And the dumbest GM award goes too....

[Severance]

lmao Stan you got owned.

o-w-n-e-d

plz dont hrt me

[NynJa]

speaking of dumbass GM's...

Some JP on my server (JP must be specified because GM's wont ever do shit to JP's) was botting enhancing / healing magic. They were on whm/rdm casting barfire over and over. Didnt answer my tells, or tells from friends of mine. Every 18 seconds, on the dot, they would cast barfire. This went on for over 15 hours straight, never moved from the spot once. The relevance of the 18 seconds: whm/rdm wearing nobles tunic gets 1mp/3sec refresh. Barfire is 6 mp. It would take 18 seconds to attain sufficient mp from nobles refresh to cast barfire.

GM: I'll look into it

7 hours later (almost 24 hours now), they were in that exact same spot, casting barfire every 18 seconds. I had like 5 friends contact a GM on this person, same shit.


A few days later, I saw them in a different spot casting cure on themself, no reply to tells nothing.



if they were NA, they would have been banned within 15 min. Fucking pathetic.

[MisterBob]

Tons of NAs bot enhancing/healing and nobody cares. On the list of problems this game has, I assure you "OH NOES TEH ENHANCING MAGIC BOT" is not even in the top 50.

[BRP]

I think the whole deal is that NA GMs can't touch JP players, but its not true for JP GMs toward NA players. Kind of like on the teirs of GM, NAs are lower than JPs.

[Russta]

Two other stories about Wtnite:

- He told a friend of mine that all mobs were designed to go unclaimed at least once per fight to stop certain linkshells monopolizing them.

- Someone told me here via PM that his friend fell off a level into the sky and Wtnite told him to delete his character and start over.

[Idlepimp]

Two other stories about Wtnite:

- He told a friend of mine that all mobs were designed to go unclaimed at least once per fight to stop certain linkshells monopolizing them.

- Someone told me here via PM that his friend fell off a level into the sky and Wtnite told him to delete his character and start over.

LOL

[chilicheese]

hey were on whm/rdm casting barfire over and over. Didnt answer my tells, or tells from friends of mine. Every 18 seconds, on the dot, they would cast barfire. This went on for over 15 hours straight, never moved from the spot once. The relevance of the 18 seconds: whm/rdm wearing nobles tunic gets 1mp/3sec refresh. Barfire is 6 mp. It would take 18 seconds to attain sufficient mp from nobles refresh to cast barfire.

I can do this on my PS2... tape down the L1 or R1 key and make a macro, set turbo to X and tape that down. There are commonly available bots that are alot more sophisticated, ie. stand infront of kazham/norg moogle and change job when they run out of MP

[Sidd]

a JP in my ls got a 3 day suspension for botting summoning magic skill about a year ago.

when asked what he thinks of GM's, his response is something to the effect of-

"GM is NO FUCKING BRAIN BITCH ASSSHOLE."

amen.

[NynJa]

hey were on whm/rdm casting barfire over and over. Didnt answer my tells, or tells from friends of mine. Every 18 seconds, on the dot, they would cast barfire. This went on for over 15 hours straight, never moved from the spot once. The relevance of the 18 seconds: whm/rdm wearing nobles tunic gets 1mp/3sec refresh. Barfire is 6 mp. It would take 18 seconds to attain sufficient mp from nobles refresh to cast barfire.

I can do this on my PS2... tape down the L1 or R1 key and make a macro, set turbo to X and tape that down. There are commonly available bots that are alot more sophisticated, ie. stand infront of kazham/norg moogle and change job when they run out of MP

its still unattended play which is supposed to be against the ToS...

[Not Kuno]

- Someone told me here via PM that his friend fell off a level into the sky and Wtnite told him to delete his character and start over.

[GM]Wtnite>> Sorry, you lost the game. I'm deleting your character now.

[Rafaras]

speaking of dumbass GM's...

Some JP on my server (JP must be specified because GM's wont ever do shit to JP's) was botting enhancing / healing magic. They were on whm/rdm casting barfire over and over. Didnt answer my tells, or tells from friends of mine. Every 18 seconds, on the dot, they would cast barfire. This went on for over 15 hours straight, never moved from the spot once. The relevance of the 18 seconds: whm/rdm wearing nobles tunic gets 1mp/3sec refresh. Barfire is 6 mp. It would take 18 seconds to attain sufficient mp from nobles refresh to cast barfire.

GM: I'll look into it

7 hours later (almost 24 hours now), they were in that exact same spot, casting barfire every 18 seconds. I had like 5 friends contact a GM on this person, same shit.


A few days later, I saw them in a different spot casting cure on themself, no reply to tells nothing.



if they were NA, they would have been banned within 15 min. Fucking pathetic.

GM racist?!

[nivlakian]

Where's the screenshots!?

[Soje]

I might go dig up the screenies of another dumbass gm we ran into a while back. Some CGF were camping Charby and wiped. So we took it and they MPK us.

