Wyrm chat log.

[Palpatine]

This post was typed up shortly after last night by Cleveland of Unicorn server. I always enjoy funny chat logs; I hope you likey!

<Jormungand> hey guys
<Fafnir> /
<Vrtra> sup J
<Tiamat> hi J
<Jormungand> got aggro from Wabo the other night
<Vrtra> O.o
<Tiamat> i hate those fuckers
<Jormungand> i survived...but i had to 2hr
<Fafnir> Blood Weapon?
<Jormungand> noob...thats a 5 min ability
<Fafnir> oh
<Jormungand> 2hr is "Crash POL"
<Tiamat> yeah, kinda sucks you dont get xp
<Jormungand> i know but i didnt lose any either
<Tiamat> (True Stike)
<Fafnir> when do you get that ability
<Jormungand> lvl 95...if you would quit delvling in DA you would have it by now
<Fafnir> stfu
<Vrtra> lmao owned
<Tiamat> hahahaha
<Vrtra> omg guys
<Jormungand> ??
<Tiamat> sup
<Ouryu> (huh!?)
<Vrtra> i just got a /tell from Kirin. he wants to know if we wanna team up for an alliance battle
<Tiamat> hahahaha.....NO!
<Jormungand> they suck V
<Vrtra> Kirins good, and so is B
<Ouryu> yes but their PLD sucks ass..i think hes retarded
<Ouryu> a good SMN and THF aint gonna help out much with no tank
<Fafnir> Kirins LS are even bigger noobs than me
<Ouryu> lmao
<Tiamat> lol
<Jormungand> besides...splitting drops would be shit
<Vrtra> alright i tell him we are busy or something
<Guivre> bonjour
<Ouryu> frenchie!
<Fafnir> G man
<Tiamat> whats going on G
<Guivre> same old thing
<Vrtra> still faming Kuftal tunnel?
<Guivre> yup
<Jormungand> lol do you ever leave that place
<Guivre> i will when i can afford my Galka Harness
<Guivre> only need 1 more taru skull and its (mine)
<Tiamat> i heard the drop rate on those suck
<Guivre> it does
<Ouryu> i still cant believe you are still farming for that. you been in that tunnel for months
<Guivre> Gbb (Found it!)
<Ouryu> kill!
<Tiamat> kill it!!!
<Vrtra> go go go
<Guivre> fuck...no drop...again
<Jormungand> hahahahaha
<Guivre> i hate that fucking NM
<Ouryu> did you guys see the update! big changes
<Tiamat> like what?
<Ouryu> we cant hold HNM anymore
<Vrtra> ????
<Jormungand> what do you mean
<Ouryu> "A Certain HNMLS will increase in strength after being engaged for a certain period of time"
<Tiamat> !!!!!!!!
<Fafnir> what does that mean?
<Ouryu> not sure....i think it means they will get stronger if we take to long to kill.
<Jormungand> oh thats gonna suck
<Vrtra> yeah...does it say what mob
<Ouryu> Wabo
<Tiamat> fuck...their a bitch already wtf
<Jormungand> way to go SE
<Vrtra> no shit...first they nerf "Flight" now this
<Fafnir> nerf "Flight"?
<Jormungand> lvl 90 ability..used to be able to fly as long as we wanted. eliminated melee dmg. only ranged attacks and magic could hit us.
<Tiamat> you can thank that asshat Wyrm for that nerf
<Vrtra> no shit which is why he never got in the LS
<Fafnir> what did Wyrm do?
<Tiamat> he flew for as long as he wanted..pretty much owned everything
<Tiamat> now its got a fucking timer on it..varies by job
<Jormungand> yeah...DRK is 60 sec Flight with 60 sec recast
<Tiamat> war is 2 min
<Vrtar> BST doesnt get it /cry
<Jormungand> hahahah...V cant fly
<Vrtra> hahahah...ive only died 3 times
<Tiamat> owned
<Ouryu> i wonder how long timer is before they go to super mode
<Jormungand> update doesnt say?
<Ouryu> nope
<Tiamat> shit I think im about to find out
<Tiamat> Wabo (Found it!)
<Vrtra> ruh roh
<Jormungand> lol good luck T
<Tiamat> /sigh...here we go

1hr 9mins later

<Tiamat> ok...the update is bullshit
<Vrtra> O.o
<Jormungand> ?????
<Tiamat> can i get an R3 in Attowa Chasm?
<Ouryu> hahahah T got owned again
<Tiamat> stfu
<Jormungand> did you take any down with you?
<Tiamat> nope
<Vrtra> omg sucks
<Tiamat> yeah it does...but you werent getting your ass beat in
<Ouryu> hahahahaha
<Jormungand> lmao
<Fafnir> how long until they go super mode
<Tiamat> 60 secs
<Jormungand> !!!!!
<Vrtra> SE fucked us big time
<Tiamat> 60 secs is bullshit..im not kidding either
<Tiamat> i ran over, hit their PLD once, the bitch parried it....then they went apeshit on me.
<Tiamat> bitches stole my kote and cut off my horn too
<Ouryu> lmao T got ganked
<Tiamat> im logging, im too pissed to play. gonna go hang out with some friends.

