u made it to chain 441 and ur sure u weren't the highest dd in the party and you used diss occasionally...
yeah thats so awesome next thing you know its gonna be ok for war to use war cry only and occasionally use beserk and aggressor.
you argue for what? craptastic dd output in a merit pt? I don't get your point.
we don't need auto refresh 3 or a solid aspir because were just fine being lowest dd in a party?
hell If I went by this logic we don't need gear either because who wants to deal with pesky farming or w/e for gilz or omg noes macros?
hell screw every spell but head butt and I'll go /thf on colis just to be more mp efficient and for those omg 1337 SACA head butts!
yeah thats the trick cast 3-4 head butts a fight and melee who cares if that puts us in 5th place on parse right under the rdm who decided to cap their sword skill during a few fights!
you know cus the totally pimped other 3 DDs can pick up our slack.
yeah and I forgot my pocket rdm and brd and the fact that even with a blu who sits back and does nothing your gonna be able to rip through those colis and wivres like they were soggy paper bags soaked in the tears of real players who call BULL SHIT!
go to alla and sell that sub par is ok BS here on BG we actually like to play our jobs. you know the right way.
cus you know if I was put in a spot of choosing between your version of acceptable DD blu and any other DD out there I'd pick Bst or pup.
tyvm for letting me know your such a lazy slob I'll make sure to steer clear of u If ever I see you seeking.
oh and for gods sake don't spout off some nonsense BS about how u can easy cast 6 head butts a fight.
1) lets say your super pimped awesome and actually manage to get 50% haste... yeah ok but w/e
thats 5 sec recast and .5 second cast for each head butt
5.5 11 16.5 22 27.5 so thats 5 head butts per fight. which is 60mp
lets be ultra nice and say each and every one of those hits for 130 thats 650.
so 650 damage for 60mp, and that with you know 100% acc in there and totally unresisted damage.
2) lets say I'm having a horrible day and my diss are only hitting for 500. QQ
thats 500 damage for 74mp
oh but wait what about that 18hp/tick affect lets say instead of 10 ticks it only gets in 8 thats 144 damage
so now magically we are at 644 damage for 74mp
3) oh noes you win... i must go /wrist now the world is coming to an end.
or
in reality head butt damage ranges from 30-130 and has some weird numbers with the same exact equips on.
then there is diss where I rarely see less then 550 especially on birds (go go piercing) and sometimes see 900 with a pretty nice average around 600-700.
and thats not counting the posion, which if u let diss rip right at start of fight is 9 ticks of 18hp/tick or 162hp.
so lets compare your fake imaginary headbutt totals with some realistic diss totals.
650 damage for 60mp
or
762 damage for 74mp.
oh yeah and prey that you don't miss one of those head butts or that the fight doesn't end in 25 seconds instead of 30.
but u and ur 441 chain self never has to worry about a 25 second fight right? all your fights last the full 30 secons u do the magic timing to make sure every kill is perfect to keep chain.
I'll give you a cookie tomorrow if you go and slit your wrist today.
edit: if the numbers hurt your head.. Good!~
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