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  1. #1

    How to Lose a Friend in Eight Easy Steps!

    Ever wonder how to lose a friend really, really fast? It is quite simple, and i am here to show you how. With these quick and easy steps, you can turn your long-lasting friendship into bitter hatred fast, guaranteed! All you need is their login information and know when their father's birthday is, so you can have full access to their character without them even knowing!



    Step One: Find yourself a Teleport-Altep.
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b176/ ... r/red1.jpg


    Step Two: Change thier character to a level one job.
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b176/ ... r/red2.jpg


    Step Three: Start running to Kuftal Tunnel
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b176/ ... r/red3.jpg


    Step Four: Sneak your way through the tunnel. Don't forget, use THEIR silent oils!
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b176/ ... r/red4.jpg


    Step Five: Find your way to Cape Terrigan
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b176/ ... r/red5.jpg

    Step Six: Set their homepoint at the outpost, which just so happens to be surrounded by fun little critters.
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b176/ ... r/red6.jpg


    Step Seven: Head on over to the Valley of Sorrows, and stand right in the center of the zone.
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b176/ ... r/red7.jpg


    Step Eight: Finally, find a good pack of Manticores and log them out right in the middle of them!
    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b176/ ... r/red8.jpg


    This is proven effective and has been tested by leading scientists from around the world (or just Valdimar). If your friend forgives you, you will get your money back, guaranteed!*



    *Offer not valid in the states of California or Illinois
    From my linkshell site, this was done by valdimar on shiva server, i just thought it was hilarious and worth posting. poor redshift

  2. #2

    Man you gotta feel bad XDDD Good thing I gave him the idea

  3. #3
    CoP Dynamis
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    I know a one step method: Have sex with your friend's wife.

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    BG is my LJ
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    all this does is bother whms to come and teleport them out

    if you want to lose a friend, kick them in the nuts

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    Oh noes, they would lose exp on their level 1 char.

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    Relic Shield
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRP
    Oh noes, they would lose exp on their level 1 char.

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    Relic Horn
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    Celestial nexus + level 75 character ftw

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    Melee Summoner
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    We have a Kupo version of this game we play when we log people on without them knowing to lot rare adjurations. We have the gear synth'd, put them in it, change thier SJ to BLM set thier HP to an OP they don't have the OP teleport for and leave them in the middle of Valley of Sorrows or some other completely useless zone.

    Usually, they get so excited they just die...and the few that realize that they can warp are still left with a rather unpleasant surprise.

    **note: this can come back to bite you in the ass when your LS is killing something that requires your only tank on; that just logged on to his new M.Body surprise and has no easy way to get to you.

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    Relic Shield
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    i don't think I'd want to be in a shell that kills its members like that.

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    There are false prophets among us,
    who bring in damnable heresies,
    and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

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    Apparently you missed the part where someone logged them into to lot something like M/E body. Would YOUR LS do that for you?

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    The Sig...
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    should of dropped all of their oils/powders/warps

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    all of his oils/powders/warps were dropped, so he's stuck out there

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    It's not the fact that they would lose exp or anything, just that they would be completely stuck unless someone felt like taking 20-30mins out of their schedule to give them a teleport from a far out zone like Terrigan. I wouldn't be mad that I would be dying, just the fact that i'm stuck so far out and it is virtually impossible to get back alone.

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    Lmao well with the help from a Worm right outside of Rabao he just died I think hes getting a raise atm SO he ended up winning the little game.

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    Weaboo of the House of Weave
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    Quote Originally Posted by Map
    I now a one step method: Have sex with your friend's wife.
    win

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    Re: How to Lose a Friend in Eight Easy Steps!

    Quote Originally Posted by Starblaster
    Ever wonder how to lose a friend really, really fast? It is quite simple, and i am here to show you how. With these quick and easy steps, you can turn your long-lasting friendship into bitter hatred fast, guaranteed! All you need is their login information and know when their father's birthday is, so you can have full access to their character without them even knowing!

    Step One: Drop all of their rare/ex equip

    Done.
    From my linkshell site, this was done by valdimar on shiva server, i just thought it was hilarious and worth posting. poor redshift
    Ghostwriter solved another mystery

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    blax n gunz
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    I would have sold all his gear to the outpost vendor while I was at it.

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    Banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction
    I would have sold all his gear to the outpost vendor while I was at it.
    Fuck that. Trade it for regional influence!

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    change his nation to bastok, that would do it for me

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    I once logged on my friends character while drunk, i then took his main sub that he hated to lvl to 37 and deleveled it to 28, took a long time to do but it was worth it. Friendship went downhill from there, so i guess thats a good way to lose a friend.

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