The 360 Beta

[neighbortaru]

dude bonsai kitten

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

dude, thats so fucking wrong...

Please tell me that is illegal.

it's a hoax

[Warudo Ecksu]

At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.

Oh give me a fucking break. They give kittens muscle relaxants and then shoved into a glass container for a few weeks. That's so mean.
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/5081/insertgray2lm.jpg
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/1176/squishgray7ce.jpg

These people need to be shot.

On a different note, the first time I saw this thing like a year or two ago or whatever, I laughed so hard for like 10 minutes that my Mako thought I was psycho. Sorry it's ebaums but I'm not familiar with any other websites that might have this thing.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fartingcat.html

[BRP]

eBaum die!

[Kiro]

eBaum die!

[Starfire]

omg... I almost threw up after reading that (and seeing the pics)... I didn't know that that is even posible... those are the type of people who need to have the same thing they did to those kittens to them so they can feal the hell the kittens felt. those are seroisly the type of people i would want to find and kill. I hope they die a horrable death and feal like they are in living hell through the whole thing... How could someone be so monsterous to do something so evil...

[Rocl]

dude bonsai kitten

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

dude, thats so fucking wrong...

Please tell me that is illegal.

it's a hoax

DID ANYONE BOTHER TO READ THIS???

[Correction]

wow holy crap, I thought people would just know bonsaikitten is a joke by now...

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/framecat/framecat.html

People are really easy to fool if you take stuff from Teh Internet like this as real.

I guess the first time you saw this:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... ng+fan+cat

you thought 'that's illegal' and didn't laugh so hard you almost peed yourself?

[Severance]

Im from GenMay, we make this shit. 8)

[Warudo Ecksu]

[Zigma]

where in the website does it say it's a hoax?

The area code is 212, so that means it's near me... hmm

[Rocl]

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/bonsai.asp

Bonsai kittens are not real. Nobody is making bonsai kittens. Nobody is selling equipment to help people make bonsai kittens. Nobody is instructing people in the "lost Eastern art of sealing kittens inside rectilinear jars."

http://www.cruel.com/sub/bonsai.shtml

Bonsai Kitten describes the "lost" Eastern art of sealing kittens inside rectilinear jars to reshape them into aesthetically pleasing forms. It's a work of satire, which should be obvious to anyone who has the intelligence of an average housecat. Unfortunately, a lot of people don't, as you will realize if you get to know these protesters

[Zigma]

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/bonsai.asp

Bonsai kittens are not real. Nobody is making bonsai kittens. Nobody is selling equipment to help people make bonsai kittens. Nobody is instructing people in the "lost Eastern art of sealing kittens inside rectilinear jars."

http://www.cruel.com/sub/bonsai.shtml

[quote:dde6a]Bonsai Kitten describes the "lost" Eastern art of sealing kittens inside rectilinear jars to reshape them into aesthetically pleasing forms. It's a work of satire, which should be obvious to anyone who has the intelligence of an average housecat. Unfortunately, a lot of people don't, as you will realize if you get to know these protesters

[/quote:dde6a]


Thank friggin god.

[Volken]

omg... I almost threw up after reading that (and seeing the pics)... I didn't know that that is even posible... those are the type of people who need to have the same thing they did to those kittens to them so they can feal the hell the kittens felt. those are seroisly the type of people i would want to find and kill. I hope they die a horrable death and feal like they are in living hell through the whole thing... How could someone be so monsterous to do something so evil...

Wow could your spelling be a little more revolting? It would have taken you 20 seconds to proofread.

[Onizuka]

Thank friggin god.

You kno wat would be funny.. if after all this u get one in tha mail XD

Ohh n on the subject of tha beta, it wont let me buy a content id >.< danm pol error 0006-.-'

[plake]

If anybody is around bastok, me being level 10 now I can take down the gargantuan that is Bubbly Bernie. I'll be buying the linkshell tonight (almost hit 10k) and distributing pearls to those who need them.

ahh this is wonderful.
first text I saw when logged on "this game sux". :D

anyways ima start on my rdm now.
choose a cool ls name!

Btw: name's plake, taru rdm 1 atm.
/befriend

[plake]

buy ah crystals at 5G a piece and NPCing them for 14 ftw