Outrageously offensive, misogynist thread (NSFW)

**Insanecyclone** · 2006-02-26 21:59

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TT · 2006-02-26 21:59

oh dear

**untouchable** · 2006-02-26 22:08

............LLLLOOOOLLLL

**Hirronimus** · 2006-02-26 22:09

He's making two mistakes. He's fucking a Bastokan and she's a DRG!

**Russta** · 2006-02-26 22:37

Originally Posted by Hirronimus

He's making two mistakes. He's fucking a Bastokan and she's a DRG!

Hume too, three.

**Insanecyclone** · 2006-02-26 22:48

**edgarfigaro** · 2006-02-26 22:49

Originally Posted by Russta

Originally Posted by Hirronimus

He's making two mistakes. He's fucking a Bastokan and she's a DRG!

Hume too, three.

I believe that's considered "trading up" for elvaan.

**Elemmire** · 2006-02-26 23:02

wait.. how do you know she's a DRG O.o

**Idlepimp** · 2006-02-26 23:26

Originally Posted by Elemmire

wait.. how do you know she's a DRG O.o

boots

**Elemmire** · 2006-02-26 23:47

wow.. didn't even notice those XD

**DeusNoctis** · 2006-02-26 23:51

Originally Posted by Insanelol

http://tune.ache-bang.com/~vg/modules/g ... arusex.gif

That should be considered CP. :S

**Wulf** · 2006-02-27 00:42

Type 2 Invasion block RUG Opposition for the win. Couldn't beat me

**Maguspk** · 2006-02-27 00:49

Originally Posted by Anyway

Elf deck is so noob. I won lots of tournaments with my type 2(at the time, right before mirrodin) zombie deck. Nobody played like my zombies. Was filled with every zombie that you can think of that cost 1 or 2 mana, then all the rest were zombies that had "sacrifice and get w/e" ability. I'd then get 1 or 2 of the zombie that had "whenever a zombie hits graveyard, opponent loses 1 life." into play. So I'd have 8 or 9 or 10 small zombies, attack, hit with like 6 of them for 6 life, sacrifice them all for another 11 or 12.

I raped loooots of peeps.

I also had a blue counter deck. hoodwinks and shit. i sold it awhile back though, forgot the whole strat behind the deck. Damn I miss magic, i should start again soon.

**supaswimma** · 2006-02-27 00:54

Originally Posted by Insanelol

lazy bitches these days dont even finish their af quests

**Daahan** · 2006-02-27 01:31

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**Crovus** · 2006-02-27 02:12

Zombie Decks FTW...
Lord of the Undead (1B T, Return target zombie from your graveyard to your hand)
Carrion Feeder (Carrion Feeder cannot block, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Carrion Feeder)
Vengeful Dead (Whenever a zombie is sent to the graveyard from play, all oppoents lose 1 life),
Zombie Warchief (Zombie spells cost you 1 less to play. All zombies get +2/+1)
Shepard of Rot (T, Each player loses 1 life for each zombie in play).
Grave Pact (Whenever one of your creatures goes to the graveyard, all oppoents must sacrifice a creature)
Breeding pit (durring your upkeep pay BB or bury Breeding Pit, at the end of your turn, put a 0/1 Thrull token into play)
and Contamination (All lands produce B instead of their original type and amount. Durring your upkeep, sacrifice a creature, or bury Contamination)