The Twelve Days of FFXI

[Awoir]

My 5 kicks that other 5's ass.

Agreed.

[Byrd]

On the 11th day of Christmas, FFXI gave to me:

12 -- 6 days extension
11 million Astral Earrings
10 Leaping Lizzies
9 POL-1160s
8 Mithras Milking
7 Warriors LFP
6 Emergency Maintenances
5 Fire Crystals from Tiamat
4 Called-for-help Fafnirs
3 Kings a dropping
2 Mobs popped claimed by JP
And a map of boyahda tree.

On the 13th day of Christmas,

FFXI gave to me ....

13 meleeing Red Mages

[Po]

lmao this thread is so awesome

[Khelek]

On the 14th day of x-mas, ffxi gave me; 14 PLDs at lv74 wanting to exp.

[Lui]

come on, let's try to make it line up...

Day 5 should be Fiiiiiiiive Serket Riiiiiiiiings

[XxSlusherxx]

come on, let's try to make it line up...

Day 5 should be Fiiiiiiiive Serket Riiiiiiiiings

rare item

[Khamsin]

On a slightly different variation, the FFXI Twelve Jobs of Christmas:

12 Rangers quitting
11 Black Mages nuking
10 Warriors bashing
9 Monks punching
8 Bards singing
7 Summoners curing
6 Red Mages refreshing
5 Thieves invited for the kill
4 Dark Knights crying
3 White Mages offline
2 Beastmasters still playing
and..
1 Dragoon in your HNMLS that plays on another job anyway.

[anoush]

nvm lol happy hanukkah

[Mifaco]

On a slightly different variation, the FFXI Twelve Jobs of Christmas:

12 Rangers quitting
11 Black Mages nuking
10 Warriors bashing
9 Monks punching
8 Bards singing
7 Summoners curing
6 Red Mages refreshing
5 Thieves invited for the kill
4 Dark Knights crying
3 White Mages offline
2 Beastmasters still playing
and..
1 Dragoon in your HNMLS that plays on another job anyway.

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hellboy]

on the 16th day of x-mas i sold bush 16 barrels of oil so i can rmt a peacock charm.

[Parshath]

You guys suck at this thing and...

On the ninth day of Christmas, FFXI gave to me:
POL-1160

LOL

[Genosync]

on the 16th day of x-mas i sold bush 16 barrels of oil so i can rmt a peacock charm.

wins the thread

[Lyramion]

On the 17th day of Christmas FFXI gave me:

A DRG that quit his job to play RNG and then quit RNG to play BST

[Khazz]

On the 18th day of Christmas FFXI gave too me

A login screen with a BANNED sign on it

[Rayden]

on the 16th day of x-mas i sold bush 16 barrels of oil so i can rmt a peacock charm.

LMAO I'm cryin over here

[Sonyasan]

On the 19th day of Christmas FFXI gave too me

blind invites from gil sellers

[Khamsin]

On the 20th day of Christmas...
...SE apologized for the inconvenience of the 6 day extension being well past.

[Samis]

Through all the days of christmas...
SE gave me everything on my wishlist..................................

A Scorpion harness to help me tarnish my foes.
AF2 feet to garnish my toes.
My moogle harvested that maryjane from my arcane pot.
All the jp's dc'd, frozen forever in the same spot,
and now im not laggin very.. bad in Dragons Aery.
Amazingly They let Mr. Water Monkey back in.
I went, solo'd the lord, and he dropped me my kraken.
All the botters got jailed for hackin'.
*Cough* i finally got more storage space *Cough*
Ballista'd rusty's hated GM and fuckin tore his face off.
SE fixed sea.
They started feeling all the real mens pain and fixed endgame.
Ranger came back with the same insane ranged attack.
Beastmasters got their money refunded,
and Dragoons are no longer redundant.

Treasure Hunter started working. /chorus

With my last breath i got quests for us that don't bore us to death.
There were no more PURPLE nidhogg's in the darter filled circle.
Abjurations went to KS99.. now that dalmatica is finally mine.
All RMT history on the AH now ARE EMPTY!!! (get it..Areempty=RMT)
On all RE items they increased the drop rate,
but wait stop...
Even though I got everything i ever wanted,
and i fluanted it in jueno, like i was Mr. numero uno.
you know SE...
and yes, this made me hate and wanna hurt you.
why? on dec. 25th we finally killed JoL..
And it didnt spawn absolute virtue...

Merry christmas

Sam