And now for a Random Fact about Chuck Norris

[Heian]

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

These are no where near the Vin facts, but we all know that it is impossible to compare another being to Vin.



Chuck Norris' Testicles are named "Conan" and "Thor". When asked why he named them like this, Chuck said, "By the Power of Grayskull, I Have the Power!"

Chuck Norris has an ongoing feud with the Keebler elves. It started when they stole his idea for putting a kitchen in a tree. While the elves now make subpar cookies in the tree, Chuck's tree contains a fully functioning crystal meth lab.

Chuck Norris wrote, conducted, recorded, and distributed the original score of Jesus Christ Superstar from within his plastic bubble in the 1960s.

Chuck Norris only drinks the blood of his enemies, but cleverly disguises it as water and other beverages.

Chuck Norris is the love child offspring of Andy Griffith and John Denver.

Chuck Norris once saved a cat from a tree, which was on fire, while being struck by lightning and bit by sharks at the same time.

[Hirronimus]

Bruce Lee owned Chuck Norris. End of story.

[Heian]

Bruce Lee owned Chuck Norris. End of story.

Agreed, but you can't make fun of Bruce Lee either.

[Hirronimus]

Who said I was?

[Demetrio$]

Chuck Norris > Vin Diesel.

[Maren]

Chuck Norris > Vin Diesel.

how dare you!

[Demetrio$]

Lets get this ball rolling.

Chuck Norris cries in the shower every night because he can't determine which race and sex Michael Jackson is.

Chuck Norris is a misunderstood genius who is not accepted in public. He lives in a hotel with all the windows shut. If you come close, he will explode.

[alim]

Chuck Norris is saddened that his fact generator will be a fraction of the size of Vin Diesel's, because only Americans know who the hell he is.

[Demetrio$]

You aren't an American if you don't know who Chuck Norris is.

[Raiko]

i honestly dont know who he is

[Demetrio$]

Chuck Norris has a porn collection so huge, he had to rent out a few storage spaces to hold it all.

http://www.usanetwork.com/series/walker/

[Heian]

i honestly dont know who he is

OMG you have not seen Sidekicks?

Sidekicks > All other movies of all time.



Chuck Norris is recyclable, but no one has, or will, ever confirm this through experimentation, because he avoids recycling like the plague.

Chuck Norris recently parted the Red Sea, so he could win a bet with God. Chuck is now immortal and is currently debating with God that he could beat him in an arm wrestling match.

Chuck Norris once fingered four elehants... with his toes.

Chuck Norris is a Vin Diesel wannabe.

Chuck Norris was taking and evening stroll in a local neighborhood when a mountain spring water truck slammed in to a retarded child playing in the street. Chuck Norris rushed to the scene, destroyed the driver, and resurrected the child making him normal again. This event is celebrated as a show on TV called Captian Planet

Chuck Norris has had only one failure in his entire life: trying to teach Bizarre of D-12 how to rap.

Chuck Norris counts backwards to sleep in Roman numerals.

When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was 10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's

[Chumbelina]

oh come on you guys.. everyone knows that Chuck Norris is a robot...

http://www.watermanstudios.com/episodes/waterman7.html

[Almaa]

http://www.theorderls.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2171

[Demetrio$]

http://www.theorderls.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2171

Chuck Norris > Vin Diesel.

[Almaa]

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vs.



http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCT...0/10043743.jpg

[Marcatil]

I'm placing bets on that tiny "Film Review" icon in the lower left-handed corner of the 1st image :D

[Cyprus]

Chuck Norris once broke his knee caps to make the marathon harder, and he still won.

[nobuo]

Chuck Norris once had sex with a polar bear,with his orgasm he created the third ice-age, which is also known as the second coming of the robotic Vin Diesel.

[Marcatil]

Chuck Norris once had sex with a polar bear,with his orgasm he created the third ice-age, which is also known as the second coming of the robotic Vin Diesel.

That is nothing to be proud to accomplish >.>