And now for a Random Fact about Chuck Norris

[Scunsion]

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[Orfeo]

The song "Cryin'" by Aerosmith is about Steven Tyler's love for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris played the shark in Jaws

Chuck Norris auditioned for the role of Albus Dumbledore for the movie "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban". They respectfully sent him on his way before realizing he was a real wizard capable of using real magic.

Chuck Norris is actually the love child of Willie Nelson and an mystical ninja mummy.

lol

On a side note, does anybody actually respect chuck norris as an actor? He's so horrible...

[Totien]

I respect him as a martial artist, but not an actor.

[Scunsion]

thanks to the walker texas ranger lever, i do.

[Maren]

chuck norris does bowflex commercials, he does not deserve to be near vin

[Almaa]

thanks to the walker texas ranger lever, i do.

[WHOAOMG]

Chuck Norris is god.

[Pompom]

The song "Cryin'" by Aerosmith is about Steven Tyler's love for Chuck Norris.

ROFL, singing that tune in my head and thinking of chuck norris is making me crack up

[Heian]

There is a secret plot to clone the greatest Hollywood action movie stars in order to create an unbeatable army. The people behind this plot only need very small samples of DNA to work with. This is why so many action stars have very short haircuts, and some even go to the extent of shaving their heads to prevent the evil fiends from getting such a sample. Chuck Norris is the only one with the balls not only to grow his hair long, but also to cultivate facial hair. When he's feeling particularly cocky, he sends his toenail clippings to the evil syndicate's headquarters with a note: "Just try it, bitches, and I'll kick your asses into next Thursday."

Chuck Norris can bend space-time continuum by eating small rocks or a magenta duck

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris was a hidden playable character on Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis.

Chuck Norris puts the 'I' in 'Team'

In 1988 Chuck Norris walked into Hanna-Barbera studios armed with an AK-47 and held the writting team of Scooby-Doo hostage until they agreed never to use the character Scrappy-Doo in any of their cartoons ever again. Norris was awarded with the Congressional Medal of Honor for this act.

Chuck Norris' beard is actually composed of all 118 elements of the periodic table.

[obnoticus]

Mr.T would fucking own Chuck Norris.

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/7078/mrt7bs.png

[Makaze]

Chuck Norris masturbates to the sound of kittens crying

I'm not the only one :D

If you asked Chuck Norris, "How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?", he will murder a kitten. Then you will be smitten into the ground by God, who loves kittens.

damn kittens

Chuck Norris was inspiration for all the characters in all of the Mortal Kombat games. Yes, even the female characters. But Chuck Norris did not use a knife on a rope as Scorpion does to do his "get over here!" attack, Chuck of course used his penis.

Chuck Norris masturbates into pre-pubescent girls underwear just for shits and giggles.

Again, glad im not the only one.

Funny, however Vin could kick Chuck's ass with one testicle tied behind his back.

EDIT: Vin wipes his ass with threads 30 times longer than this one

[Byrd]

Scunsion wrote:

thanks to the walker texas ranger lever, i do.

Demosthenes11 wrote:

This guy won the thread, you can all stop posting.

The creator of the legendary Walker Texas Ranger Lever (tm) also wrote:

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=692946

Why couldn't I have been at that commencement speech? Oh, right .... Harvard... um...

[Pete]

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[bumbanned]

lol OWNED

[Cyprus]

It took God 7 days and nights to make the world.



Chuck Norris took off his shirt and it appeared.

[WHOAOMG]

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vs.



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Yes I see you're point in posting, and I agree. Vin is the underdog.

[Almaa]

Yes I see you're point in posting, and I agree. Vin is the underdog.

http://www.theorderls.com/phpBB2/viewto ... 11&start=0


god damn

[Darkvalentine]

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CHUCK 4TW!!!!

[Heian]

Chuck Norris got drunk and fucked the Statue of Liberty, then bragged about it to the Lincoln Memorial.

Chuck Norris has yet to die for your sins.

One time a 3rd grader tried to impress Chuck Norris by burping the alphabet. In turn Chuck belched the entire script for the show Cowboy Bebop.

Chuck Norris once talked in his sleep. The words he said were recorded in a classified government document and sent straight to the president. The No Child Left Behind Act stems from this document.

Chuck Norris sent each of the judges at the Academy Awards a giftbasket of mini-muffins and assorted treats to sway them to vote for Sidekicks as Best Picture of the Year. Although it did not win, Chuck is not discouraged and has been filming Sidekicks 2 for 11 years in his basement apartment.

Chuck Norris once made love to a Sasquatch. This resulted in the birth of George W. Bush, and the Sasquatch contacting an incurable form of Syphillis, known as "The Norris Clap".

Chuck Norris doesn't have to eat, but he does it anyways to be cool.

[Onizuka]

Mr.T would fucking own Chuck Norris.

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/7078/mrt7bs.png

Mr.T>All 8)