The Save Niro Thread.

[Nirokun!]

man, I don't know but whenever i think of dudes fucking each other in the ass, I always wonder how pieces of shit don't go up their pee hole. Even if you make sure you take a shit b4 ramming up the poop hole, there is still going to be residue.

I can imagine how foreplay is like.


Tom and Bob come home from a romantic night out and begin to tease each other sexually. Both men got hard cocks and are ready to fuck but:

Tom: wait bob, I took a shit at the restaurant,
Bob: okay... Go clean yourself
30 min later, bobs cock is more limp then a rubber band
Tom: ok big boy, I'm ready Rawr.
Bob: night, I work tomorrow.


Vagina 1
Butt 0

Wash yourself correctly. Please.

Lets add a little more to this:

Take fiber. Eat things with a lot of fiber. Makes everything easier, and washes out easier. Tricks you learn from your friends are awesome

[Nirokun!]

How the hell can you call a vagina ugly, like dicks are cute or something?

Stop watching porn, they don't ALL look like that.

QFT. Think of vaginas in porn like a car with 200,000 miles on it. Not exactly the norm or something I'd be going after anyway.

Its a furry little meat hole thats slimy and bleeds every now and then. It has little meat flaps, and little meat bumbs. Inside the meat hole, is where babies live. Your babies. LETS FUCK OUR OWN KIDS HEADS! THEY WONT KNOW!

Its gross.

Penises are dry, come with a fun set of balls to play with, and do stuff (ZOMG THEY GET HARD ITS FUN TO WATCH!) And they shoot stuff!

Omg... balls... and a gun... all in one spot!? This is like a boys dream right there.

Joystick, or fun whole, what do you like more? I'll take my joystick, thanks.

[Lockecole]

How the hell can you call a vagina ugly, like dicks are cute or something?

Stop watching porn, they don't ALL look like that.

QFT. Think of vaginas in porn like a car with 200,000 miles on it. Not exactly the norm or something I'd be going after anyway.

Its a furry little meat hole thats slimy and bleeds every now and then. It has little meat flaps, and little meat bumbs. Inside the meat hole, is where babies live. Your babies. LETS FUCK OUR OWN KIDS HEADS! THEY WONT KNOW!

Its gross.

Penises are dry, come with a fun set of balls to play with, and do stuff (ZOMG THEY GET HARD ITS FUN TO WATCH!) And they shoot stuff!

Omg... balls... and a gun... all in one spot!? This is like a boys dream right there.

Joystick, or fun whole, what do you like more? I'll take my joystick, thanks.

No offence Niro...but I'm pretty sure you're a virgin, correct? Trust me I really commend you about that, it's something I aspired to and could never hold up on my side...but do you really think you're the best person to lecture people on what's yucky and what isn't?

A penis could be equally described in a nasty way, and trust me, a vagina isn't nearly as disgusting as the above stated on some people, and when you deal with the whole package (the woman and her fun hole) it all fits together better, trust me. Date an asian girl, you're a cute guy, give it a try. Their fun holes are much nicer. :wink:

[Elcura]

I don't think straight men view a vagina as "ugly", I mean, the only time it matters is when you're licking out, if you just stick your dick inside or are fingering her it doesn't matter.

Vagina's aren't ugly, some are, but most are niiiiice, little maintenence and little to no clean up. Good times.

Men and assholes must take a shit load of time to prepare from what you said, you can't just whip on a condom and fuck. That alone makes sex more boring for me, as you can't be as spontanious (car/toilet/anywhere sex ftw)

You want an ugly penis description? It's a worm with massive viens and 2 hairy balls that are wrinkly and bulgey. My own dick just fell off from typing that.

[Koga]

How the hell can you call a vagina ugly, like dicks are cute or something?

Stop watching porn, they don't ALL look like that.

QFT. Think of vaginas in porn like a car with 200,000 miles on it. Not exactly the norm or something I'd be going after anyway.

