The Save Niro Thread.

[Nirokun!]

Niro, remember that one time in ROTP chat you asked me what a Vagina tasted like?

yeah you said pennies! :D

[Nirokun!]

this is for you niro

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[Nirokun!]

I do somewhat agree with Locke saying that until you have actually experienced it Niro that you can't totally be sure of your opinion on sex and the spontaneity of it.

On the topic of spontaneity, you're giving the longest scenario possible of what leads up to sex. Don't have to take clothes off if she wears a skirt, no tampon unless you're just asking to get blood all over you, and no condom if she's your girl and takes birth control. Takes about 15 seconds for me to bend her over and pull down her pants and panties, 10 if she wears a skirt, so it doesn't take that long =P

And about the whole anal/vaginal thing, I think Locke was pretty smart when he said it is just what guys settle for because it is all guys have. If a guy had two holes, and one of them didn't produce fecal matter on a daily basis, would you use the other generally? Probably so. However, how it feels is also something you have to take into account because some women like getting anal more than vaginal, so I can see why gays don't mind it at all.

Sure it is kinda disgusting to me because I'm straight, and I'd never do anal even if my girlfriend wanted me to, but I can see why a gay person would think it's hot.

i understand that, but its not like its some incredible mystery lol, i know what goes on (*'-') of course not 'totally', but then again, each experience is unique, and knowing 'totally' how everything is going to go and feel, well that just isnt possible for anyone

I guess thats just one of the beauties of anal sex, you have to build up to penetration. Personally, i really... really dont think thats a bad thing lol

This next thing i agree with, but i said before, romanticizing the idea of anal sex, well, its something i've done; i never thought i'd like the idea until...well >_> i had dreams >_>! and eventually bought a toy early last semester with my girlfriends as my accomplices rofl

[Nirokun!]

(Sorry for posting so much, but i feel its important to talk to each and every one of you lol and Koga went to work he said (*'-') i dunno, i like this thread :D)

(gonna go eat lunch now, afk bbl to respond to you guys <3)

[Not Kuno]

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[Arthen]

90% of the heterosexuals in this thread are probably insecure about their own sexuality.

[Volken]

90% of the heterosexuals in this thread are probably insecure about their own sexuality.

90% of people who are wrong think they are right.

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[Anyway]

Sex panther, it works 72% of the time... every time.

[Anyway]

Oh and by the way, a warning to the gays. If you have anal sex on a regular basis, when you get older, your asshole muscles will become weak and you'll shit when you don't want to. It's a fact, I'm not making it up.

[Epical]

Lets start off, personal insults mean nothing, they just make you look stupid. If you're not gonna argue intelligently about what goes on in threads, just leave, its really that simple.

thats incest you nasty mother fucker

100x you say? Can you show me the math?

Wow, way to take everything literally. GJ!

Bacteria and waste also come out of a girls' vagina.

I'm not going to sit here and say I know everything about vaginas, but I do know that the ass is for one purpose only, and the vagina is not. This bacteria that comes from the vagina you speak of is obviously not nearly as ...gross... as the ass's.

I dont shit blood. Your argument fails. And just because i came out of a vagina, doesnt mean i want to fuck it

Uh, I would assume you don't, but you can. And I never said blood from a vagina would make you want to fuck it. That's just you.


I am now realizing that arguing with a gay person about why vaginas are good and asses are bad is like trying to argue to a Nazi about why Jews are good and Aryans (spelling) are bad. You can pump out your ass all you want, I don't care.

[Nirokun!]

Oh and by the way, a warning to the gays. If you have anal sex on a regular basis, when you get older, your asshole muscles will become weak and you'll shit when you don't want to. It's a fact, I'm not making it up.

warning to the straights, when you get older, your women, as described by demetrick, will feel like, as far as i can remember, "a bucket of warm water" lol

[Anyway]

That's the women, not me. I'd rather fuck a bucket of water then have shit running down my legs as I walk down the street. Next.

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I actually unequiped all my gear, and let that train kill me, because I forgot a scroll of warp/cudgel. So, unfortunately, that train REALLY was necessary.

[Nirokun!]

[quote=Epical]

Lets start off, personal insults mean nothing, they just make you look stupid. If you're not gonna argue intelligently about what goes on in threads, just leave, its really that simple.

thats incest you nasty mother fucker

100x you say? Can you show me the math?

Wow, way to take everything literally. GJ!

Bacteria and waste also come out of a girls' vagina.

I'm not going to sit here and say I know everything about vaginas, but I do know that the ass is for one purpose only, and the vagina is not. This bacteria that comes from the vagina you speak of is obviously not nearly as ...gross... as the ass's.

