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    Paper Rock Scissors

    I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.



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    Lol Amarok wheres the whole set where he busts out some tiger shit

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    /kneel Almaa and Amarok

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAGUNA
    Lol Amarok wheres the whole set where he busts out some tiger shit
    http://daryld.com/rock-paper-saddam/

    rofl

    Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! … You don’t know Tiger Hand? Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always

    ahahaha

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    hahahaha fucking brillient!

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    Re: Paper Rock Scissors

    Quote Originally Posted by Almaa
    Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, you asshole

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    Classic.

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