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    Dear Lord,

    Please protect me from your followers.

    Amen.

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    LOL

    Man I wish Wife Swap had some crazy ass people like that, I wanna see the whole episode now =P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaede
    Dear Lord,

    Please protect me from your followers.

    Amen.
    lmao

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    I AM A WARRIOR, I PUT ARMOR ON TO WALK OUT OF THAT HOUSE

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    LOLOLOLLOLLLOLLOLLOL

    "She's tamperin' in dark sided stuff! Yeees YEEES!!! She did!!"

    woooooooooowowowowoowww

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    DID YOU ASK HER IF SHE WAS A CHRISTIAN?

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    Jesus could kick her ass.

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    Pathetic. This is why religion should *never* be forced onto a child from a parent.

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    isn't this ofn?

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    Apparently not.

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    I love the way she accepted the money in the end lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joft
    isn't this ofn?

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    it's not very interesting when you've experienced it in person plenty of times

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    When she talks all I hear is "They were DARK SIDED so I had to eat them."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno
    When she talks all I hear is "They were DARK SIDED so I had to eat them."
    Makes me wonder if she only eats white meat.

    "THAT TURKEY IS TAINTED BY THE DARK SIDE"

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    Did anyone else think it sounded a lot like she kept saying "dork side"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaede
    Did anyone else think it sounded a lot like she kept saying "dork side"?
    omg christian accent!

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    I saw it live on TV.

    An hour of hell to watch i assure you.

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    i feel bad for the little girl who had to watch her mom act like that

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