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    Super bowl half time - NSFW

    Well since America has progressed there will be a new event added to the Olympics - watch superbowl halftime for preview









    http://www.sportsdignity.com/0093.jpg

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    add nsfw to the title...

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    70/80's porn FTL

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    really hairy beavers ... nice.

    like how they all have high socks and shoes on.

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    can they even get them to slide across the grass? I imagine it takes effort on the females' part too in order to move

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    Quote Originally Posted by joft
    can they even get them to slide across the grass? I imagine it takes effort on the females' part too in order to move
    Is the point to move across the grass or just... "finish" first..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Setsuko
    Quote Originally Posted by joft
    can they even get them to slide across the grass? I imagine it takes effort on the females' part too in order to move
    Is the point to move across the grass or just... "finish" first..?

    I'll show you how to finish first!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidd
    Quote Originally Posted by Setsuko
    Quote Originally Posted by joft
    can they even get them to slide across the grass? I imagine it takes effort on the females' part too in order to move
    Is the point to move across the grass or just... "finish" first..?

    I'll show you how to finish first!
    nothxkbye

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    Object seems to be to cross the finish line first, lol.... one word.... that has to hurt....

    http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...a1384/0094.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aislinn
    Object seems to be to cross the finish line first, lol.... one word.... that has to hurt....

    http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...a1384/0094.jpg

    almost looks like girl-on-girl on the left there.

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    lol Sidd, I thought the same thing.

    Check out the redneck qwasi-girl with the party favor / new years spinny noise maker cheering them on lol.

    Who the fuck does shit like this lol.

    ...and their socks / short shorts suck. I'm gonna go donkey punch my dad for being alive during this time period right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseyprophet
    lol Sidd, I thought the same thing.

    Check out the redneck qwasi-girl with the party favor / new years spinny noise maker cheering them on lol.

    Who the fuck does shit like this lol.

    ...and their socks / short shorts suck. I'm gonna go buffalo punch my dad for being alive during this time period right now.
    fixed

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

    Don't ask me how I know...

    Seeing as how you wrote that in a porn thread, I thought I'd help ya out.

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    Well that works too, but I did mean to mount my dad. I'm in to that sorta shit. ><

    I thought donkey punch meant a punch to the back of the head unexpectedly, but didn't know you had to have some penetration mixed up in there too. I gotta try that with wifey. Punch her in the head and do that pimp laugh from Friday After Next.

    Variation: The Tony Danza
    That was f'n priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseyprophet
    Well that works too, but I did mean to mount my dad. I'm in to that sorta shit. ><

    I thought donkey punch meant a punch to the back of the head unexpectedly, but didn't know you had to have some penetration mixed up in there too. I gotta try that with wifey. Punch her in the head and do that pimp laugh from Friday After Next.
    im sending the crab-mallet now to her to crush your left nut post-donkey-punch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirokun!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseyprophet
    Well that works too, but I did mean to mount my dad. I'm in to that sorta shit. ><

    I thought donkey punch meant a punch to the back of the head unexpectedly, but didn't know you had to have some penetration mixed up in there too. I gotta try that with wifey. Punch her in the head and do that pimp laugh from Friday After Next.
    im sending the crab-mallet now to her to crush your left nut post-donkey-punch
    the whole point is to knock them out so their asshole tightens up as you cum.

    .. .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aislinn
    one word.... that has to hurt....
    That's 4 words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totien
    Quote Originally Posted by Aislinn
    one word.... that has to hurt....
    That's 4 words.
    Phil from Hercules

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elcura
    Quote Originally Posted by Totien
    Quote Originally Posted by Aislinn
    one word.... thathastohurt....
    That's 4 words.
    Phil from Hercules
    Fix'd it for ya.

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