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    Screw the bathroom, the ex-girlfriend's lap is the best place to vomit in that situation
    Yeah i can picture it now:

    *See's the video of his gf spitting another guys jizz in his brownie mix*

    *Gets the feeling he is going to vomit*

    *Vomits but holds it in his mouth while he drives to his ex-gf's house to shoot it in her lap instead of running into the bathroom*

    Now in the words of chris rock "I ain't sayin he shoulda killed her....but i understand"

    That bitch would get hers, there are some things in this world worth going to jail for.

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    Eh, I assumed the girl was still there after bringing the brownies and video. But in retrospect that would have been pretty stupid to stick around for.

    It actually makes me wonder what (if anything) the guy did to her to cause her to go to all that trouble. 99.99999% it didn't warrant that kind of treatment on her part, but there must have been something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melosz
    Yeah, when I imagine a lucky person I think of a sick, bedridden dude, watching a video tape of his gf sucking another dude off while eating semen packed brownies. I wish I could get that lucky!
    Hey, it's luckier than still having a girlfriend that would suck off another guy and spit the semen in your brownies that you're eating while you're sick and bedridden.

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    I think beating up a female would be permitted in this situation.

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    I wonder if he finished the brownie...

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    I've actually heard this story before, a couple years back.

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    Haha, nice one.

    Why fake? You really think people don't do stuff like that? If so, thats pretty naive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Setsuko
    Quote Originally Posted by Lordwafik
    LOL


    (i clicked on this topic originally thinking im gonna see a big poo)
    me too

    but damn that dude got owned. (if it's real)
    yeah, normally id be disappointed, but, wow. o pwned! and yeah, that bitch wouldnt live.

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    doubled.

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    I'm no lawyer, but I think any criminal charges from murdering someone like that would be dropped by presenting the video in court.

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    Wow...that MAY actually top the semen brownies.

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    somone should kill that fucking bitch

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    That is gold

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    lol, that video is great

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lockecole
    Wow...that MAY actually top the semen brownies.
    I love this video. It's old, but still great.

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    yeah, ive had that forever, its just classic though

    "im gonna fuck your mom"

    he is a god among men

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    Wow... thats fucked up lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lordwafik
    LOL


    (i clicked on this topic originally thinking im gonna see a big poo)
    me too rofl. anyways, what a fucking bitch

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    Wow, awesome.

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