Quote Originally Posted by Chumbelina
I just sat there and read the December issue of National Geographic and then thought about my chemistry homework a little bit, when I wiped, there was plenty of toilet paper but like.. it was a clean poo. There was nothing there when I wiped, so I like to call that "the perfect poo." I like it because then I don't have to worry about poop getting on my underwear and making my butt smell like doo-doo. I flushed and no clogs, then I just put my pants back on and buckled my sweet belt.

btw I didn't wear socks today because it was like 92 degrees (33 degrees C) outside and I wore flip flops instead. Therefore it wasn't a problem when I had to take a dump... or give a dump... Hmm.. why do they call it "taking a crap" when you're not taking anything at all? You're giving a crap rather.
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I don't really think the picture makes sense, but it fits the topic oh so well.