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    Re: What do you do?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bokchoi
    Quote Originally Posted by Amarao
    What do you do when you're a senior in high-school on the football team, and the freshman manager's 24 year old sister who is fine as hell but is married w/ 2 kids, thinks you're cute and wants to have sex you?
    I think this is probably the reason she is 24 with 2 kids.

    Also, is it actually possible to be 24 with 2 kids and fine as hell?

    Her vagina prolly looks like this shitty microwave pizza I am eating for lunch.
    But you're still eating it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scunsion
    whyever you would want my sage like advice but here goes:

    You're bullshitting I know you're ugly.
    lmfao, scun...you're great

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    Re: What do you do?

    Quote Originally Posted by Okan
    Quote Originally Posted by Bokchoi
    Quote Originally Posted by Amarao
    What do you do when you're a senior in high-school on the football team, and the freshman manager's 24 year old sister who is fine as hell but is married w/ 2 kids, thinks you're cute and wants to have sex you?
    I think this is probably the reason she is 24 with 2 kids.

    Also, is it actually possible to be 24 with 2 kids and fine as hell?

    Her vagina prolly looks like this shitty microwave pizza I am eating for lunch.
    But you're still eating it...
    And now I'm eating a sack of Oberto Hickory Smoked Beef Jerky and drinking Snapple What-A-Melon juice. I would prolly eat her vagina as well if it was presented on some nice china with maybe a sprig of rosemary and a bit of parsly sprinkled on it.

    Mmm this jerky is quite tasty. 2000 MG of sodium in one sitting <3.

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    Re: What do you do?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bokchoi
    I would prolly eat her vagina as well if it was presented on some nice china with maybe a sprig of rosemary and a bit of parsly sprinkled on it.
    I lol'd irl.

    I reallllllyy really hope Nikkei and them don't happen upon this thread. ><;

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    Do it, and when you have kids, tell them to do whatever makes THEM happy, because obviously, nobody else in the world matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lordwafik
    Fuck her in the butt.

    It's not sex, it's sodomy!
    Thats going in the sig. I would like to see a FFXI screenie of it if you would be so kind.

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    My point of view: You're in high school. There should be tons of chicks ready to sex you that don't have a husband and 2 kids. Why screw someone who has so much shit going on in her life?

    Sure, you think it might be just a quick fuck, but when you get herpes or she gets pregnant or her husband finds out/files a divorce, etc wtf are you going to do? Think about her kids, too man. Would you want to sit down w/her kids and tell them the reason their daddy doesn't live with them anymore is b/c you put your dick in their mommy?

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    Show me pics and I will deliver judgement.
    One way or another Amarao we will get you laid.

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    Ive been put into the same situation when I was younger, I can say with a smile on my face that I dont regret doing it either. Just coz she wants to fuck you doesnt mean she wants to spend the rest of her life with you lol

    Nookie is like a cookie, once you take a nibble... you gotta finsh the whole cookie >.>

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    I guess your first question should be, exactly how big is this husband and is there any chance in hell he would find out. Not to mention how would you feel, as the kid, if your mom slept with one of you school mates. God you would be pissed to come hope to johnny come lately all up on your moms. Also don't believe the bullshit; people say "The guy should get mad at the girl not the playa", trust me he is going to whip your ass if he finds you.

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    My conscience is to pure. People in BG vent would know. I pretty much knew the answer to what the situation was before hand, but I figured why not bring it to the table.

    Some things that came from this were positive though. All you FFXI players(including myself) actually have the right kind of mind set and aren't totally as fucked up in the head as I thought.^^



    Except for Scun.....yep, he's a crazy asshole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    Quote Originally Posted by Lordwafik
    Fuck her in the butt.

    It's not sex, it's sodomy!
    Thats going in the sig. I would like to see a FFXI screenie of it if you would be so kind.
    you mean like in a /tell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amarao
    My conscience is to pure. People in BG vent would know. I pretty much knew the answer to what the situation was before hand, but I figured why not bring it to the table.

    Some things that came from this were positive though. All you FFXI players(including myself) actually have the right kind of mind set and aren't totally as fucked up in the head as I thought.^^
    CRAZY EUROPEAN BABY! ITS WHY YOU GUYS LEFT TO BUILD AMERICA!! WE ARE JUST TO SEX CRAZED FOR YOU... anyone seen Eurotrip? lol

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    lol, yea once.

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    dude, when you're 40. Shit like this isn't gonna be falling in your lap.


    hit it but don't get into a relationship and don't be an ass and fall in love with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    dude, when you're 40. Shit like this isn't gonna be falling in your lap.


    hit it but don't get into a relationship and don't be an ass and fall in love with her.
    lol.... Did you ignore my Nookie cookie statement?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sadler
    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    dude, when you're 40. Shit like this isn't gonna be falling in your lap.


    hit it but don't get into a relationship and don't be an ass and fall in love with her.
    lol.... Did you ignore my Nookie cookie statement?

    I didnt bother to read the thread, I just hit reply lol.

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    Zigma, nibbling is good eh?

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    bath tub

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