I dont shit blood. Your argument fails. And just because i came out of a vagina, doesnt mean i want to fuck it

Uh, I would assume you don't, but you can. And I never said blood from a vagina would make you want to fuck it. That's just you.


I am now realizing that arguing with a gay person about why vaginas are good and asses are bad is like trying to argue to a Nazi about why Jews are good and Aryans (spelling) are bad. You can pump out your ass all you want, I don't care.[/quote:4a36e]

Calling me a moron for disagreeing with you is different than me calling you a nasty mother fucker for insinuating incest. Buf if you think they're the same, to each his own...

Sure, the ass has one purpose, but so does a penis. But im sure you dont enjoy blowjobs because well... the penis has one use only, AND THATS TO MAKE BABIES LAWL

The idea behind that argument still stands. All the blood and 'nastiness' (my opinion) makes me not -want- to have sex with it... Sure i could have sex with a girl, but just because i -can- doesnt mean i -want- to...

blah blah blah arguing intelligently is not your strong point :/

[Nirokun!]

That's the women, not me. I'd rather fuck a bucket of water then have shit running down my legs as I walk down the street. Next.

incontenance is a normal part of getting old lol

old ppl diapers happens to most everyone at some point if you live that long :D

[SilverBreeze]

wha? I've never met a dude who was embarrased by saying he ate pussy before. I mean if the chick is hot and good looking then why the fuck not. If anything you better say you did because if you didn't THEN that would be embarrasing.



this thread owns lol

In comparison, I've never heard a guy openly admit he eats pussy and enjoys it, maybe I only hear from the guys who don't like it / don't do it. Oh well. At least its good to hear that some do, I really never understood the "Blowjobs are good but Eating a girl out is gross" kind of arguement. Or how you could deem one more gross than another. One thing to agree on is that they are both enjoyable =p

I'm not even commenting on the whole poo thing, just clean your ass, its not as hard as people think, unless you guys are scared that it makes you gay to clean your asshole or something. Although Nirokun does speak the truth when it comes to fiber.

Its a furry little meat hole thats slimy and bleeds every now and then. It has little meat flaps, and little meat bumbs. Inside the meat hole, is where babies live. Your babies. LETS FUCK OUR OWN KIDS HEADS! THEY WONT KNOW!

Its gross.

Penises are dry, come with a fun set of balls to play with, and do stuff (ZOMG THEY GET HARD ITS FUN TO WATCH!) And they shoot stuff!

Omg... balls... and a gun... all in one spot!? This is like a boys dream right there.

Joystick, or fun whole, what do you like more? I'll take my joystick, thanks.

First off, everyone has pubic hair, and last time I checked, most guys grow hair around their anus and inside as well, so that's a moot point really. Also, theres a thing called shaving, and alot of people actually do it. So let's just disregard the fur part of this arguement.

Slimy, uh... I don't really know what to say about that. There are two glands, on either side of the vagina near its opening, that are sometimes purported to make a lubrication type fluid in anticipation of sex. It's clear and thin and maybe strong or weak depending on the girl. It washes out with water, and it becomes sticky if it dries. Does that freaking ring a bell to anyone? Oh it couldn't be Lube. Oh wait, its the same thing that comes in the bottle essentially, cept its free and if the girl takes care of herself properly, the smell of it should be arousing to a male. Although if it is slimy, you might want to get your girl checked out. It's more slippery than slimy.

Meat flaps... if you mean the lips on a vagina then you have meat flaps on your face. I don't see anything wrong with the labia on a vagina or how they can have any detrimental effect on sex. Meat bumps, I assume you mean the clitoris, and if you're a guy who likes to make your girl feel good, you need to make that your best friend. Once again, I don't see what's bad about it. Stop watching porn, those pussies are ugly as sin and make us all look bad.

As for penises, its a crooked extension of the male body, with ugly throbbing veins and a disfigured looking head, and PLEASE don't let me start talking about uncircumsized guys, thats a whole new level of gross and ugly. Balls are hairy and ugly. And you're so quick to talk about girls being slimy, what the hell do you think semen has the consistency of? Please note I was being extremely negative in the previous statement, I AM NOT a lesbian, I love penis as much as the next girl. I was just showing how a negative viewpoint on a penis and a vagina can be alike, but if you're attracted to a sex, you usually like the appearance of their genetalia, not hate it

Although admittedly watching a penis get hard is slightly entertaining and cute ^_^, I mean... shut up.

