View Poll Results: What is the best Religion?

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  • The one where you get to kill people in the name of your God.

    19 47.50%
  • The one where you get to believe in made up stuff that flies in the face of scientific evidence.

    5 12.50%
  • Scientology.

    16 40.00%
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  1. #1
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    Religion Poll.

    Someone else should start a Best Race and Best Gender poll.

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    organized religion is the suck

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    Killing in the name of God works for me.

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    Nice rod Xavier.

    Scientology ftw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gafgarionn

    Scientology ftw

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    I'm not for killing in the name of God.

    I'll take the stuff thats too meaningful to be understood by something as primitive as science for $1000, Trebek.

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    Killing in the name of god... *can't wait for concealed weapons to be passed in Wisconsin...* Btw, perfect way to deal with Jehova's witnesses... Get a gun, dismantle it, and put it in a box underneath your table in your living room... invite them in, and just start cleaning the gun while they're talking, assembling it. Chances are, they'll stumble over eachother trying to get out of your house.

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    i know this topic is a joke but do you people even know what scientology is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yummy
    i know this topic is a joke but do you people even know what scientology is?
    Does anyone? I think it has to do with toe fungus, atom bombs, and Richard Simmons.

  10. #10

    Quote Originally Posted by Yummy
    i know this topic is a joke but do you people even know what scientology is?
    no one knows until you pay them to tell you

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    Saint Daahan Von Quitter the 1st
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    what's the name of scientology's messiah again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    what's the name of scientology's messiah again?
    Tom Cruise I think

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    I, sadly, cannot vote on this poll. Religion is a topic I will not touch.

  14. #14

    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    what's the name of scientology's messiah again?
    L. Ron Hubbard? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaede
    Quote Originally Posted by Yummy
    i know this topic is a joke but do you people even know what scientology is?
    Does anyone? I think it has to do with toe fungus, atom bombs, and Richard Simmons.
    You forgot Joan Rivers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Americayankee
    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    what's the name of scientology's messiah again?
    L. Ron Hubbard? lol
    Everything you need to know about scientology can be learned from an episode of southpark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inverse
    organized religion is the suck

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    Saint Daahan Von Quitter the 1st
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    lets just all be friends and speak esperanto together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    lets just all be friends and speak esperanto together.
    Omg, stop pushing your beliefs onto me. /slash wrists

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    I'll take the stuff thats too meaningful to be understood by something as primitive as science for $1000, Trebek.
    Oh the irony...

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