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    jp translation plz thxs


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    wtf hurry up

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    I think it shows how to have sex with a friend, without penetration.

    I think the eggs and sausage were there as a "guide".

    Disturbing though.

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    Hmm.... ( I don't speak any -nese)


    1. Draw 2 targets (one on each side of the ass) which will be your viewpoints to get hit the center, for insertion?

    2. Make a nice breakfast for your partner consisting of 2 eggs and a hot dog/sausage as he will need the protien to survive this experiment + also you want that ass a little lubed up the old fashined way (scatty)

    3. Enjoy.... then cum into you partner anus and relax barback till you feel you have done the unmentionable.

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    It's Chinese.

    Anyway here's the translation.

    1) Pick a pen with color of your choice, draw two nipples that you like on the butt of a good friend. The best ass would be one which is full and smooth. It would be better to use non permanent ink to allow for editing and washing after it's done.

    2) Be sure to take note of the positions of your friend's butthole to avoid unhappiness which may arise if you accidentally poked it. Put the penis in between the buttcrack, parallel to the ground and adjust to a comfortable position. Move forward and backward until you reach climax. If it isn't wet enough, feel free to lubricate it.

    3) After ejaculation, feel free to lay on your friend's back and show your appreciation. If you can't get an erection in this simulated boobies fuck, it maye be becauset he nipples aren't drawn nicely, or your friend's ass (covered by chop). But most probably, you are just homosexual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syn
    It's Chinese.

    If you can't get an erection in this simulated boobies fuck, it maybe because the nipples aren't drawn nicely

    R O F L

    Was Tits Mcgee off that day? (sorry have seen Anchorman way tooo many f'n times, replaying on HBO/Cinemax this week) .. that you have to simulate a pure androgynous act, doing which is a clearly a homosexual act for hetrosexual pleasure o_O. Why not just penetrate and get the full feeling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Who Dat?
    Quote Originally Posted by Syn
    It's Chinese.

    If you can't get an erection in this simulated boobies fuck, it maybe because the nipples aren't drawn nicely

    R O F L

    Was Tits Mcgee off that day? (sorry have seen Anchorman way tooo many f'n times, replaying on HBO/Cinemax this week) .. that you have to simulate a pure androgynous act, doing which is a clearly a homosexual act for hetrosexual pleasure o_O. Why not just penetrate and get the full feeling.
    Seriously, at that point you're already gay enough.

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    Of course, inquiring minds want to know why you desired this translation joft...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raivyn
    Of course, inquiring minds want to know why you desired this translation joft...
    Isn't it obvious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaede
    Quote Originally Posted by Raivyn
    Of course, inquiring minds want to know why you desired this translation joft...
    Isn't it obvious?
    Well, one would assume he and his male friends were seeking sexual gratification through means of the anus of one another but I will give joft the benefit of the doubt

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    The face of the guy on bottom in the last pic really completes it.

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