WHY T.T!! WHYYYYYYYYY

[Parshath]

I can't believe I falled in love with a guy
I'll remember this my entire life
I'm straight
Today is a new day
It's time for me to wake up
I was in an illusion world (I was in love with the game character I guess)

It's just that nice chicks in real life are hard to get.
Also
-they can't emote well
-they can't fight like my ex ffxi love
-they probably don't know what is a taru
-they don't know what is ubb3r, gimped, pwn3d and many expressions
-Most of them don't like gamers
-I can't buy red roses as cheap as in RuLude Garden for them irl
-They get aggro by impossible to gauge guys
-The too weak ones get /slap

It's just not the same T.T

If I can't get a nice girl irl, I'll be single for the rest of my days.
That's it

lol reminds me of an episode of Purepwnage XD

[Elcura]

This topic delivers.

[Thijs]

It does seem sorta fake now. Or just really, really, really sad.
-T.

[Septimus]

It does seem sorta fake now. Or just really, really, really sad.
-T.

Is it sad, or sadlarious?

[Shigemo]

It's sad...

[Muze]

[quote=Nirokun!][quote="Eromenos-Ifrit":747d6]

Brown bag it, and just do it from behind.

the holes are less than an inch apart, you dont have to do anything differently outside of more cleaning and lubing...

...not that i would know anything about that anyway~ >_>

LFMAO... i swear your posts never let me down lol. Always great for a read.

Marry me hehe[/quote:747d6]

aww <3

As for the Ankiseth guy, blame your own genre of straight porn, i see women getting double penetrated then they show it to the camera after the guys leave her alone, its like a centimeter between orifices.

Im not trying to be gross, im just saying, its not as different as you would think lol (maybe sex with another guy is better, but thats just splitting hairs )[/quote:747d6]

It's really differnet between girls though, some have it higher, and some have it lower.

[Shigemo]

-I would buy red roses from RuLude Garden's NPC for her
-I bought her wedding dress
-I bought her fireworks
-I bought her food
-I bought her ubber equips
-I PLed her a lot
-I would let her have most of the stuffs dropped from mobs when farming
-I used to cyber with her
-I used to afk for the night next to her
-I changed my bazaar for her
-When I was bored I would hang around with her
-I knew all her friends
-I got her in my HNM/God ls
-I cheered her up
-I would think tarus are cute since she loves them
-I once didn't sleep at all to stay with her
-I'd let her use my Kraken Club
-I would give her money whenever she needed some
-I loved partying with her
-I helped her do quest/misssions/BCNMs/KSNMs
-I helped her camp NMs
-I loved how fast she could level
-We loved the same jobs (Samurai, Ninja, Monk, Ranger, Thief and Black Mage)
-We knew each others well (favorite music, favorite color, food etc.)
-We used to hang out in beautiful places (She loves snow and like Xarcabard a lot)
-I would save her when she's in danger and revive her when she's dead
-I loved her with all my heart above everything

That's why I decided to ask her "Would you marry me?"

She needed some time to answer

Then she told me the truth, she's a HE T.T

...The wedding never happenned

She's with someone else now (the most ubber Galkan monk on my server)

And guess what! I had a fake picture of her!
I found the picture she once sent me on the net! The chick on the picture is a car model named Anissa Tong!


I'M PISSED
I'M FUCKED
I'M MAD
I'M ANGRY
That's why....
I'm quitting <cries hard>

She said to me "I miss you"
I meant He T.T
My life is so fucked up now...
I don't know what to do...
I'm not even sure of my sexual orientation damn it!

<keeps on crying>

I can't believe I falled in love with a guy
I'll remember this my entire life
I'm straight
Today is a new day
It's time for me to wake up
I was in an illusion world (I was in love with the game character I guess)

It's just that nice chicks in real life are hard to get.
Also
-they can't emote well
-they can't fight like my ex ffxi love
-they probably don't know what is a taru
-they don't know what is ubb3r, gimped, pwn3d and many expressions
-Most of them don't like gamers
-I can't buy red roses as cheap as in RuLude Garden for them irl
-They get aggro by impossible to gauge guys
-The too weak ones get /slap

It's just not the same T.T

If I can't get a nice girl irl, I'll be single for the rest of my days.
That's it

I think you were an FFXIholic that is now free lol. You were living the "Post FFXI Effect". It seems that "Imagination vs Reality" got corrupted though in your case. Don't worry, time will fix everything...

The Post FFXI Effect
***************************
It is natural that love may develop over FFXI. After being friends with a person for a while in the game, and as trust develops between couples, they may eventually date each other out. This is called (as I would like to call it) 'The Post FFXI Effect'. The Post FFXI Effect can be seen as both good and bad for FFXI couples. There have been a lot of complains from parents arguing about their teenage daughters changing their attitudes, coming home late at nights or receiving unknown calls from strange people. Girls are arguably seen as much more vulnerable than boys. Today, many young teenagers decide to have a relationship with one another secretly behind their parent's backs. They may meet up with each other once every week and develop their relationships together. They are primarily interested in the knowledge of the other person and also in having fun. What bond's them together is their interests in FFXI, taking screenshots of themselves in the game, and developing it into an album as a past time hobby, or playing with each other cooperatively in the game. Additionally, they are also interested in gaining experience by having relationships with different kinds of people. Some relations may last happily, others may soon find themselves losing interest in their partner and eventually that person may then be dropped off. Most often, others may find friendship either individually or in groups over FFXI, and that is what drives the game continuously.

Imagination vs Reality
**********************
It is important to understand and distinguish between our social reality and social imaginations in FFXI. Players at times in FFXI will look at the imaginary made up characters in the game and decide for example, that this character is one pretty girl that always likes to smile, act cute, and one may feel the desire to be her friend or girlfriend. The imagination here shown in this example will then run in many ways that this girl could be roughly between the age range of 16 - 25, looks pretty and cute, and has that charm and personality in reality, however arguably, this is not the way to be seen. All players (the person) are all different in a variety of ways (age, sex, personality), but the imaginary made up characters (the in game character) in FFXI are all the same.

[WhyWhy]

The real world for me was FFXI
Real life sucks!

[Shigemo]

Here's what happens when you think FFXI is reality lmao

[WhyWhy]

It actually made me laugh even if I'm depressed lol.
But still....If you knew how was my life, you'd understand that FFXI was a wonderful world for me.

[Isildur]

i think you'll appriciate this game more than FFXI


http://emo2forgenesis.ytmnd.com/

[thompkinsthebrian]

i agree that at first this seemed real now im not too sure.


and i think that this is sadlarious lol

[Hellboy]

lol

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR SIG

[Ankiseth]

lol

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR SIG

[Elemmire]

Here's what happens when you think FFXI is reality lmao

yay!!! :D Samurai solo Tiamat (I think.. about to sleep so I don't care to download)