Its a furry little meat hole thats slimy and bleeds every now and then. It has little meat flaps, and little meat bumbs. Inside the meat hole, is where babies live. Your babies. LETS FUCK OUR OWN KIDS HEADS! THEY WONT KNOW!

Its gross.

Penises are dry, come with a fun set of balls to play with, and do stuff (ZOMG THEY GET HARD ITS FUN TO WATCH!) And they shoot stuff!

Omg... balls... and a gun... all in one spot!? This is like a boys dream right there.

Joystick, or fun whole, what do you like more? I'll take my joystick, thanks.

No offence Niro...but I'm pretty sure you're a virgin, correct? Trust me I really commend you about that, it's something I aspired to and could never hold up on my side...but do you really think you're the best person to lecture people on what's yucky and what isn't?

A penis could be equally described in a nasty way, and trust me, a vagina isn't nearly as disgusting as the above stated on some people, and when you deal with the whole package (the woman and her fun hole) it all fits together better, trust me. Date an asian girl, you're a cute guy, give it a try. Their fun holes are much nicer. :wink:

Don't question his crediability because your saying that he can't comment and then offering your comment with a counter viewpoint; just a tad on the calling the kettle black.

Your also acting as if he doesn't know what he wants.
It's simpe as ever... Look at gay porn.. Do you get hard? Now look at straight Porn.. do you get hard? (Maybe even lesbian since there is a guy in straight porn)

This is the save Niro Thread.
If you don't like it here there is our other thread that got nuked into nasty vids of chicks who can't give head the right way. :wink:

[Nirokun!]

How the hell can you call a vagina ugly, like dicks are cute or something?

Stop watching porn, they don't ALL look like that.

QFT. Think of vaginas in porn like a car with 200,000 miles on it. Not exactly the norm or something I'd be going after anyway.

Its a furry little meat hole thats slimy and bleeds every now and then. It has little meat flaps, and little meat bumbs. Inside the meat hole, is where babies live. Your babies. LETS FUCK OUR OWN KIDS HEADS! THEY WONT KNOW!

Its gross.

Penises are dry, come with a fun set of balls to play with, and do stuff (ZOMG THEY GET HARD ITS FUN TO WATCH!) And they shoot stuff!

Omg... balls... and a gun... all in one spot!? This is like a boys dream right there.

Joystick, or fun whole, what do you like more? I'll take my joystick, thanks.

No offence Niro...but I'm pretty sure you're a virgin, correct? Trust me I really commend you about that, it's something I aspired to and could never hold up on my side...but do you really think you're the best person to lecture people on what's yucky and what isn't?

A penis could be equally described in a nasty way, and trust me, a vagina isn't nearly as disgusting as the above stated on some people, and when you deal with the whole package (the woman and her fun hole) it all fits together better, trust me. Date an asian girl, you're a cute guy, give it a try. Their fun holes are much nicer. :wink:

yeah, virgin, still waiting for the right person ;o

The fact of the matter is that we're arguing preferences here, but some people dont argue with open minds. I for one, at a point in my life, debated what i really wanted, and considered straight, or gay, or something inbetween. I dunno about you, but i spent a good portion of my teenage years switching. I've settled on gay, but that doesnt mean i wanted to suck and fuck from the beginning. You have to romanticize the idea, for anyone. Poking your female friend in her private parts doesnt seem very natural when she bleeds and screams...but im sure beforehand, you were conditioned by older guys, or friends, or porn.

And yeah, i've thought about it. I didnt think blowjobs were in any way appealing, but i got to a point where i think they'd be a fun thing to do for my boyfriend. I used to think girls were for kissing and boys were for sex. But that was a long time ago, and I for one, considered both sides. I doubt anyone (who isnt gay or bi) actually does that in any significant way :/

(So yes i do think im someone who can have an opinion on what is 'yucky' and what isnt.)

The second paragraph, lalalala opinion opinion. I daresay they're equal, and its preference, but i doubt anyone would agree with me really, and would want to 'try it out', like i've been propositioned many a time...

