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    What do you do?

    What do you do when you're a senior in high-school on the football team, and the freshman manager's 24 year old sister who is fine as hell but is married w/ 2 kids, thinks you're cute and wants to have sex you?


    lol...



    Discuss.

    Idk how close in relation this is to Zigmas posts about his sister to you all...but I'd say this is kinda close.

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    Fuck her in the butt.

    It's not sex, it's sodomy!

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    Don't fuck around?

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    You can fuck around, but are you prepared for the consequences?

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    Why on earth wouldnt he, drama = drops!!

    Oh, well, I guess he wouldnt want a kid, hmm.

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    ..... wow.... thats all the input i have on this matter

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    Rofl, that's seriously what I'm thinking.... 'wow'


    I wanna see what Scunsion has to say! LOL

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    hit it

    it's better to regret something you've done than something you haven't done

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    whyever you would want my sage like advice but here goes:

    You're bullshitting I know you're ugly.

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    Ahahahahaha. I lol'ed in real. XD

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    hahaha. thats great.

    dont do it. its just pussy, there is lots of it out there. i may sound corny but think of the kids and the husband. granted if she is like this with an 18 year, no offense, its a matter of time before she does it with someone if not you. however, if i were you, i wouldnt wanna be the other guy responsbile for the second half of her cheating. my dad played my mom and every woman thereafter and it sucks for kids to have to know about that shit =/.

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    home wrecker. You and Mav should get together.

    You should seriously do it if you want people to be talking about it for years and years when someone found out. Happened with some basketball players and a teacher's aide at my school when I was still in HS and 7-8 years later (holy shit has it been that long already??) people still talk about it.

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    Re: What do you do?

    Quote Originally Posted by Amarao
    What do you do when you're a senior in high-school on the football team, and the freshman manager's 24 year old sister who is fine as hell but is married w/ 2 kids, thinks you're cute and wants to have sex you?
    I think this is probably the reason she is 24 with 2 kids.

    Also, is it actually possible to be 24 with 2 kids and fine as hell?

    Her vagina prolly looks like this shitty microwave pizza I am eating for lunch.

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    bad.. mental.. image

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    Don't do it, it just is not right man. Not to mention what you do and your nutz turn purple then what

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    1. Contact Herpes.
    2. Sleep with her, but make sure oral/anal/vag are all in the works.
    3. Sit back in laugh when she comes crying to you over the divorce.


    Its solid gold!

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    WHY HAVEN'T YOU BONED HER YET?!?!?!?!

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    oh oh oh, and finally

    4. Hold her hair back while she slits her wrists after finding out that she was pregnant again.


    and a precursor, if you want to know what it'll be like to bone her, take a bucket, any large 1+ gallon pale, filll it all the way to the top with nice warm water, like a good bath water, not too hot. and once u do that, procede to fuck the shit out of the bucket of hot water and you'll know how good it feels to fuck a nice skank w/ 2 kids

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    I'd do it if I was you, but then I don't get pussy ever so of course I'd do it.

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