View Poll Results: How far can you ejaculate?

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  1. #21
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    Intensity of cumming is really about how turned on you are.

    Takin your pants off to take this test and goin at yourself (assuming someone actually did) wont really show real results.



    ...and why the hell would you care?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirokun!
    ...? wtf are straight guys watching this stuff for? its really gay, you're focusing on the man..
    So is prefering guy on girl porn over girl on girl porn homosexual?

    Honestly, homosexuality is a degree, not a true or false switch on the back of each person. Having seen it doesn't mean you'd want to be violated in the ass by another guy's wang.

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    I applaud you Shaede. One day people will realize that there is nothing, no video, no song, no discussion that can or will alter who you are (sexual prefrence included). Sit a straight man down in front of a 10 hour gay porn-a-thon and ten hours later you'll have a bored straight guy.

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    7:15 PM - Hot shower using anti-bacterial soap. I shaved my scrotum and used a very hot shower spray on my balls to allow them to hang down freely. Massaged and stretched the balls so they hung down in the bottom of the scrotum.

    7:35 PM - Really getting excited now. Pre-cum is starting to drip from my cock. My genital area is red from the hot shower and my balls are hanging down as far as they ever have. I washed the genital area with liberal dose of rubbing alcohol. Wow!, a real experience after shaving. I used a 2 inch wide elastic bandage to wrap tightly around my scrotum forcing my balls securely against the botton of my sack. The scrotal veins are really standing out through the thin skin. I massaged my balls some more and laid out the equipent on a clean towel. I placed a fresh bath towel on the bed.

    7:40 PM - I wanted to inject 6 cc of liquid into each testicle, which I understood was about the maximum that should be done. My right nut is 2 1/4" long and 1 3/4" wide with the other one slightly smaller. I wiped the top of the Xylocaine solution with a pre-packaged alcohol wipe. I pulled the syringe plunger back to its limit, 3 cc. I inserted the needle into the solution bottle, pushed the air out of the syringe into the bottle and inverted the bottle. Pulling back slowly on the syringe I watched the clear liquid flow in, knowing that very shortly it would be in the middle of my left nut.

    7:43 PM - I reclined on the bed with my legs spread wide and firmly held my balls in my left hand. My object of attention was my smaller left testicle. I placed the needle against the scrotal skin near the bottom and directed it in a line that would take it towards the middle of my nut. I went slowly and felt a definite sharp pain as the needle pushed against and then penetrated the thin scrotal skin. There was not any bleeding and I renewed pushing the needle. I felt it go through another layer of tissue with a pain that radiated to the base of my cock and into my left leg. After this the needle seemed to go easier, but I was definitely aware that it was penetrating my nut. Wow, an incredibly intense but pleasurable pain. It was amazing to watch the needle bury its way into such a delicate area. I stopped the 1 1/2" needle about 1/4" from being fully inserted. This would put it slightly past the half way point inside my testicle.

    7:44 PM? (I am not sure of the time. I had been trying to make mental notes of when things happened, but I bacame preoccupied with the needle that was impaled in my nut.) The precum is really flowing now. I pulled back slightly on the syringe and did not find any blood. I then began pushing the syringe slowly. The first feeling is hard to describe, but was a dull pain radiating from my left testicle as the fluid started its expansion of my nut. I took it steady but slow, and was amazed to watch the smaller testicle grow to the size of my right one, and then become larger. I could feel the numbing effect of the Xylocaine start after releasing about half of the syringe into its surrounding tissue. Again, it is hard to describe. The initial dull pain changed to a full feeling as the testicle took on its load of liquid internally and expanded. A fullness that is very erotic!! I slowly withdrew the needle. A small drop of blood appeared and was wiped with an alcohol wipe. I massaged the left testicle, but could not feel anything. Incredible feeling of squeezing your nut hard enough to normally make you scream, but not feel anything.