[Koga]

I don't think straight men view a vagina as "ugly", I mean, the only time it matters is when you're licking out, if you just stick your dick inside or are fingering her it doesn't matter.

Vagina's aren't ugly, some are, but most are niiiiice, little maintenence and little to no clean up. Good times.

Men and assholes must take a shit load of time to prepare from what you said, you can't just whip on a condom and fuck. That alone makes sex more boring for me, as you can't be as spontanious (car/toilet/anywhere sex ftw)

You want an ugly penis description? It's a worm with massive viens and 2 hairy balls that are wrinkly and bulgey. My own dick just fell off from typing that.

You clean your ass out before you go out.
Unless your planning on picking up someone from your office and fucking them on your desk..
But other than that I can guarantee you that gay people are more spontaneous than you think.
I would post a longer description but I have to leave for work now, if you want a good idea of spontaneous gay lifestyle take notes from Brian Kenney from QAF or something along those line.
That's a pretty good idea about how we can be spontaneous if we feel like it verses not being sex dogs and having a lover that we see every night.

Last I checked, unless you are cheating on your Girlfriend/Boyfriend, sex is pretty much expected and not really spontaneous if you think about it.

And you sir just diswoned your dick. /slap

[Koga]

Less arguing.

More of this stuff

[Nirokun!]

I don't think straight men view a vagina as "ugly", I mean, the only time it matters is when you're licking out, if you just stick your dick inside or are fingering her it doesn't matter.

Vagina's aren't ugly, some are, but most are niiiiice, little maintenence and little to no clean up. Good times.

Men and assholes must take a shit load of time to prepare from what you said, you can't just whip on a condom and fuck. That alone makes sex more boring for me, as you can't be as spontanious (car/toilet/anywhere sex ftw)

You want an ugly penis description? It's a worm with massive viens and 2 hairy balls that are wrinkly and bulgey. My own dick just fell off from typing that.

Opinion. Then again, i dont think gay men think penises/butts are ugly, but thats my opinion, isnt it?

Opinion. I agree, little maintenence (shaving, periods), little/no cleanup, guess so, if you use a condom.

Doesnt take a lot of time really, if from the time when you showered, to when you had sex, you didnt have to take a shit, go for anal. If so, then just give eachother blowjobs, i dont think its really a bad alternative lol. I do agree there is a loss of spontineity (sp?) with anal sex, but on the run blowjobs are a lot less involved lol, and imo, really, sex in public isnt very legal...

Yay for opinions!

[Epical]

How the hell can you call a vagina ugly, like dicks are cute or something?

Stop watching porn, they don't ALL look like that.

QFT. Think of vaginas in porn like a car with 200,000 miles on it. Not exactly the norm or something I'd be going after anyway.

Its a furry little meat hole thats slimy and bleeds every now and then. It has little meat flaps, and little meat bumbs. Inside the meat hole, is where babies live. Your babies. LETS FUCK OUR OWN KIDS HEADS! THEY WONT KNOW!

Its gross.

Penises are dry, come with a fun set of balls to play with, and do stuff (ZOMG THEY GET HARD ITS FUN TO WATCH!) And they shoot stuff!

Omg... balls... and a gun... all in one spot!? This is like a boys dream right there.

Joystick, or fun whole, what do you like more? I'll take my joystick, thanks.

Are you serious? Dude, you're a fucking moron. You accuse vaginas of being nasty when the stuff that the asshole deals with is 100x worse? The stuff that comes out of the place you speak of is nothing but bacteria and waste. How is that better? The body rids itself of it because it offers nothing beneficial, yet you want to stick something in there... nevermind.

Furry: yes, but so is the asshole to some extent. It can be shaved.

Meat: Well it's not bone... what do you think the ass is?

Slimy: Uh, if she's "wet" before the lube comes out, play ball.

Bleeds: This is the best part rofl, when you have some illness and shit bloody poo for months, come back to this thread. Oh yeah, and this blood is the reason YOU'RE ALIVE!

