer, his response was simply, "I've made a huge mistake."

[Hirronimus]

The newest registered user is Vin Diesel.

[Scunsion]

have we been truly blessed with his presence???

[Vin Diesel]

My message for this day is this....

When i'm asleep at my emerald palace in atlantis, and i hear a dragoon use his 2 hour.... It wakes me, and i feel like breaking skulls

I fly to where i hear the noise to see this....



This angers me... My last warning... next time i'm melting your face with my eye-lasers.

[Scunsion]

we're not worthy....

[Grey]

/dies in presenced of Master Vin


X_X

[Daahan]

My message for this day is this....

When i'm asleep at my emerald palace in atlantis, and i hear a dragoon use his 2 hour.... It wakes me, and i feel like breaking skulls

I fly to where i hear the noise to see this....



This angers me... My last warning... next time i'm melting your face with my eye-lasers.

LMFAO ROFFLMFAO x100000000000000000

[Sadler]

And for you Lujan...
He is made up of smaller, slightly more British Vin Diesels.

You fucking know it assholes.

[Deusman]

To get high, vin diesel routinely stands in the middle of a 5-mile burning field of marijuana

[Deusman]

Vin Diesel was once cut off in traffic by some asshole. He punched the guy in the nuts so hard, his sperm came out with black eyes.

[Deusman]

To amuse himself, Vin Diesel shouts SANTA CLAUS AIN'T REAL YOU DUMBASSES in daycare centers.

[Makaze]

He has a secret crush on the girl next door and is too shy to ask her out.

Jesus walked the desert for 40 days and 40 nights without food or water; Diesel did it in an hour.

God is Vin Diesel's third grade Science Fair project

When the world finally ends, Vin Diesel will clotheline the 3rd Horseman of the Apocolypse and steal his horse.

And finally.. roofles

In 1663, Vin Diesel beat a notorious pirate captain at cards in the basement of a London pub. When the captain accused him of cheating, Vin Diesel promptly killed him by shooting a stream of fire from his mouth. The resulting blaze destroyed most of London, as Vin remained in his seat. When the police attempted to arrest him, he punched the nearest policeman hard enough to catapult his skull out of the back of his head, which leveled the nearby orphanage it struck

[rooster]

makaze you a amazing... vin would be proud.... or maybe angry.

[Deusman]

Vin Diesel accidentally invented the macarena when he was attacked by a swarm of bees.

[Makaze]

I hope hes proud I saw one saying he was gonna kill me at the end of the week... hes already sent assasins to kill me then sent ninjas to kill them before they killed me then he killed the ninjas. I didnt know about it because Vin is good like that.