    7:50 PM - I refilled the syringe with another 3 cc of the liquid, wiped off the scrotum again with alcohol, reclined and held the now smaller right nut. I repeated the procedure of feeling pain of the needle penetrating the scrotal skin. However, before the needle entered very far, the pain became unbearable and I removed the needle. A fair amount of blood flowed and was caught with a hand towel present for that purpose. The bleeding stopped within a very short time. I cleaned the area again with alcohol and got ready for the next try. I tried a location slightly above the last try, and got it going in fine. It required more force to penetrate the right testicle compared to the left one, and with somewhat more pain. The pain lessens as the needle gets deeper. It is most intense closer to the surface. As I started injecting the Xylocaine, I feel the same dull pain as the left nut had. I can feel the inner pressure starting to build and then the effects of the Xylocaine start numbing the testicle. It is the most erotic sight to see the testicle grow as the liquid flows. The tight scrotal skin cannot hold it back and the veins become more obvious. After the syringe is emptied of its load, the right testicle has now assumed it correct relationship as the largest. I withdraw the needle and wipe with alcohol. Massaging both testicles is an incredible experience. You can feel them with your fingers, but they cannot feel your fingers. I spend some time playing with the swollen jewels.

    8:00 PM - I refill the syringe with another 3 cc of the Xylocaine, recline and position the needle on the left nut slightly above the site of the original penetration. The scrotal skin is still sensitive to pain, but once the needle gets to the testicle, I am not aware that it invading the innermost part of my testicle. Once the needle is to the desired point, I slowly release the liquid and watch my testicle expand even more. I can feel something, but it must be the scrotal skin being stretched by the expanding testicle. This second injection makes a total of 6 cc in the left nut. It really is erotic to see. The left one is now the larger again. I withdraw the syringe and massage them some more.

    8:10 PM - I refill the syringe to its limit for the fourth time and inject the right testicle giving it a total 6 cc load. It swells back in the lead as to size, and really looks impressive. I want to go bigger, but better not push it. I release the elastic bandage, and let my swollen testicles swing free. It is the strangest feeling seeing and touching your nuts, but the testicles not being able to feel your fingers. I can only think that this is what it would be like being castrated. (It is erotic to temporarily lose the feeling in your nuts, but I definitely do not want to lose them. The pleasure of feeling them between your legs and swinging when fucking is a higher priority.) The sensitivity of the scrotal skin seems to be dimished slightly, but still hurts if you pinch it.

    8:15 PM - I am so horny that I decide to make two injections (3cc each) into my cock. The first is deposited on the top of my cock about an inch from my body. The first bit of Xylocaine causes a strange feeling that radiates towards the head of my cock. It only lasts a few seconds. I can see the skin swelling in an area slightly larger than a quarter. The pain is not nearly as strong as when the needle was impaled in my testicles the first time. The liquid spreads out more than I expected. The second load is deposited into the most sensitive spot on a cock, on the underside just behind the head. The needle is definitely felt as it penetrates the skin. The entire area is soon deadened. If someone had a problem with cuming too soon, this would definitely help. But the fun would be gone since there is no feeling.

    8:25 PM - I stand in front of a mirror and enjoy the size of my testicles. Wish they were that size all the time. They are still totally without feeling. Very erotic!! I spend some time massaging them and enjoying the sensation. I think about jacking off, but decide to save the load for later. There is no discomfort. I put on a pair of boxer shorts so as to let the testicles to swing free. I get dressed and notice that as I walk I cannot detect the presence of my testicles. I try sitting and make sure that my nuts are dropped down between my legs. I close my legs and make my knees touch. My testicles are not there!! Strange feeling! I reach my hand down and make sure that they are still there. I do a little walking and enjoy the feeling.

    9:30 PM - A dull ache is starting to present itself in the left side of my groin area. My testicles are now able to detect squeezing.