"Lets fuck our own kids heads" -- are you actually being serious? Have you been smacked with a dick too many times? (it's probably best not to answer that)

[Elcura]

I don't think straight men view a vagina as "ugly", I mean, the only time it matters is when you're licking out, if you just stick your dick inside or are fingering her it doesn't matter.

Vagina's aren't ugly, some are, but most are niiiiice, little maintenence and little to no clean up. Good times.

Men and assholes must take a shit load of time to prepare from what you said, you can't just whip on a condom and fuck. That alone makes sex more boring for me, as you can't be as spontanious (car/toilet/anywhere sex ftw)

You want an ugly penis description? It's a worm with massive viens and 2 hairy balls that are wrinkly and bulgey. My own dick just fell off from typing that.

Opinion. Then again, i dont think gay men think penises/butts are ugly, but thats my opinion, isnt it?

Opinion. I agree, little maintenence (shaving, periods), little/no cleanup, guess so, if you use a condom.

Doesnt take a lot of time really, if from the time when you showered, to when you had sex, you didnt have to take a shit, go for anal. If so, then just give eachother blowjobs, i dont think its really a bad alternative lol. I do agree there is a loss of spontineity (sp?) with anal sex, but on the run blowjobs are a lot less involved lol, and imo, really, sex in public isnt very legal...

Yay for opinions!

This whole thread is an opinion really >.>;

Also women don't bleed and scream as much as you seem to think. The only women who seem to make excessive noise while fucking are asian women (especially japanese, GOD DAMN that's loud). But it's kinda easy to drown out the noise... but not when you're tired and she's screaming dumb shit, makes me wanna go home

[Lockecole]

Don't question his crediability because your saying that he can't comment and then offering your comment with a counter viewpoint; just a tad on the calling the kettle black.

I've had sex, and experienced it...I was merely saying that unless you've had first-hand experience with these things...its really hard to give an ACCURATE viewpoint. I don't see how its calling the kettle black.

Girls LOVE dicks, everything about them for the most part (the ones Ive been with) so obviously there's nothing disgusting about a dick, or most of them. Both can be viewed in a negative manner, but then again just about anything can be. I tend to lean towards the asshole being nasty opinion...cause seriously I think gay people just settle for it. I mean if you'd put your dick in the hole in which your excrement comes out of...basically anything would be up for dibs. Where would you draw the line?

With all that's said and done...I really can't further this discussion without moving into areas of it that we've already hit before, and matters of moral ambiguity. As far as penises, vaginas, and assholes...its ALL a matter of preferance though...wether you are straight or gay, so I dont really think its worth arguing over.

(i.e. The hottest girl at my work expressed that she loved given oral to anal pleasure...that REALLY turned off alot of guys there. Again it's just a matter of sexual preferance...straight, gay, or bi has nothing to do with anything in my opinion.)

[Nirokun!]

Are you serious? Dude, you're a fucking moron. You accuse vaginas of being nasty when the stuff that the asshole deals with is 100x worse? The stuff that comes out of the place you speak of is nothing but bacteria and waste. How is that better? The body rids itself of it because it offers nothing beneficial, yet you want to stick something in there... nevermind.

Furry: yes, but so is the asshole to some extent. It can be shaved.

Meat: Well it's not bone... what do you think the ass is?

Slimy: Uh, if she's "wet" before the lube comes out, play ball.

Bleeds: This is the best part rofl, when you have some illness and shit bloody poo for months, come back to this thread. Oh yeah, and this blood is the reason YOU'RE ALIVE!

"Lets fuck our own kids heads" -- are you actually being serious? Have you been smacked with a dick too many times? (it's probably best not to answer that)

You must really hate me, stalking me in every thread i happen to be in. Someone has a problem~

Lets start off, personal insults mean nothing, they just make you look stupid. If you're not gonna argue intelligently about what goes on in threads, just leave, its really that simple.

