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    The truth is out

    I'm sorry if this has been posted before or if it's really old, but I felt like I needed to warn my fellow men.

    Today police warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only to persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask them home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless. After several "beers", men will even have sex with unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before and a vague feeling that something bad may have happened. Some especially unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in an alarming scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage." According to controlled studies, men are 700% more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered. Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, has fallen victim to "beer" and the insidious, predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city.You can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses."

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    Re: The truth is out

    Quote Originally Posted by Edilibs
    I'm sorry if this has been posted before or if it's really old, but I felt like I needed to warn my fellow men.

    Today police warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only to persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask them home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless. After several "beers", men will even have sex with unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before and a vague feeling that something bad may have happened. Some especially unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in an alarming scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage." According to controlled studies, men are 700% more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered. Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, has fallen victim to "beer" and the insidious, predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city.You can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses."
    I am scared to go out in an hour now.

    I'll just drink another Corona, that will make it all better.

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    Re: The truth is out

    Quote Originally Posted by Edilibs
    I'm sorry if this has been posted before or if it's really old, but I felt like I needed to warn my fellow men.

    A long ass time ago police warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only to persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask them home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless. After several "beers", men will even have sex with unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before and a vague feeling that something bad may have happened. Some especially unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in an alarming scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage." According to controlled studies, men are 700% more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered. Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, has fallen victim to "beer" and the insidious, predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city.You can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses."
    fix'd?

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    Hello, my name is:

    WALL O' TEXT

    ofn

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    replace the word beer with vagina, and I think your on to something

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    all the haters on the forums NEED TO REMEMBER THAT LOVE IS THE ANSWER NOT HATE.'

    I laughed, cause its a true story when you really think about it. Women know men are weak as hell and will do anything once physical relations are put on the table.

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    pffft, women don't buy men drinks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Almaa
    pffft, women don't buy men drinks!

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    ELIDIBS WAS BLACK, NOT ASIAN! WHO ARE YOU?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amarok
    ELIDIBS WAS BLACK, NOT ASIAN! WHO ARE YOU?
    Hahaha was he?

    I could have sworn he was a white summoner guy in FFT...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Almaa
    pffft, women don't buy men drinks!
    whaaa?? No more free drinks

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    Quote Originally Posted by kasber
    Quote Originally Posted by Almaa
    pffft, women don't buy men drinks!
    whaaa?? No more free drinks
    I'll still do you for free, honey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amarok
    ELIDIBS WAS BLACK, NOT ASIAN! WHO ARE YOU?
    This guy isn't Elid, this guy misspelled his name and is Edilibis. Elidibs was the final boss of the Deep Dungeon in FFT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Almaa
    Quote Originally Posted by Amarok
    ELIDIBS WAS BLACK, NOT ASIAN! WHO ARE YOU?
    This guy isn't Elid, this guy misspelled his name and is Edilibis. Elidibs was the final boss of the Deep Dungeon in FFT.
    I can't believe I knew that too when he said it XD

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    As if we need beer to get persuaded into having sex. (unless its with ugly chicks, then i understand lol)

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    Beer goggles

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