What in god's name

[Anyway]

http://www.alldumb.com/item/26453/

All I could think of was Dane Cook talking about the 1000 firefighters showing up to a fire "GUYS what the fuck are we all doing out here?!"

[Maguspk]

Lay down...
Lay down...
Lay down...
Lay down...
Lay down...
Lay down...
Lay down...
Lay down...
Lay down...
Come on buddy lay down...

Drop the knife...
Drop the knife...
Drop the knife...
Drop the knife...
Drop the knife...
Drop the knife...
Drop the knife...
Drop the knife...
Drop the knife...
Drop the knife...
Drop the knife...
Come on buddy drop the knife...

*Close in the obviously unstable guy and scare him*
*Obviously unstable guy panics and flails, cop reacts by moving in close and "accidentally shooting him"*
*Cops pin him down and get the Obviously unstable guy under control*

I shot.
I don't think I hit him though.
Relax It's fine, it's fine...it's alright, it's alright.
Tad him down and see if I shot him.
I don't think I did.
You did.
Did I shoot him?
(What the hell!? "Did I shoot him?" HOW THE HELL DON'T YOU KNOW YOU JUST SHOT A GUY?)
Yup he's shot...
Well, oh well...




Are these cops stupid?