100x you say? Can you show me the math? Again, this looks a lot like opinion, which of course is welcome in my thread, but please, read, I SAID FUCKING CLEAN YOURSELF AND ITS MAGICALLY GONE. Learn to shower... and learn to read, i made up for this stupid argument already.

Bacteria and waste also come out of a girls' vagina. Did you not know that? But hey, they clean their vaginas, you probably dont clean your ass out, thats gross...

Nobody said the ass wasnt a meat whole, i was just describing the ass...

Lube is tasteless, a mucous is not.

I dont shit blood. Your argument fails. And just because i came out of a vagina, doesnt mean i want to fuck it, thats incest you nasty mother fucker.

the rest, blah blah blah

Do yourself a favor, dont respond to threads with anything gay, your ignorance is showing

[Not Kuno]

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[Nirokun!]

Don't question his crediability because your saying that he can't comment and then offering your comment with a counter viewpoint; just a tad on the calling the kettle black.

I've had sex, and experienced it...I was merely saying that unless you've had first-hand experience with these things...its really hard to give an ACCURATE viewpoint. I don't see how its calling the kettle black.

Girls LOVE dicks, everything about them for the most part (the ones Ive been with) so obviously there's nothing disgusting about a dick, or most of them. Both can be viewed in a negative manner, but then again just about anything can be. I tend to lean towards the asshole being nasty opinion...cause seriously I think gay people just settle for it. I mean if you'd put your dick in the hole in which your excrement comes out of...basically anything would be up for dibs. Where would you draw the line?

With all that's said and done...I really can't further this discussion without moving into areas of it that we've already hit before, and matters of moral ambiguity. As far as penises, vaginas, and assholes...its ALL a matter of preferance though...wether you are straight or gay, so I dont really think its worth arguing over.

(i.e. The hottest girl at my work expressed that she loved given oral to anal pleasure...that REALLY turned off alot of guys there. Again it's just a matter of sexual preferance...straight, gay, or bi has nothing to do with anything in my opinion.)

well my viewpoint is one that has debated both sides, and i dont think a straight person (in our society) really judges a homosexual view critically.

All the girls i've talked to who've had sex say they like the way it feels, just not the way it looks. Opinions differ i guess.

Excrement comes out of vaginas too... but again, proper cleaning and lubrication to enjoy your new ass, sure it takes some practice to get the routine down, but so did shaving, and riding a bike. Open your minds

(Just thought about being spontaneous: Spontaneity (god sp???) is so relative, you have to take those clothes off, she has to pull her tampon out, you have to unwrap that condom, a little foreplay... its not really that spontaneous. but that's relative to the person involved lol [imo the taboo with gay sex OWNS HARDCORE some random spontaneity with straight sex rofl])

Talking with Lockecole is much preferred to Epical, he's a boy that thinks (*'-')

[Nirokun!]

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[raginbull]

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[Brendam]

Niro, remember that one time in ROTP chat you asked me what a Vagina tasted like?

[Ankiseth]

I do somewhat agree with Locke saying that until you have actually experienced it Niro that you can't totally be sure of your opinion on sex and the spontaneity of it.

On the topic of spontaneity, you're giving the longest scenario possible of what leads up to sex. Don't have to take clothes off if she wears a skirt, no tampon unless you're just asking to get blood all over you, and no condom if she's your girl and takes birth control. Takes about 15 seconds for me to bend her over and pull down her pants and panties, 10 if she wears a skirt, so it doesn't take that long =P

And about the whole anal/vaginal thing, I think Locke was pretty smart when he said it is just what guys settle for because it is all guys have. If a guy had two holes, and one of them didn't produce fecal matter on a daily basis, would you use the other generally? Probably so. However, how it feels is also something you have to take into account because some women like getting anal more than vaginal, so I can see why gays don't mind it at all.

Sure it is kinda disgusting to me because I'm straight, and I'd never do anal even if my girlfriend wanted me to, but I can see why a gay person would think it's hot.