Your state fails

[Kazen]

Maryland-

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
Thistles may not grow in one's yard.

It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt.
No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time.
It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
Baltimore City
Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.
You may not curse inside the city limits.
Cumberland
It is illegal to use profane language on a playground.
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Knocking stones into a public park is prohibited.
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Rockville
Persons may not swear while on the highway.
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It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.
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Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within

[Demonsamurai]

Florida Laws:

-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
-A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
-Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
-Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. <--This one is great.
-It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
-When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
-You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
-It is considered an offense to shower naked.
-You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
-Oral sex is illegal.
-You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
-Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

Daytona Beach:
The molestation of trash cans is banned.

Destin:
Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.

Miami Beach:
Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.

Tampa:
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.

[Elcura]

United Kingdom Laws
Anal sex is prohibited.

I guess Niro + Sept arent visiting the UK anytime soon...

Exactly what I thought when I saw that.


MY ASSHOLE IS SAFE!!

[Lockecole]

Maryland-

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.

Never going to Maryland...ever.

[Lagwagon]

Maryland-

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.

Never going to Maryland...ever.

Better make that Tennessee as well.. which happens to be the only 2 states I have lived in.. Little did I know I have multiple life sentences, just try and catch me hahahaha!!!

Might as well send everyone living in Tennessee to prison ~

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Males may not be sexually aroused in public.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!! !!

[BRP]

http://youdiebutcher.ytmnsfw.com/ - Out of topic, just felt like posting it.

Only in Quebec will a driver accelerate when seeing a pedestrian running across the street (except me, because no one fucks with me).

Haha, yah okay tough guy. Funniest thing I've read in this thread yet.

Anyway, here is some from New Jersey:

All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

In an attempt to "foster kindness" in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated "Kindness Awareness Month".

You may not slurp your soup.

Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

[Kiro]

Washington.




It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.

A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. <-- What the fuck?

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Seattle laws: You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

[Lasitha]

With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.

I don't know if those laws posted before exist, and if they do, someone needs to review them XD.

I did find out most of them are from so long ago though.

[Anyway]

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

You may not slurp your soup.

Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

This is Jersey.

[Avvesione]

I liked the international laws, so I looked up Israel:

Bicycles may not ridden without a license.

If you have been maintaining an illegal radio station for five or more years, the station becomes legal.

It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach.

No loud voices or big lights are allowed during weekends.

Picking one's nose on the Sabbath is illegal.

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I'm also going to do Washington.

All lollipops are banned.

It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.

Persons may not wear a life jacket near the Spokane River.

And in Wilbur, Washington: You may not ride an ugly horse.

[edgarfigaro]

NC baby>.>

Sex laws:

While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.

It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.

Other than it's illegal to sing off key, no funny non sex ones.

[Chrissyestel]

You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

YES! I knew this bow and arrow would come in useful one day. Taking a break from the game for a few days while I go shoot me some welshmen. Viva Britain!

[Krandor]

Washington.




It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.

A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. <-- What the fuck?

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Seattle laws: You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

A few I found funny....

Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.

X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.

People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

Also that law about the pillow on buses is in place in a few cities on the East side of the state, i can't remember the exact ones though.

[Chreman]

Minnesota:

Oral sex is prohibited.

Oh shit.

[Kross]

actually the law about being illegal to turn right on a red light is still a violation in Quebec, which is a Canadian province (OMG WATS A PROVINCE LOL).

But Quebec has the worst fuckin drivers I've ever seen. Only in Quebec will a driver accelerate when seeing a pedestrian running across the street (except me, because no one fucks with me).

"I may nut bee aibel to tern on a Red Light, but god dammit I can go right thru eet!"