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  1. #1
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    Kinky shopper KO'ed by vibrating knickers =)

    **** Lujan requests you read this while drinking ****

    The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.




    Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discretely concealed in a plastic bag.

    An Asda spokesman said: “We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already.”

    To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

    For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why.

    BBQ! LMAO!

    Lujan out

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    If I was a girl, I'd do the same thing.

    Women must be in total paradise 24/7 with vibrators like that.

    /jealous

  3. #3

    LOL, nice.

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    You zany Brits...

    You should be more repressed like the Americans.

  5. #5

    O.o I should get a pair of those and wear them to work so I dont get so bored.

  6. #6

    If you did that sex would probably be the most boring event ever.

  7. #7

    {All Right!} setsuko

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    Maybe you should change your sig...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elcura
    Maybe you should change your sig...
    LOL I guess what you mean.... Hmmmmmm

  10. #10

    im open to naked mithra, not offended by it.

  11. #11

    lol I think my sig is worse. At least he cut off the pic above the waist. :D

  12. #12

    Quote Originally Posted by Elcura
    If you did that sex would probably be the most boring event ever.
    /cough
    Boring? Never.

  13. #13

    yea,,,titanic was PG-13 so is my sig. setsuko sig is .... XXX

  14. #14

    You see big breasts everywhere, but at least setsuko's has coverage. Besides, your breasts are lopsided.

    As for boring sex, it's like having a cracker everyday, eventually you'll get bored (it's like masterbating 24/7) why would you want anymore after you're so used to it?

  15. #15

    not lopsided, its shadow!

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    You bassically live together she's over so much. thats why.

    you should hear them on Vent... so funny

    "Setsuko get me a candy bar for 50k"

  17. #17

    I like crackers. A lot. One in the morning, one in the afternoon, one in the evening, couple at night. Cracker or two while waiting for HNM.

    ... >_>

  18. #18

    live together,,,, more like she comes over for extended stay , eat my food and leave.

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    You forgot about the "crackers"

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    {I dont understand}

    edit: ok, i understand now.

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