How far can you ejaculate?

[Firiien]

Zigma, I had a very strong and sick feeling in my stomach after I read that.

~_~

The detail. The horror. Oh my God.

If you would like more stuff to read that makes you have that sick feeling read this

Its written by Chuck Palahniuk author of Fight Club, Choke, and Invisible Monsters to name a few. When I read Guts I couldn't read it all the first time. Felt like I was gonna throw up. Go read it.

haha i cringed reading that entire thing><

edit: it was kinda neat though, anyone know where i can read more of his stuff?

[Koga]

Zigma, I had a very strong and sick feeling in my stomach after I read that.

~_~

The detail. The horror. Oh my God.

If you would like more stuff to read that makes you have that sick feeling read this

Its written by Chuck Palahniuk author of Fight Club, Choke, and Invisible Monsters to name a few. When I read Guts I couldn't read it all the first time. Felt like I was gonna throw up. Go read it.

haha i cringed reading that entire thing><

edit: it was kinda neat though, anyone know where i can read more of his stuff?

http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/

[RakEx]

Shot it over my last GF's head.... she was on top and it landed on the pillow next to me, had to a good 3-4 feet minimum.

Had to share. It was a proud moment.

[Eternus]

Hope that wasn't your pillow. Damn I must be bored to post in this thread lol.

[Firiien]

thx koga <3

[Erebus]

HO
LEE
FUCK

I will never be able to look at a syringe without fear again.

[Elcura]

A+ Zigma for finding that, I honestly thought it was building up to something different, it made me cringe a bit. I didn't even cringe at that mutilation video (it was like dry laughter).

Wow... My nuts feel very, very sensitive now >.>;;

[Jerseyprophet]

Screw what people have to say about this forum and allakhazam. Where else could I say the following statement without it being "off topic"?

I'm going to go so far as to expose a fetish, since it's directly related to the topic, and see if there is a possibility that I'm not alone in it.

Many, many men (myself included) are turned on by cumming on a girl, or guy respectivly depending on your sexuality. But, it's always that way. It's always the guy releasing on a girl.

Is anyone else besides me turned on by the idea of a girl cumming on YOU? I want a girl to pin me down, knees to my shoulders, force me to eat her out and cum on my face. Is that so fuckin strange?


Fuck self censorship. I'm a freak, but cheers for freedom of discussion.

[mrfridays]

Is anyone else besides me turned on by the idea of a girl cumming on YOU? I want a girl to pin me down, knees to my shoulders, force me to eat her out and cum on my face. Is that so fuckin strange?

Its only hot if she is on her period while doing it.

Then, and only then, a real man will you be.

[Anyway]

lol I read that story somewhere else a while ago. Best part I still think is somehow his sister got pregnant, lmfao.

[Zigma]

Screw what people have to say about this forum and allakhazam. Where else could I say the following statement without it being "off topic"?

I'm going to go so far as to expose a fetish, since it's directly related to the topic, and see if there is a possibility that I'm not alone in it.

Many, many men (myself included) are turned on by cumming on a girl, or guy respectivly depending on your sexuality. But, it's always that way. It's always the guy releasing on a girl.

Is anyone else besides me turned on by the idea of a girl cumming on YOU? I want a girl to pin me down, knees to my shoulders, force me to eat her out and cum on my face. Is that so fuckin strange?


Fuck self censorship. I'm a freak, but cheers for freedom of discussion.

The majority of Allah/killing don't know about these forums. I met some guy IRL at a workshop the other day that is a 72 pld and i asked him which forums he goes to he said allah and KI. I asked if he knew about these forums and he looked at me like I was some weirdo.

[Jerseyprophet]

Cool Zigma. You know, it happened to me not only once, but twice. I mean, meeting a FFXI player in real life by somehow mentioning that you play the game. Once, I was in line a wawa buying cigarettes and overheard these two guys talking about the game, and mentioned I played. The one guy said he played on Bahamut, and I asked "oh? Whats your characters name?" -- to which he (and I wish I were lying) replied "Kissofdie". Maybe he was joking - but if he was or was serious - he definately plays on Bahamut.

The other time was a fuck-ably decent girl at Sam Goodie, and when I tried to impress her with "75 Thief" - and got a blank look (she was "brand new", and couldn't tell me what server she played on), I tried "full af", which also got nothing. Finally I just said fuck it, "I'm in a band", and walked with her number.

[rahvin]

Cool Zigma. You know, it happened to me not only once, but twice. I mean, meeting a FFXI player in real life by somehow mentioning that you play the game. Once, I was in line a wawa buying cigarettes and overheard these two guys talking about the game, and mentioned I played. The one guy said he played on Bahamut, and I asked "oh? Whats your characters name?" -- to which he (and I wish I were lying) replied "Kissofdie". Maybe he was joking - but if he was or was serious - he definately plays on Bahamut.

The other time was a fuck-ably decent girl at Sam Goodie, and when I tried to impress her with "75 Thief" - and got a blank look (she was "brand new", and couldn't tell me what server she played on), I tried "full af", which also got nothing. Finally I just said fuck it, "I'm in a band", and walked with her number.

what happened to your wife and child you told me about?

[Maguspk]

Am I the only one who can't stop throwing up(literally) after reading that excerpt from Guts? I seriously think I am going to be sick tomorrow because I can't keep anything down.... I am throwing up bile and feel dehydrated.

[Jerseyprophet]

You mean these guys?

edit: no need for a pic. They're fine.

Yea, they're still around.

The day you stop looking is the day you die.

Sup Rahvin, how the hell you been? Lyndis still a hoochie?

[Gafgarionn]

That Guts story... I know someone that actually had that happen to them. It was when I was in elementary school. A girl was swimming in the deepend of a pool and got to close to the vent/drain thing at the bottom... Fortunately, there were lifeguards on duty and people watching her, but her intestines were literally sucked out of her. She was out for most of the rest of the year, and ended up winning a lawsuit against either the pool or its makers, I forget which. The funny thing is, John Edwards was her lawyer.

[Anyway]

John Edwards the psychic?! YOU ARE SOME KIND OF SORCEROR