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  1. #1

    crab alien

    http://crabalien.ytmnsfw.com/

    ollll lol lol (x5)

    guess who's back
    back again
    i'm a crab
    alien

    now every crab report to the sea shore
    to the sea shore
    to the sea shore
    she sells sea shells by the sea shore
    by the sea shore


    by the sea shore


    asl are you for sexes chat?
    o m g i egg yoked on my cat
    helo i call your telephony, ok?

    helo
    ok
    ok
    ok

    lol lol lol lol
    no worries
    crab alien is gonna bring the soy
    chicky-chicky boom boom
    wiggy wiggy wam wam
    soy soy soy soy soy soy soy

    my meat is tasty n' good
    and it's lol lol lol
    fill your stomach with some bal-al-all
    on the floor laughing
    i am for asking
    tasty ladies basking
    on the bleachers

    on the bleachers
    screw your teacher
    give me sexes chat (or lol)
    i will lead you

    i put on my robe and wizard hat
    number one cliche for sexes chat

    now chop me up into crab sticks and fat
    extract the egg yoke from my ball sack
    what's that?
    lol lol lol lol
    time to retreat back to my home


    [chorus]
    now i'm gonna nip your ass
    if you pass
    up my sexes claws
    i'll make you lol
    lol lol lol
    crab alien rules the world.'

    now egg yoke it
    lol lol lol lol lol
    and poke it
    lol lol lol lol lol
    and choke it
    lol lol lol lol lol
    egg yoke it (lol lol)
    egg yoke it (lol lol)



    here i am from my home planet
    of crustatia i've got yoke
    in my ballsac and i can't get up
    from my back when i'm on it

    i walk sideways
    any whichway
    what the fuck do you expect from me
    lryics that rhyme? is you crazy?
    i'm a fucking crab you stupid dick

    helo girls would ya be up for some sexes chat?
    i'm sorry but i cannot remove my hat
    it's glued to my head and it's brownish-red
    you may be only 12 but i am not a ped

    now tell me your name girl
    i'm carrying a 9
    and i must warn you
    i am out of my mind
    i'm ready to shoot and i scare any bums

    helo

    lol lol lol

    and i'm gone


    [chorus]


    and here i was staring down
    the hottest girl
    i had ever seen
    she was kind of short
    walking blow-job
    and i unzipped my pants

    thrusting a bit harder
    kinda burned and charred her
    when i tried to light a cigarette
    using her hair and some kindling sticks
    she was not lol lol lol loling


    now this is the part where my crab breaks down
    after eating it again, how's that sound?
    feeling kind of sick? well i see you frown
    give me sexes chat and i will be like wow

    step bookem i'm straight off (??)
    hey i'm a crab
    i will bomb your pussy
    like an arab

    chicky-chicky-chicky-chicky-chicky-chicky-chicky-boom
    i'll make you wiggy-wam-wam
    chicky-chicky-chicky hmmm

    lol lol lol
    with my egg o' sperm
    wash it off afterwords
    for fear of germs

    give me sexes chat
    or i might just cry
    helo you ignore me?
    ok goodbye

    now every crab report to the seashore
    pick up these whores
    on the see-saw
    sideways walking
    always talking
    wanting sexes chat and lol lol lol lol

    [chorus]

    lol i'm a crab alien (x2)

    lol

    lol (x15)

    lol are you for sexes chat (x3)

    lol (xLOTS)

  2. #2

    holy crap that's hilarious, although strange as well o.O

  3. #3

    "i walk sideways
    any whichway
    what the fuck do you expect from me
    lryics that rhyme? is you crazy?
    i'm a fucking crab you stupid dick "


    HAHAHAH best lyrics ever.

  4. #4

    Thanks for the laugh.. I needed that..

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