    9:50 PM - My testicles are very tender, especially the left one. There is a dull ache in the entire genital area, but it is fairly mild. The feeling is almost exactly like "blue balls" when you go without a climax for a long period of time. They are definitely shrinking in size from their maximum just after being filled.

    10:30 PM - The testicles are down to almost normal size (shucks). Still tender but getting better. I wonder how saline would feel instead of Xylocaine? It would surely hurt more since it would not have any deadening agent. That will be my next attempt. I also want to try injecting as much sterile saline solution as my scrotum will hold. I wonder what it would feel like to have 6 cc of saline in each testicle and a grapefruit sized load of saline in my scrotum.

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    i thought all that was leading up to him to breaking the world record for ejaculation distance

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    This is not an exaggeration or said for any sort of dramatic effect:

    Reading that actually made me feel a throbbing pain, and made me cringe. If someone said "stick a syringe in your nut" I'd have past over it, but the detail, the obvious truth that someone slowly inserted a sharpened piece of steel into their ball and described it in such detail...

    I am very impressed Zigma. I truely am. Many have tried (movies, friends giving me snuff movies, etc.), and many have failed...but you Sir...have made me squirm.

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    I cringed from the first paragraph to the last paragraph reading that.

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    glad i could help

  9. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    glad i could help
    zigma, i have never been so turned on

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    Someone lock this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    7:15 PM - Hot shower using anti-bacterial soap. I shaved my scrotum and used a very hot shower spray on my balls to allow them to hang down freely. Massaged and stretched the balls so they hung down in the bottom of the scrotum.

    7:35 PM - Really getting excited now. Pre-cum is starting to drip from my cock. My genital area is red from the hot shower and my balls are hanging down as far as they ever have. I washed the genital area with liberal dose of rubbing alcohol. Wow!, a real experience after shaving. I used a 2 inch wide elastic bandage to wrap tightly around my scrotum forcing my balls securely against the botton of my sack. The scrotal veins are really standing out through the thin skin. I massaged my balls some more and laid out the equipent on a clean towel. I placed a fresh bath towel on the bed.

    7:40 PM - I wanted to inject 6 cc of liquid into each testicle, which I understood was about the maximum that should be done. My right nut is 2 1/4" long and 1 3/4" wide with the other one slightly smaller. I wiped the top of the Xylocaine solution with a pre-packaged alcohol wipe. I pulled the syringe plunger back to its limit, 3 cc. I inserted the needle into the solution bottle, pushed the air out of the syringe into the bottle and inverted the bottle. Pulling back slowly on the syringe I watched the clear liquid flow in, knowing that very shortly it would be in the middle of my left nut.

    7:43 PM - I reclined on the bed with my legs spread wide and firmly held my balls in my left hand. My object of attention was my smaller left testicle. I placed the needle against the scrotal skin near the bottom and directed it in a line that would take it towards the middle of my nut. I went slowly and felt a definite sharp pain as the needle pushed against and then penetrated the thin scrotal skin. There was not any bleeding and I renewed pushing the needle. I felt it go through another layer of tissue with a pain that radiated to the base of my cock and into my left leg. After this the needle seemed to go easier, but I was definitely aware that it was penetrating my nut. Wow, an incredibly intense but pleasurable pain. It was amazing to watch the needle bury its way into such a delicate area. I stopped the 1 1/2" needle about 1/4" from being fully inserted. This would put it slightly past the half way point inside my testicle.

    7:44 PM? (I am not sure of the time. I had been trying to make mental notes of when things happened, but I bacame preoccupied with the needle that was impaled in my nut.) The precum is really flowing now. I pulled back slightly on the syringe and did not find any blood. I then began pushing the syringe slowly. The first feeling is hard to describe, but was a dull pain radiating from my left testicle as the fluid started its expansion of my nut. I took it steady but slow, and was amazed to watch the smaller testicle grow to the size of my right one, and then become larger. I could feel the numbing effect of the Xylocaine start after releasing about half of the syringe into its surrounding tissue. Again, it is hard to describe. The initial dull pain changed to a full feeling as the testicle took on its load of liquid internally and expanded. A fullness that is very erotic!! I slowly withdrew the needle. A small drop of blood appeared and was wiped with an alcohol wipe. I massaged the left testicle, but could not feel anything. Incredible feeling of squeezing your nut hard enough to normally make you scream, but not feel anything.

