Don't let this happen to you... (RL Story)(Wall of Text)

[pimpp]

no way sperm would last that long.

[Avvesione]

Hmmm.... I thought the carrot was pretty bad but after reading the pool one... ouch....

[Raivyn]

no way sperm would last that long.

word - also the whole suctioned my anus out thing is senseless, but as this story is fictional it serves it's purpose just fine lol

[vegetaa]

Whoa that's a weird reading >< The carrot story was mostly fun, but the swimming pool one is just fucking sick. Definately some Chuck Palahniuk novel (if you were wondering about him, he also wrote "Fight Club").

[Xsaintx-Siren]

what a great thing to read in the middle of class

[Krylanna]

The story is fictional (sister got pregnant by swimming in the family pool? Yeah, right, virgin my ass (har har)) but you can get disemboweled by an improperly covered drain. They had some kids on Dateline several years ago that had it happen to them in a public pool during the course of normal non-jerking-off play. I used to sit at the bottom of pools all the time, myself. The drains in question had the grating removed though, and the operators of said pools had their asses sued (pardon the pun). This just won't happen in a well-maintained pool. And from what I understand nothing came out even remotely intact. ><

I couldn't quite read the whole thing though, my head started feeling tingly and I broke out in a cold sweat. Never clicking on page 1 of this thread again.

[Raivyn]

The story is fictional (sister got pregnant by swimming in the family pool? Yeah, right, virgin my ass (har har)) but you can get disemboweled by an improperly covered drain. They had some kids on Dateline several years ago that had it happen to them in a public pool during the course of normal non-jerking-off play. I used to sit at the bottom of pools all the time, myself. The drains in question had the grating removed though, and the operators of said pools had their asses sued (pardon the pun). This just won't happen in a well-maintained pool. And from what I understand nothing came out even remotely intact. ><

I couldn't quite read the whole thing though, my head started feeling tingly and I broke out in a cold sweat. Never clicking on page 1 of this thread again.

public pool I'd buy, but yeah not a small private pool, and not in the way he described.

[shihei]

g r o s s

[shihei]

I'd like to add that part about the swimming pools pump sucking out your guts is very possible, happened to some poor kid on L.I. like 10 years ago

[Map]

no way sperm would last that long.

You know, if my brother got his large intestine sucked out his asshole, I woulnd't go in that pool probably for months, if ever again. Given how long sperm lasts in water, she musta hopped right in when corn was still floating at the top of the pool.

[Demosthenes11]

afk pearl diving

[ChooChooTrain]

I read this and like
I've not shitted the same since