As for bleeding and periods, I really don't want to get into that. 3-5 days out of the month girls have their menstrual cycle and all of a sudden its the end of the world. Hell some girls even want sex more during this time, just make sure she cleans (or douches) and put a condom on and go for it if she wants it. (Some of the things that exit the vagina during this time can easily irritate the skin on a penis).

You have to romanticize the idea, for anyone. Poking your female friend in her private parts doesnt seem very natural when she bleeds and screams...but im sure beforehand, you were conditioned by older guys, or friends, or porn.

Its natural for there to be pain when a girl has sex her first couple of times, at that point most girls haven't had anything bigger than a tampon or a finger in there, let alone a penis, just take it slow. (You don't just line up your boyfriend and ram into him, so don't do it with a girl). As for screaming, it could be bad screams or good screams. Either way its your fault, (Pain cause you're going to fast, or good screams cause you're doing a good job.) so make sure you know the difference.

Niro, remember that one time in ROTP chat you asked me what a Vagina tasted like?

yeah you said pennies! :D

Oh my god... no comment lol....

As for the little Epical and Nirokun arguement, I can see where you both stand. The anus is only for getting rid of waste, and girls don't urinate out of the same place you're sticking your penis, so that's a moot point. You need to aim lower heh. The only real thing that comes out of a vagina is when she's on her cycle. Either way, just clean your ass out of you want to do it in the butt, and even so if you clean it, its still advisable to use a condom, just because of the bacteria that lives in there.

- Lube tastes like crap.
- Lube from a female tastes like pennies like we've been informed... orz.

That's the women, not me. I'd rather fuck a bucket of water then have shit running down my legs as I walk down the street. Next.

I just fell outta my chair.

Ok I'm shutting up for now hehe, I went to sleep last night and I had to catch up hince the long post. I have nothing against gays, I'm all for people doing what they want as long as its legal and they are happy, so if you're attracted to men, thats you. I hope my post wasn't too opinionated, I tried my best to state facts.

[Lockecole]

I really think we've gotten off track. If you think being gay is wrong...then think that. If you think its a sexual disorder like anyother, think that. But to argue sexual preferances (i.e. wether or not a penis is ugly, wether or not an ass is a viable place to stick a penis.) are just that. PREFERANCES.

These are not differences that only gay and straight people disagree on. Many women have fantasies about pounding their man in the ass, many women don't want anything to do with anal sex...in any shape or form. I think we seriously got off of gay or straight and onto sexual preferance in a generic sense so long ago...and you guys didnt notice it.

[SilverBreeze]

I really think we've gotten off track. If you think being gay is wrong...then think that. If you think its a sexual disorder like anyother, think that. But to argue sexual preferances (i.e. wether or not a penis is ugly, wether or not an ass is a viable place to stick a penis.) are just that. PREFERANCES.

These are not differences that only gay and straight people disagree on. Many women have fantasies about pounding their man in the ass, many women don't want anything to do with anal sex...in any shape or form. I think we seriously got off of gay or straight and onto sexual preferance in a generic sense so long ago...and you guys didnt notice it.

Agreed. People will always have different views on homosexuality though, there will always be people who think its wrong etc etc. And there will always be people who think penises and vaginas are ugly (cause they truly are, some moreso than others) but its kinda funny to see the arguements on it.

Some girls want to do their man in the ass, mostly cause some want to feel some kind of dominance sometime and change roles, and as much as some guys like lesbian porn, there are some girls who like to watch guys go at it, or even fantasize about it. Some girls like anal and prefer it over vaginal penetration, and some have their mind set on EXIT ONRY And that's that. It's sexual preferance amoug other things. This topic has gotten off a bit, mostly cause of some of the homophobic guys and some that think pussy + penis is the only way, and try to force their opinion on others. (Not pointing fingers.)

[Elcura]

I'm all for gay couples, I think it's fine that a man would give another man anal (there aren't that many options after all).

It's just annoying to see (some) homosexuals put down something as beautiful as woman (and consequently pussy too) and make it sound like butt sex is the only way to go, just because they see it another way. I know it's an opinion, but when someone says they like vaginal sex you shouldn't go "EWWW NASTY VAGINAS". That's the same as a straight person going "LOL U DO IT UP ANOTHER MANS ASS LOL!"

Fact of this thread is listen to Locke, he makes such a good point. Be happy to get your orgasms, be happy to make other people orgasm, don't bash a viable way of doing it (it was fun to debate before, but honestly we've done the whole gay thing before).

[Anyway]

That's the women, not me. I'd rather fuck a bucket of water then have shit running down my legs as I walk down the street. Next.

incontenance is a normal part of getting old lol

old ppl diapers happens to most everyone at some point if you live that long :D

No you misunderstood, I didn't mean like 80. I meant 55ish.