    7:50 PM - I refilled the syringe with another 3 cc of the liquid, wiped off the scrotum again with alcohol, reclined and held the now smaller right nut. I repeated the procedure of feeling pain of the needle penetrating the scrotal skin. However, before the needle entered very far, the pain became unbearable and I removed the needle. A fair amount of blood flowed and was caught with a hand towel present for that purpose. The bleeding stopped within a very short time. I cleaned the area again with alcohol and got ready for the next try. I tried a location slightly above the last try, and got it going in fine. It required more force to penetrate the right testicle compared to the left one, and with somewhat more pain. The pain lessens as the needle gets deeper. It is most intense closer to the surface. As I started injecting the Xylocaine, I feel the same dull pain as the left nut had. I can feel the inner pressure starting to build and then the effects of the Xylocaine start numbing the testicle. It is the most erotic sight to see the testicle grow as the liquid flows. The tight scrotal skin cannot hold it back and the veins become more obvious. After the syringe is emptied of its load, the right testicle has now assumed it correct relationship as the largest. I withdraw the needle and wipe with alcohol. Massaging both testicles is an incredible experience. You can feel them with your fingers, but they cannot feel your fingers. I spend some time playing with the swollen jewels.

    8:00 PM - I refill the syringe with another 3 cc of the Xylocaine, recline and position the needle on the left nut slightly above the site of the original penetration. The scrotal skin is still sensitive to pain, but once the needle gets to the testicle, I am not aware that it invading the innermost part of my testicle. Once the needle is to the desired point, I slowly release the liquid and watch my testicle expand even more. I can feel something, but it must be the scrotal skin being stretched by the expanding testicle. This second injection makes a total of 6 cc in the left nut. It really is erotic to see. The left one is now the larger again. I withdraw the syringe and massage them some more.

    8:10 PM - I refill the syringe to its limit for the fourth time and inject the right testicle giving it a total 6 cc load. It swells back in the lead as to size, and really looks impressive. I want to go bigger, but better not push it. I release the elastic bandage, and let my swollen testicles swing free. It is the strangest feeling seeing and touching your nuts, but the testicles not being able to feel your fingers. I can only think that this is what it would be like being castrated. (It is erotic to temporarily lose the feeling in your nuts, but I definitely do not want to lose them. The pleasure of feeling them between your legs and swinging when fucking is a higher priority.) The sensitivity of the scrotal skin seems to be dimished slightly, but still hurts if you pinch it.

    8:15 PM - I am so horny that I decide to make two injections (3cc each) into my cock. The first is deposited on the top of my cock about an inch from my body. The first bit of Xylocaine causes a strange feeling that radiates towards the head of my cock. It only lasts a few seconds. I can see the skin swelling in an area slightly larger than a quarter. The pain is not nearly as strong as when the needle was impaled in my testicles the first time. The liquid spreads out more than I expected. The second load is deposited into the most sensitive spot on a cock, on the underside just behind the head. The needle is definitely felt as it penetrates the skin. The entire area is soon deadened. If someone had a problem with cuming too soon, this would definitely help. But the fun would be gone since there is no feeling.

    8:25 PM - I stand in front of a mirror and enjoy the size of my testicles. Wish they were that size all the time. They are still totally without feeling. Very erotic!! I spend some time massaging them and enjoying the sensation. I think about jacking off, but decide to save the load for later. There is no discomfort. I put on a pair of boxer shorts so as to let the testicles to swing free. I get dressed and notice that as I walk I cannot detect the presence of my testicles. I try sitting and make sure that my nuts are dropped down between my legs. I close my legs and make my knees touch. My testicles are not there!! Strange feeling! I reach my hand down and make sure that they are still there. I do a little walking and enjoy the feeling.

