Once in a lifetime things you see in FFXI?

[Carbon]

"Longwang examines you."

[Xavier]

killing lord of onzozo and 2 seconds later seeing another ls show up to camp it, we stayed there killed a few more "place holders" then said in say that we had to go to sky and lord of onzozo was all thiers (mind you he popped at like 20.5 hours, they showed up at 21 hours cause they didnt know the spawn time) then getting a /tell about 3 hours later asking if he had popped when we were there lol

looooooooooool

[Hronorigger]

My best moment was walking into Maze of Shakrami and into the small room where argus spawned and found him unclaimed chillin. I killed him no drop ; ;

[Akiro]

ps: someone post that jesus dupe hack pic please

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[Tyche]

Im on Carbuncle

[Razz]

/kneel Akiro

[Blazer]

Camping Wyvern Poarcher Drachlox or w/e for about 36 hrs straight and soloing it on on RDM/NIN, having another rng, nin and blm watching and hoping I died and getting the Obow 1/1!!!!, on hindsight, it might have been easier as RDM/BLM or something -_-

Also, 63 RDM/WHM VS. Mysticmaker Dumbass, then a rng gob or was it a thf? I forget aggroed me, having Ryan and Hitome watch as I hopelessly did everything I could to stay alive, 1/1 on Moldavite!!!, a very interesting and I think for me, well deserved victory, considering I was heavily underequipped at the time

[Akiro]

/kneel Akiro

while your down there

[Guitar]

Someone midfight on Megalobugard warping halfway across the section and claiming Padfoot.

Anyways, I'm now 1/1 on M-Bugard tusk. I guess botters can't win them all. >.>

[webby]

/check Lei

[Elcura]

/kneel Akiro

while your down there

filthy whore

[Bunshinagain]

3Sekai X members in my exp PT in KRT. worldx was drk and i was like.. drk in krt? :/
kraken/ridil i believe. He raped bones more than the mnks. we got chain 125 then one of the na members had to go pee so worldx kicked him and we went on lol

[Erza]

then one of the na members had to go pee so worldx kicked him and we went on lol

rofl what a wanker

[tiberion02]

then one of the na members had to go pee so worldx kicked him and we went on lol

I lol'd irl

[Fujitaru]

Dynamis Beaucedine: Someone disconnecting when it was their turn to unanimously lot on an AF2. They lost it to the person next in line.

Dynamis San'd Oria: LS wiped when an AF2 droped, the person who's lot it was couldn't lot because she was dead. It auto-lotted to her with less than 5 people passing on it out of like 30.

Kirin: A HNMLS took so long to kill him, it ran out of MP. Kirin ran out of MP, OMG!! That's what he got for spamming Stonega V, what a fuggin newb god.

Stupidest Request Ever: A while back, someone I used to know was always asking me to help him out with something. Power leveling, Advanceed Job Quest, Escorting, etc. I was getting very annoyed by his lack of independance and laziness. One day he crossed the line, he wanted me to use ALL my Beastmen Seals trying to get him a pair of Astral Rings from a BCNM. He thought we were such good friends that I would do this shit for free. When I told him he was out of his fucking mind, he asked 'What else would you use them for?' I finally got my reason to blacklist him so he could never bother me again.

Thats all I can think of.

[Kwijiboe]

Buying speed belt from gilseller's bazaar for 3million.

Watching 2 RMT LS talk shit to eachother while camping Bune.

King Behemoth claim pre-HNM patch, being accused of cheating by entire server. And then on forums, a NA says we should share our "cheats", to be fair. But then, NA mule CFH our 2nd one, and then our third one is CFH on accident. King Behemoth has a curse on it for us.

RMT gets zipacna down to less than 4%, and a ranger in LS scouting for zip, solos it with barrage/EES Slugshot, gets stone.

Got more, just can't think of any atm, and class in 5m.

[Zigma]

As for my once-in-a-lifetime-thing: I watched a NIN solo Serket from claim to death with no outside help of any kind. I don't think I've masturbated so hard in my entire life.

that's super easy to do, the only thing that sucks is claim.


Right now though serket goes hyper in what, 10-15min?

hmm, it can prob still be done but it's not worth it. Gilsellers will come and mpk you to shit.

[Epical]

As for my once-in-a-lifetime-thing: I watched a NIN solo Serket from claim to death with no outside help of any kind. I don't think I've masturbated so hard in my entire life.

that's super easy to do, the only thing that sucks is claim.


Right now though serket goes hyper in what, 10-15min?

hmm, it can prob still be done but it's not worth it. Gilsellers will come and mpk you to shit.

I was like ... level 50 or something. The only time I had ever heard of Serket was in my LS when he was placed in this omgsohardbbq category. Seeing some single player come down and kill a huge ass scorpion was pretty crazy. NOW it may be meh, but back then it was

[Zigma]

As for my once-in-a-lifetime-thing: I watched a NIN solo Serket from claim to death with no outside help of any kind. I don't think I've masturbated so hard in my entire life.

that's super easy to do, the only thing that sucks is claim.


Right now though serket goes hyper in what, 10-15min?

hmm, it can prob still be done but it's not worth it. Gilsellers will come and mpk you to shit.

I was like ... level 50 or something. The only time I had ever heard of Serket was in my LS when he was placed in this omgsohardbbq category. Seeing some single player come down and kill a huge ass scorpion was pretty crazy. NOW it may be meh, but back then it was

you should have said it like that then lol.

[ikariffxi]

2/9 thief's knife

2 ridills in 3 days (although I'm sure this has happened to others too)

double hecatomb pants from nidhogg

k, mine suck