Joke of the day :-)

[DeusNoctis]

Joke Of The Day:
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

I almost fell out of my chair.

[Vaplade]

Since it's easter here's my joke of the day:

What do eggs and Jesus have in common?


They dyed for us!

[Koga]

Since it's easter here's my joke of the day:

What do eggs and Jesus have in common?


They dyed for us!

gg religion nothx




BLAME MAXX FOR THE BOTS IMO! LEAVE NIRO ALONE

[Maxxthepenguin]

BLAME MAXX FOR THE BOTS IMO! LEAVE NIRO ALONE

So ousting me is part of that homosexual agenda that all those christians are always talking about...

[Koga]

There are so many thing wrong with what you just said but I don't think you would understand.

1) There is no such thing as a Homosexual Agenda; we do as we please.
2) WTF Religion? Thats so 1800s.
3) Christians don't know shit about gays because 99.9999% are homophobic.

But no, I just want you banned for your retardedness.






On a more serious side note, it was probably some dumb ass RMT kid that got mad at a certain LS and submitted the info to a Forum Bot.
Sorta like AC Tools and how some RMT bitch spammed the forums for MrArgus and he got banned and then he came back and wiped the forums and gave them Spam Bots

[Maxxthepenguin]

There are so many thing wrong with what you just said but I don't think you would understand.

1) There is no such thing as a Homosexual Agenda; we do as we please.
2) WTF Religion? Thats so 1800s.
3) Christians don't know shit about gays because 99.9999% are homophobic.

My post --> ~wooosh~

Your head

[untouchable]

Joke Of The Day:
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

bahahahahahahahahaa

[Ankiseth]

Hahahaha thanks Zigma

[Nirokun!]

Koga wins

and the head of the penis is like it is, to push the semen of other males behind the head of the penis, and pull it out of the vagina~

my own theory goes with this too: the penis becomes hyper sensitive after orgasm to make males resist thrusting that will pull their semen out of the vagina

also, on a less obvious level, i saw on the health channel that sperm are also different shapes:

o~~~~ (yay a swimmer!)
o~z (a hook for other sperm to get caught in ;o)
o~q (and a loop, to again, catch other men's sperm)

im not sure that they change shapes after a duration (to prevent later sperm from making it to the ova) but thats what i saw from the microscope images and the person describing ;o

(and if you ask me, there isnt enough gay stuff on here, just some lame fuckers talking about crap i dont care about (*'3'))

[Koga]

<3 Niro! :D

[whm_mahler]

lol nice Zigma

[Delsan]

Nirokun you just know so much!