    9:30 PM - A dull ache is starting to present itself in the left side of my groin area. My testicles are now able to detect squeezing.

    9:50 PM - My testicles are very tender, especially the left one. There is a dull ache in the entire genital area, but it is fairly mild. The feeling is almost exactly like "blue balls" when you go without a climax for a long period of time. They are definitely shrinking in size from their maximum just after being filled.

    10:30 PM - The testicles are down to almost normal size (shucks). Still tender but getting better. I wonder how saline would feel instead of Xylocaine? It would surely hurt more since it would not have any deadening agent. That will be my next attempt. I also want to try injecting as much sterile saline solution as my scrotum will hold. I wonder what it would feel like to have 6 cc of saline in each testicle and a grapefruit sized load of saline in my scrotum.
    ahahahahahhaah

  12. #32
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    Zigma, I had a very strong and sick feeling in my stomach after I read that.

    ~_~

    The detail. The horror. Oh my God.

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    very very strong ejaculations can occur from not ejaculating for a few days and having some really awesome sex/blowjob/facial fun.

    you can miss your partner's face completly if they are not right in front of you.

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    what the fuck??...

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    i bet he copy/pasted that from a ball torture fetish site or something lol

    but JP, sorry for you, i wondered about the details a little, but im ok

    i really want to test my might and watch murders and such, i think im so acquainted with such disturbing thoughts that a lot of stuff is just.. as the guy said, 'deadened' to me lol

    /permanent nerve death

    stuff like rollercoasters still freak me out, but i think i could read a lot of these and just look at them and be interested, in the kind of way a 6 year old boy is interested in dinosaurs lol

    ::back to the ejaculation::

    i'd question my sexuality if i watched female ejaculations... for entertainment...

    it wouldnt -make- me want to jump on a girl, but im sure i would think about it

    (straight guys are weird Koga...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeusNoctis
    Zigma, I had a very strong and sick feeling in my stomach after I read that.

    ~_~

    The detail. The horror. Oh my God.
    If you would like more stuff to read that makes you have that sick feeling read this

    Its written by Chuck Palahniuk author of Fight Club, Choke, and Invisible Monsters to name a few. When I read Guts I couldn't read it all the first time. Felt like I was gonna throw up. Go read it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaoshen
    Quote Originally Posted by DeusNoctis
    Zigma, I had a very strong and sick feeling in my stomach after I read that.

    ~_~

    The detail. The horror. Oh my God.
    If you would like more stuff to read that makes you have that sick feeling read this

    Its written by Chuck Palahniuk author of Fight Club, Choke, and Invisible Monsters to name a few. When I read Guts I couldn't read it all the first time. Felt like I was gonna throw up. Go read it.
    I've read all of Chuck Palahniuk's books..
    The closest I can come to anything sounding this painful would be the guy from Choke.. when he gets the anal ball stuck in asshole for a like a week.

    But seriously Chuck is an awesome writter.

    (Niro I thibk your right about straight guys lol...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaoshen
    Quote Originally Posted by DeusNoctis
    Zigma, I had a very strong and sick feeling in my stomach after I read that.

    ~_~

    The detail. The horror. Oh my God.
    If you would like more stuff to read that makes you have that sick feeling read this

    Its written by Chuck Palahniuk author of Fight Club, Choke, and Invisible Monsters to name a few. When I read Guts I couldn't read it all the first time. Felt like I was gonna throw up. Go read it.
    All I can say about that Guts story is... oh my fucking god.... I can't believe I read the whole thing...

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    Yeah, i got that from somewhere lol. The last thing I need is for that to come up everytime someone says my name

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    these forums are becoming worse than alla with these topics.... they are becoming gaia online >.>

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