[Kazen]

rofl...

[Takeno]

roflmao nice one ^^

[Chumbelina]

hahaha!!! That is 4tw.. now if I could just fight one of those guys one day.. maybe I'll understand that story better.. =/

[Varnx]

I remember doing something similar after I saw the CS in Riverane B01 for the Ouryu Fight.....


(Nidhogg) Alright we have to get ready, buff up lets go
(Jourmungand) I'm not sure how we set this up
(Nidhogg) Alright Faf, explain
(Fafnir) Ok, first...
(Ouryu) LEIK STFU, I IS TANK, I'LL HANDLE THIS SHIT
(Tiamat) . . .
(Nidhogg) . . .
(Jourmungand) . . .
(Vrtra) Way to go, you just linked 6 of them, noob
(Jourmungad) What are we going to do?
(Nidhogg) Vrtra, escape quick!
(Vrtra) [No More MP!]
(Ouryu) LEIK U R WEAK, I HAVE MY 2HR NOOB
(Ouryu) USING [Invincible] LAWL
(Tiamat) What are you on the ground for, fly up pansy
(Fafnir) Oh yea we can fly...ah shit, I forgot to change my sub Wyrm75/DRG75, no fly for me ; ;
(Nidhogg) Same ; ; Wyrm75/War37
(Jourmungand) We came all the way out to this BC and you forgot to change your subs?....
(Ouryu) LEIK WTF, I CAN'T FLY, NOOBS HAVE MISTMELT HAX!!!111
(Tiamat) Just go die somewhere safe, we'll raise
(Ouryu) @30%!! ESCAPE FGT
(Vrtra) Casting [Escape] [Gather Together.]
.....
(Nidhogg) God damn it Ouryu, you always do this
(Fafnir) Yea honestly
(Ouryu) AT LEAST I DIDN'T BEG BAHAMUT TO GET MY LITTLE BRO IN NID
(Nidhogg) STFU!! He's better than you!
(Tiamat) I'm taking off pearl this is bullshit
(Jourmungand) So can we try again next Sunday?
(Vrtra) [/sigh]
(Ouryu) LEIK STFU YOU FGTS
(Nidhogg) FUCK YOU!
(Bahamut) You guys are always fighting, do I have to break this linkshell?

[Okan]

To clear some things for non-Unicorn members:
Gbb is a gilseller.

Wabo is the LS that kills Tiamat the most now besides another JP LS that tries.

This past Sunday, Wabo went to kill Jorm again but POL Crash stopped our attempts.

Here is a previous one written by the same guy:
<Jormungand> sup guys
<Tiamat> /
<Vrtra> hiya
<Fafnir> sup j
<Jormungand> just chillin...killing some EP's
<Fafnir> fuck..aggro
<Vrtra> dude...why do insist on XP'ing in DA
<Fafnir> i dunno...im retarded. i shoudl try to find a new xp spot
<Vrtra> duh
<Tiamat> shit...dead again
<Vrtra> T..you are as retarded as Faffy
<Ouryu> Lmao
<Jormungand> hahahahahaha
<Fafnir> any one seen Nid lately
<Ouryu> yeah...he went out of town with his g/f..said he be back in 3-8 days.
<Fafnir> cool
<Jormungand> omfg....some EP PLD just aggro'd me lolololol
<Vrtra> lol
<Jormungand> now its running away...wtf is this all about
<Fafnir> maybe its a glitch.
<Jormungand> omg...it just linked with 20 more
<Ouryu> wtf
<Vrtra> (huh!?)
<Tiamat> as long as there are no SMN's and BLM's your fine
<Jormungand> ummm..theres like 15 of those
<Tiamat> hahahaha
<Vrtra> im bored...ill come help you..what type of mobs are they
<Jormungand> Wabo
<Vrtra> fuck that...your on your own big boy
<Ouryu> hahahahah...Jorm about to get ass raped
<Jormungand> fuck you guys..this sucks
<Tiamat> lmao

[Lockecole]

<Fafnir> when do you get that ability
<Jormungand> lvl 95...if you would quit delvling in DA you would have it by now
<Fafnir> stfu
<Vrtra> lmao owned

I lol'ed.

[Razz]

lol

[Blazer]

too funny for words. gj well scripted at best.

[Blackbrock]

Good work XD

[Kal-El]

More! someone make more haha thats so funny!

[Elcura]

haha nice

[untouchable]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4...ffle1yd7we.jpg

[Desi]

<Vrtar> BST doesnt get it /cry

TYPO!!!!!!!!!!

[Cleveland]

Glad I ccould make some people laugh.

(Except the one guy who scanned the whole friggin thing looking for typos)

[Marius]

i saw it just thought i'd be nice and not point it out

[Scunsion]

guivre was the best part

[macbain24]

that ouryu thing wins hands down

hes like leroy jenkins

[Janeru]

I almost fell off of my chair, more more!!!!!

[Krime]

im surprised ur ass knows what a wyrm is jan, go join lokimika in multi b/f sucking for items.

Duelist Chapeau kthx bye.