How far can you ejaculate?

[Iku]

This poll is a sequel to "How long is your penis?" and the horrible prequel " How wide is your vagina".

Since there are so many people lie about their penis' s size, i hope people will be honest about their vote on this poll.

How to take this test?

You need a measure tape, and a clean towel.

1. Draw a line. Put both feet together and make a spot there ( which is visible to your eyes ). This will be Then pick your favorite position but do not stray away from the marked spot.

2. Now take off your pants and start jacking off ( or asking your gf for her help. I just assume that you are one of those fat guys that cant get a gf ) until your organsm.


3. Use the tape to measure the distance from the marked spot to the furthest drop of your sperm.


Does "How far can you ejaculate" test matter? Yes it does. It usually indicated how often you have orgasm ( either sex or self-pleasure).


So BE HONEST!

[Sekkite]

What the hell is this shit

This thread fails.

[Lordwafik]

ugh

semen disgusts me as it is, the last thing i'd wanna do is put a ruler / measuring tape up to it.

[Yummy]

which ever answer you choose, the answers after it will be true as well... and what if i can go further than 5 feet huh?

[Zigma]

which ever answer you choose, the answers after it will be true as well... and what if i can go further than 5 feet huh?

go check out the world record lol

[Izzy]

What if you can't ejaculate?

[Lordwafik]

What if you can't ejaculate?

snip snip

[Justice]

this is seriously going to far

[Hirronimus]

lol No shit and I'm being threatened to be banned again for pointing out the fact that these kinda of topics still exist.

[Nirokun!]

this is lame :/

[Nasi]

lol even if ou are snipped you can still gooo but there is just no swimers in the gooo

[Byrd]

go check out the world record lol

There's a world record? They track these things?

....

Does Peter North hold it? Or is he just in there for volume?

[mrfridays]

go check out the world record lol

There's a world record? They track these things?

....

Does Peter North hold it? Or is he just in there for volume?

Peter North could break up a large crowd with his stream. Watching him pop is like watching 1960's civil rights protest footage.

[Byrd]

Peter North could drown a large crowd with his stream.

Fixed.

An ESPN.com columnist was giving certain football players his own postseason awards. He granted one the "Peter North Award for Most Explosive Finish." Good stuff.

[Koga]

this is lame :/

[Maguspk]

go check out the world record lol

There's a world record? They track these things?

....

Does Peter North hold it? Or is he just in there for volume?

Peter North could break up a large crowd with his stream. Watching him pop is like watching 1960's civil rights protest footage.

You win the thread. Even if half the thread readers aren't educated enough to get the joke, haha

[Cleveland]

go check out the world record lol

There's a world record? They track these things?

....

Does Peter North hold it? Or is he just in there for volume?

Thats not even the half of it. They track more than distance. My personal favorite is muzzel velocity.

[Maguspk]

go check out the world record lol

There's a world record? They track these things?

....

Does Peter North hold it? Or is he just in there for volume?

Thats not even the half of it. They track more than distance. My personal favorite is muzzel velocity.

roflmao, I learned how to do that in Physics a few months ago rofl, go go Applied Physics!

[Nirokun!]

...? wtf are straight guys watching this stuff for? its really gay, you're focusing on the man..

[Maguspk]

...? wtf are straight guys watching this stuff for? its really gay, you're focusing on the man..

Watching what?