What do you do?

[Sadler]

bath tub

Meet you there in 10minutes.

[Amarao]

lmao

[othellojr]

dude, when you're 40. Shit like this isn't gonna be falling in your lap.


hit it but don't get into a relationship and don't be an ass and fall in love with her.

I'm not close to 40 yet (14 years to go to that) but I will agree with this. When I was 17 I did all sorts of chicks, including some that were in their 30s, they just wanted sex, not love..I was there to provide it. Just don't get all into feelings, its a Hit and Run situation, plain and simple, hit it and quit it, you will enjoy it, and then move on, go after more.

[Sadler]

I dunno what John Gray will have to say about this.

[Almaa]

NAIL AND BAIL

[Septimus]

CRAZY EUROPEAN BABY! ITS WHY YOU GUYS LEFT TO BUILD AMERICA!! WE ARE JUST TO SEX CRAZED FOR YOU... anyone seen Eurotrip? lol

Oh please, the majority of Americans are just sexually repressed. At the center of every up-tight moral-majority bible-thumper is a pervert just waiting to spring free.

Besides, I would wear you boy.

[Heian]

you mean like in a /tell?

Yes

NAIL AND BAIL

This is the correct answer. Septimus, come to Boston, you will not know what to do with yourself up here.

[Sadler]

Sept you could "try" and work me all you want I have the gift which Viagra cant even beat :D

[Septimus]

Sept you could "try" and work me all you want I have the gift which Viagra cant even beat :D

That's what they all say, until they're hogtied...

[Tyche]

This is whats going to happen. Im speaking from experience here son..heed my advice.

Your 18, in high school, and a 26 year old with 2 kids wants you. Hot or not, if this happens your going to be INCREDIBLY intimidated by her before you even get that belt unbuckled. On top of that, the whole time your going to be nervous as hell, wondering if her husband is going to creep around the corner and pop your ass in the back of the head with a frying pan. You factor these 2 in, on top of the fact that you have a hot 26 yr old with experience riding you, your gonna finish in about...37 seconds flat. Your going to embarasse the shit out of yourself. Dont do it.

[Marcatil]

Screw up and when you're 40 you'll still be paying Child Support 8)

Btw, Sept you did it again >.>

[Septimus]

Screw up and when you're 40 you'll still be paying Child Support 8)

Btw, Sept you did it again >.>

How boring would this site be without me gaying up threads every once in a while?

[othellojr]

This is whats going to happen. Im speaking from experience here son..heed my advice.

Your 18, in high school, and a 26 year old with 2 kids wants you. Hot or not, if this happens your going to be INCREDIBLY intimidated by her before you even get that belt unbuckled. On top of that, the whole time your going to be nervous as hell, wondering if her husband is going to creep around the corner and pop your ass in the back of the head with a frying pan. You factor these 2 in, on top of the fact that you have a hot 26 yr old with experience riding you, your gonna finish in about...37 seconds flat. Your going to embarasse the shit out of yourself. Dont do it.

Thought she was 24? Either way, I still say he hits it and quits it, even for only 37 seconds, that would be some 37 seconds he would enjoy and never have to wonder about it or regret doing her.

[Almaa]

I'll be honest, I don't think you should do it, I was just being stupid.

[realraiko]

Almaa, the nail and bail was pretty awesome lol

[Dreyc]

That's what they all say, until they're hogtied...

If I were gay, I would have had a hard on.

[Amarao]

I've already replied and said I wasn't going to because of what my conscience would do to me. I even complimented most of you for not being as corrupted as some of you may act while playing this game, and having a good sense of morals.

Once again...Except SCUNSION. Yep, he's a big fag.

[Scunsion]

Hey now. I can be serious if you really want but that would make for a boring post. Personally, I won't have sex unless I'm in love its much better that way. Love is increidbly fucking wierd but whatever.

See how boring that was and the lack of funny insults you douche bag?

Now stop making up lies to make yourself look cool on the BG forums.

[Epical]

Touch me, Scun.

[Amarao]

Scun, did you feel all warm and tingly inside as you made that post? That's the most I've ever heard from you that didn't involve, "GTFO amarao." lol