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    Deport her to america.

    APPROVED! DEPORT HER TO AMERICA..

    The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia



    Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

    The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then, she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be, "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God." Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

    The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. "The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to," Detective Delp told reporters. "Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through."

    The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

    So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

    "I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them," the oldster recalled. "So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'im right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'im most, you know.

    Then, I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."

    Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. "What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison," Det. Delp said, "especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor."



    DEPORT HER TO AMERICA--- WE NEED HER !!

    Something funny i found on the our forums, thought i'd post it here. Sorry for the wall of text

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    ROFLMFAO THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elcura
    ROFLMFAO THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME

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    XFD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno
    XFD
    what's thataru?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maguspk
    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno
    XFD
    what's thataru?
    Bleeding nose?

    And for the article, ahaha, that is awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcatil
    Quote Originally Posted by Elcura
    ROFLMFAO THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME

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    That's not awesome, it's evil, and no better than the act the two men commited.

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    It's X FUCKING D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerandir
    That's not awesome, it's evil, and no better than the act the two men commited.
    As a guy, I do have to have some pity for the rapists who had their genitals shot off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sekkite
    Quote Originally Posted by Aerandir
    That's not awesome, it's evil, and no better than the act the two men commited.
    As a guy, I do have to have some pity for the rapists who had their genitals shot off.
    As a guy, I have absolutely no pity...
    If you need to get laid that bad, go to a bar, buy the fat girl a drink, get laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Okan
    Quote Originally Posted by Sekkite
    Quote Originally Posted by Aerandir
    That's not awesome, it's evil, and no better than the act the two men commited.
    As a guy, I do have to have some pity for the rapists who had their genitals shot off.
    As a guy, I have absolutely no pity...
    If you need to get laid that bad, go to a bar, buy the fat girl a chick, get laid.
    I don't see it as justifying the rape by any means, but getting your genitals shot off is just.....*shudders*

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    all rapes should have happy endings like this :D

    Granny'O'Justice to the rescue!

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    Frankly I think all rapist should have it cut off. Yes I am a guy too -.-;

    Granny: 1
    Rapists: Castrated 8)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Okan
    Quote Originally Posted by Sekkite
    Quote Originally Posted by Aerandir
    That's not awesome, it's evil, and no better than the act the two men commited.
    As a guy, I do have to have some pity for the rapists who had their genitals shot off.
    As a guy, I have absolutely no pity...
    If you need to get laid that bad, go to a bar, buy the fat girl a drink, get laid.
    Rape isn't about sex, it's about power and control. It very rarely has anything to do with an actual sexual desire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coco
    Quote Originally Posted by Okan
    Quote Originally Posted by Sekkite
    Quote Originally Posted by Aerandir
    That's not awesome, it's evil, and no better than the act the two men commited.
    As a guy, I do have to have some pity for the rapists who had their genitals shot off.
    As a guy, I have absolutely no pity...
    If you need to get laid that bad, go to a bar, buy the fat girl a drink, get laid.
    Rape isn't about sex, it's about power and control. It very rarely has anything to do with an actual sexual desire.
    Most of the time that's true, but as you said, it's not always the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rahskala
    Thanks for ruining my life ;_; I go slit my wrists now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rahskala
    Go die. ;_;

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    Sorry.

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