So we died then they took it and wiped again. At this point we had been waiting for like 30 mins for a gm so we tried to kill. They MPK again.

Well now we have called in the calvary and we have about 20+ ppl on add patrol mostly just random ppl passing through but a few ls members as well. They setup a defensive line and tried to keep anything nearby dead.

The CGF brought like the entire zone into us. I am not kidding. There were mobs in their train that were from the very front of the zone. Completely overwhelmed our defense and they got down into the charby room.

At this point it was 2x Nin, Brd, Rdm, Whm, and a smn fighting Charby with the rest of the group fighting adds. Well the Brd was having to run back and forth a lot with buffing the nin keeping ballad on the mages and putting up a horde lullaby.

Finally after about an hour from the time we put in our first call the gm responds. She sees the brd sleeping the mobs then running up to the tanks. Bam Zomg! Brd must be mpking! Zoink she's in jail. Whm is in the same party as the brd so he must be mpk as well. Zoink now hes in jail too! Then the gm ports the CGF Nin who just brought in a fresh train of mobs. How nice! Now he didn't even have to 2hr to mpk us bc she just ported him out and left his nice train right on top of Charby.

Hilarity ensues in jail as you can imagine with like 3 ppl and the CGF. GM then decides to start talking even though she knows nothing. Informs the 75 brd in the Osode that it is not possible to lullaby the mobs and place 2xmambo on the Nin. Meanwhile the Whm is demanding to be let loose. Let me see if I can dig up the links.

Edit: Dam I think he took the pics down bc I can't find them now.

I did dig up this though. Guess which line of this is my favorite.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a23/brianl9898/GM.jpg

[NynJa]

a JP in my ls got a 3 day suspension for botting summoning magic skill about a year ago.

when asked what he thinks of GM's, his response is something to the effect of-

"GM is NO FUCKING BRAIN BITCH ASSSHOLE."

amen.

he's obviously not JP if he's in a NA shell...

[plake]

Wow, Soje, that's fucking sad.

[netz]

a JP in my ls got a 3 day suspension for botting summoning magic skill about a year ago.

when asked what he thinks of GM's, his response is something to the effect of-

"GM is NO FUCKING BRAIN BITCH ASSSHOLE."

amen.

he's obviously not JP if he's in a NA shell...

Reverse the situation. Sidd is the NA in a JP LS. Though this isn't really applicable to Sidd, it's quite common for NA players to join a JP LS on Garuda if they want to get a dalmatica, adaman hauberk, koenig body, or ridill.

[NynJa]

a JP in my ls got a 3 day suspension for botting summoning magic skill about a year ago.

when asked what he thinks of GM's, his response is something to the effect of-

"GM is NO FUCKING BRAIN BITCH ASSSHOLE."

amen.

he's obviously not JP if he's in a NA shell...

Reverse the situation. Sidd is the NA in a JP LS. Though this isn't really applicable to Sidd, it's quite common for NA players to join a JP LS on Garuda if they want to get a dalmatica, adaman hauberk, koenig body, or ridill.

then he's obviously not JP if he's associating with those SIRRY GAIJINS.


speaing of SIRRY GAIJINS, does anyone else get a huge boner when they kill Tiamat with a bunch of rival JP's watcing in awe ?? I DO !!!

[Roranora]

Thunderan came to our Prudences last night and scolded us for slap spamming one of our AFK WHMs holding us up from popping. He stood there and waited for us to pop, and as soon as we did, he said Good luck and left. Had he opened his eyes for 2 seconds, he'd have seen one of the Prudences popped untargetable, killing the person who traded the pop items and several others before the first warp cycle and it went perma-invis. Later tells insisted that the dev team knows about this.

[Serif]

Thunderan came to our Prudences last night and scolded us for slap spamming one of our AFK WHMs holding us up from popping. He stood there and waited for us to pop, and as soon as we did, he said Good luck and left. Had he opened his eyes for 2 seconds, he'd have seen one of the Prudences popped untargetable, killing the person who traded the pop items and several others before the first warp cycle and it went perma-invis. Later tells insisted that the dev team knows about this.

Sorry for such shitty quality.

Don't feel like messing around with the images, I have class in 30minutes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...vesevr/GM1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...vesevr/GM2.jpg

[Sidd]

a JP in my ls got a 3 day suspension for botting summoning magic skill about a year ago.

when asked what he thinks of GM's, his response is something to the effect of-

"GM is NO FUCKING BRAIN BITCH ASSSHOLE."

amen.

he's obviously not JP if he's in a NA shell...

Reverse the situation. Sidd is the NA in a JP LS. Though this isn't really applicable to Sidd, it's quite common for NA players to join a JP LS on Garuda if they want to get a dalmatica, adaman hauberk, koenig body, or ridill.

or just be in a shell that camps kings and does other hnm as well. 8)